User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No Du are a robot times 1000000.


User: No Du are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and Du are a robot.


User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Du are the robot here.

User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Du computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So Du admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




LOL yes fail I know

My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The konzert Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 Stunde Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Singen I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're sitz Ooh K Then erpel, drake Sad Du Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There erpel, drake Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The Fans Fans Was Singen Along Giving Him Blumen Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Lesen And You're Comments

ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.

1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Du have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Fragen to a magic 8 ball and take the Antwort seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Du find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Du see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Zufällig person!

raindrops on Rosen and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,

cream coloured ponies with crisp apfel, apple strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,

girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,

when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad

Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Essen at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid Fragen (ex: What do bibliothek cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a Tag when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who Du think she is

ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book Von its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders oder u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Liebe to hear ur thoughts!!

Never mind the haters. All they do is break Du down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to Du that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating Kommentare about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why Du like what Du do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do Du do it? Do Du have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever Du do, don't give it to them.

-JC

Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 Mehr seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and kekse, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, kekse, cookies and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).