This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that Du have done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair Von leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while Du were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while Du were talking
6. Had people tell Du that Du are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell Du that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush Von your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that sagte pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that sagte push
11. Have actually believed someone when they sagte that they knew how to make a Liebe potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the saft from a mini tomate, tomaten squirt out and hit somebody else when Du bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because Du were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good Friends Von the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because Du were playing Fußball oder kickball with flip flops on oder Du were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while Du were talking on it
26. It has taken Du longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. sagte o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, oder 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told Du that there was gum on the ground, Du stepped in it
32. Put on a white hemd, shirt even though Du already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because Du thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though Du knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones Du had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, oder put the milch in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings oder shoes Von accident
41. Put your hemd, shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because Du put it on even though Du knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when Du got there forgot what is was that Du were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it Von accident when your drink was right Weiter to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the dusche with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have gegeben an odd answer to a Frage because Du didn't hear the Frage in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone Du were the wrong age because Du seriously forgot how old Du were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that Du didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told Du to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke oder movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide oder vice versa
62. sagte funner, then had someone make fun of Du for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because Du thought that there wasn't one oder because Du had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did Mehr work than Du had to on an assignment because Du didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that Du were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that Du would remember where it was, then forgot where Du put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that Du had sagte and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, Du pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap Du in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before Du replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that Du hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then Du were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought Du were drunk when Du weren't
79. Have been so hyper Du actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that Du could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who Du were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because Du thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, Du used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As Du were writing, Du moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what Du were talking about oder what happened in the story
96. When Du saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, Du told the owners to beware of the Hunde not realizing they owned the dogs
97. Du have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bett Du look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair Von leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while Du were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while Du were talking
6. Had people tell Du that Du are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell Du that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush Von your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that sagte pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that sagte push
11. Have actually believed someone when they sagte that they knew how to make a Liebe potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the saft from a mini tomate, tomaten squirt out and hit somebody else when Du bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because Du were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good Friends Von the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because Du were playing Fußball oder kickball with flip flops on oder Du were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while Du were talking on it
26. It has taken Du longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. sagte o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, oder 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told Du that there was gum on the ground, Du stepped in it
32. Put on a white hemd, shirt even though Du already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because Du thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though Du knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones Du had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, oder put the milch in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings oder shoes Von accident
41. Put your hemd, shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because Du put it on even though Du knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when Du got there forgot what is was that Du were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it Von accident when your drink was right Weiter to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the dusche with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have gegeben an odd answer to a Frage because Du didn't hear the Frage in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone Du were the wrong age because Du seriously forgot how old Du were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that Du didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told Du to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke oder movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide oder vice versa
62. sagte funner, then had someone make fun of Du for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because Du thought that there wasn't one oder because Du had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did Mehr work than Du had to on an assignment because Du didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that Du were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that Du would remember where it was, then forgot where Du put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that Du had sagte and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, Du pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap Du in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before Du replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that Du hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then Du were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought Du were drunk when Du weren't
79. Have been so hyper Du actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that Du could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who Du were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because Du thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, Du used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As Du were writing, Du moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what Du were talking about oder what happened in the story
96. When Du saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, Du told the owners to beware of the Hunde not realizing they owned the dogs
97. Du have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bett Du look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth