When life gives Du lemons, make orange saft and leave the world wondering how the heck Du did it.
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first Du don't succeed, destroy everything.
An apfel, apple a Tag can keep any doctor away if Du throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 Mehr letters in the alphabet.
Do Du believe in Liebe at first sight, oder should I walk Von again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Liebe you, talk to Du later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Essen from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my Tag could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the Wand gets in the way.
That annoying moment when Du finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, Du need to use the restroom.
Du don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if Du miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have Du ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five Mehr minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when Du see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and Du think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have Du ever had a fly oder small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether Du win oder lose, what matters is if I win oder lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, oder sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope Du enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.
If at first Du don't succeed, destroy everything.
An apfel, apple a Tag can keep any doctor away if Du throw it hard enough.
Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 Mehr letters in the alphabet.
Do Du believe in Liebe at first sight, oder should I walk Von again?
Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"
Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.
My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered: “I don’t know, Liebe you, talk to Du later.” Mother: “OK, I’ll ask your sister.”
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download Essen from the internet.
Dear life, when I asked if my Tag could get any worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the Wand gets in the way.
That annoying moment when Du finally get comfortable in bed, but then BAM, Du need to use the restroom.
Du don't notice the air, at least until someone spoils it.
Aim for the moon! Even if Du miss, you'll land among the stars! But either way, you'll run out of oxygen eventually.
Hmm.... I could kill this person and nobody would notice.... Wait a minute. WHAT THE HELL BRAIN!?
Don't follow my footsteps, I run into walls.
When a bird hits your window have Du ever wondered if God's playing Angry Birds with you?
"Just five Mehr minutes!" Always means the person will never get ready. :D
Whenever you're feeling sad, just remember that somewhere in the world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”.
Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
That moment when Du see a YouTube channel with the usual blue anonymous person on it, but with a spider, and Du think it's real.
Graduation Speech: I’d like to thank the internet, Google, Wikipedia, Microsoft Word, and Copy & Paste.
Have Du ever had a fly oder small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
Be nice to nerds, chances are you’ll end up working for one.
I didn't fall, the floor just needed a hug.
Me talking to anyone else: "Hey, what's up? :D" Me talking to a girl I like: "uH HelO hOWZ yU dNGoi toDAY? @__@"
It doesn't matter whether Du win oder lose, what matters is if I win oder lose.
Sometimes people deserve a high five, in the face, with a chair.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, fires, screaming, my work here is done. :D
Don't steal, lie, cheat, oder sell drugs. The government hates competition!
Keep talking, maybe someday I'll finally listen.
I was wondering why the Black Knight's shovel was getting bigger, then it hit me!
Pac-Man: "I see dead people..."
(Hope Du enjoyed! If we can get 5 fans, I'll add more! ^___^)
1-play baseball with one cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them Du are raising money to buy Essen for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that Du want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines Tag gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them Du grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it Weiter to your ear and say that he talks to Du and says he need a new Home and thats why Du buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
2-use a cucumber to sing along with your Friends
3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend
4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them Du are raising money to buy Essen for homeless dogs
5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that Du want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you
6-in valentines Tag gift your Friends a cucumber and tell them Du grew them with love
7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it Weiter to your ear and say that he talks to Du and says he need a new Home and thats why Du buy it
8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like oder Liebe and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn Mehr fans......add Zufällig ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn Mehr fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn Medaillen ...u have to add Mehr pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have Mehr Medaillen .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get Mehr fans.....and frnds too.
when i have Mehr ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this Artikel will be useful have a gr8 Tag everybody and type ur Kommentar plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like oder Liebe and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn Mehr fans......add Zufällig ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn Mehr fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn Medaillen ...u have to add Mehr pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have Mehr Medaillen .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get Mehr fans.....and frnds too.
when i have Mehr ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this Artikel will be useful have a gr8 Tag everybody and type ur Kommentar plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at Zufällig times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that Du are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this Liste ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs Du know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that Du are a muggle born even if Du did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope Du liked it!
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at Zufällig times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that Du are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this Liste ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs Du know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that Du are a muggle born even if Du did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed
thats it! i hope Du liked it!
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!
I just read a Frage on this spot that asked "If Du saw Justin Bieber standing on the oben, nach oben of a building getting ready to jump, would Du cry oder scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on oben, nach oben of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do Du people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone Du know oder care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
I just read a Frage on this spot that asked "If Du saw Justin Bieber standing on the oben, nach oben of a building getting ready to jump, would Du cry oder scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on oben, nach oben of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.
Why do Du people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone Du know oder care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.
And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.
I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!
Anyone agree???
Q .. Did Du here about the blonde who shot an Arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do Du do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the straße when the sign sagte "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when Du ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
A .. She missed.
Q .. What do Du do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the straße when the sign sagte "don't walk".
Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.
Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.
Q .. What does a blonde say when Du ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in Suchen of you
Looking for the herz now
Have Du heard the news
maybe Du stahl, stola it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in Suchen of you
Looking for he herz now
Have Du heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find Du soon
*hums*
link
The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of Du know it as the only song i know Von herz from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge spinne i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!