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posted by blondcat30
its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? dusche 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong oder hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I Liebe yous oder calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells Zufällig girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king oder fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never say on here wen I did nuthin wrong but look thru my work papers on "his side of bed" then wake up throws breaks things, leaves me in bett alone crying as I say help me oder lay in here and I fall asleep and see hes still not back in bett then cry and check E-Mail fall asleep wake up again to "here honey drink ur coffe oder milch oder I made u sumthn 2 eat oder I cant wait to Bewegen outta here together up north to start business then get along great 2 nights til 1 lil thing like "weres my cc" and say idk when I know I gave 2 him n say 4 times its Weiter 2u til I get it from were I told him n goes in back room ALONE AGAIN..TILLLL1.HE NEED SMTHN 2. I HAVE SUMTHN HE WANTS....but once he gets it hes ghost im invisible ignored I leave 2 buy watches rings Pistolen clothes come Home to im sleepin shut the f up I CRY ALONE FALL ASLEEP WAKE UP TO HERE HONEY .....SAME...THIS IS EVERY 3 DAYS oder WEN IM BROKE FOR A DAY. NEVER SAW 1.00 BUT TRUE Liebe IS SAYING ULL DIE 4 HIM oder NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT THAT MAN..DOES A MAN Liebe ME 2 DO THIS? 4 YEARS 1ST YR GREAT Weiter 3 YEARS SEX TO 7 TIMES DAILY TO ONCE TO NONE AND SAYING I BANT BELIEVE WE DIDNT HAVE SEX YESTERDAY N HIM SAYIN HES TIRED THAN 0000000SEX BUT MAYBE ONCE A Monat TO ONCE 3MONTHS THEN TALK N HAVE IT 4 TIMES 1 Tag Weiter Tag ETC..I ASK AM I UR WIFE "YES BABY UR THE ONLY 1 ILL NEVER LEAVE" Weiter Tag "I DONT SEE A RING ON MY FINGER oder GOT MONEY ON MY MIND MILLIONS oder UR CRAXY TRICK hacke hündin IM OUTTA HERE oder BUY BUS TICKET ILL LEAVE I HATE U THROWS STUFF AT ME ESPECIALLY WHEN I WAS HURT ON MY SIDE APPENDIX TROW HEAVT THINGS AT ME BREAKS MY HOUSE APART THEN HE STARTS THE HONEY BABY SHIT 2-3 DAYS LATER ITS EVERY 2-3 DAYS IM CUTE NAMES oder MEAN NAME IM BEGGIN FOR HUG KISS EVEN TOUCH oder ACKNOWLEDGE ME WITHOUT ME HOMELESS I SHELTER HIM HE TEXT ME SECRETADMIRER LET HIM MOV IN CUZ HIS UNCLES FORECLOSING NOW 4 YEARS LATER IM FEELING USED BUT HE SOUNDS SO CONVINCING WHEN HE SAYS HE LOVES ME BUT 2 DAYS LATER SAYS THINGS CHANGE. INTERNET CHINESE GILS NAKED ...N Suchen 4 arsch oder YOUNG TEEN PUSSY?..IM BEAUTIFUL N ASK HIM HE DENYS N FINALLY SAYS I DONT NO Y I DID IT oder MEN R MEN THEY NEED DIFF...2 DAYS LATER I DIDNT MEAN THAT I DID IT 2 MAKE U MAD ...2 DAYS LATER IM NOT HIS MOM IM OLD oder GO AWAY oder IM LOOKIN 4 PUSSY N 2 DAYS LATER SAME NICE...NOW ITS 2 WEEKS SINCE OUR TALK N STILL 2-3DAYS ???HES YET 2 TOUCH ME I TRY EVERYTHING 4 ATTENTION MY ESTEEM IS LOWERED IM SAD DEPRESSED N CRY..N HAPPY AT CURRENT MOMENT HES GOT HIS HAND ON MY HIP PRAYING FOR A SIGN HE LOVES ME CUZ IF NOT I HAV TO Bewegen ON BUT HOW DOES A MAN LAY NEXT2 EX Playboy MODEL NAKED 4YEARS 2 OF THEM UNNOTICED TIL NICE DAYS NO TOUCHING NUTHING BUT NICE EVERY 2-3 DAYS ?WTF
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Liliana: wavy blonde hair, one purple eye and one green eye. She's shy and nice.

Lucy: straight dark brown hair and blue eyes. she's super friendly and outgoing.

Victoria: curly blond hair and brown eyes. she's weird (in a good way) and she's nice.

James: long blonde hair and black eyes.

Alex: blond hair and blue eyes. he's James's friend.

Maria: she has red hair and big brown eyes. she's a bully.

I think that's all.
I'll post Mehr if I think of anything else.

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posted by BookWord123
1. Say 'That's Just Being a -(Their Name)-'
2. Talk To Your Pen Constantly
3. Swim On The Floor
4. Climb Walls
5. When Du Go In The dusche oder Bath Scream 'I'm Drowning, I'm Drowning!'
6. Say 'Ooh La La' Before Everything Du Say
7. Say 'Thats What Du Think' At Every Opinion Speech
8. When Your At School Drop Your Pen Constantly
9. Roll Your Pen Across Your Desk
10. Shoot Dirty Looks At Them For No Reason
11. Poke Them And Poke Them
12. Follow Them Around
13. Disagree With Everything They Say
14. Take Up All The Weltraum Everywhere
15. Get In Their Way
16. Laugh At Them And Then Stare At Them Like Their Strange, Repeatitively
17. Dance Like A Hulligan Around Your House
18. Argue At Everything Even If It Comes To Saying That a Wand Is Black When Its White
19. Be Quiet When They Want Du To Be Loud But Be Loud When People Want Du To Be Quiet
20. Turn All The Lights On In The House
21. When Your Teacher Asks Du To Take a sitz Ask 'Take It Where?'

Thank Du All For Lesen x
posted by ultimatefredde
1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something Du aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner oder later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what Du really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, oder take her to dinner, also sometimes a card oder a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, Du wont die...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1.Impersonate a film character for the day, for example Forest Gump.

2.Every time that Du wake up, start screaming “Where am I?” and run around your room for a few minutes, then return to bed.

3.Every time Du take a shower, scream “I’m Melting! I’m Melting!”.

4.Smile… all the time.

5.When someone knocks on the door, get up and answer the phone and vice versa.

6.Scatter stuffed toys around the room with party hats on and play loud music. When the roommate walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats and starting putting the toys away saying it was fun while it lasted.

7.Call...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Instead of milch and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that Du think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.
Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants.
While he's in the house, replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly.
Keep an angry stier, bull in your living room. If Du think a stier, bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!
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