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posted by TotalDramaFan60
It all started when Chloe was in the küche making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these Cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see


THE END
posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Flippy
Flippy
chapter 1
It was a normal Tag for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It sagte on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, Du have been chosen...
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posted by koalagirl9
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're hemd, shirt looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Du Liebe them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch oder stumach
step 8.Say i Liebe Du again
step 9:walk around them in circles Singen my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Du hate them
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I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her Home because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Chapter 1


It was late afternoon. Flamingleap, an orange feuer elemental dragon, was hunting for the tribe, with no luck. He'd been hunting since dawn and caught nothing. Snow crunched beneath his big feet. Just when he was ready to give up he heard the screech of an eagle. He jerked his head up. The eagle was only a few feet from his face and it was the size of his head. It would feed a few Drachen if it was teilt, split equally. Flamingleap reached and snapped his jaws on the eagle's wing. It flapped in a desperate attempt to escape. Flamingleap jerked his head, killing the eagle. “the clan will...
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 Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
Our current Cover. I've been working on a new one.
So wassup everybody? Listen, There's this club called Zufällig Anime RP forums. Me and some other fanpoppers got one hell of a story going on and if you're looking for some good reading, it's there. Action, comedy, romance, drama, vampires, and even zombie soul reapers! You'll find Anime characters from Hell Girl, Inuyasha, Pokemon, Bleach, Rozen Maiden, Pandora Hearts, Black Butler, and many more. Hell, we even got Mortal Kombat in there. And during one story arch I even added Freddy Kruger. I couldn't help it. Dream Eater Merry VS Freddy... C'mon! Anywho, check it out if you're interested. The first 3 parts are gepostet on Anime club but we got the Links in ours. We've been keeping this RP going for close to 11 months so far. So hell byob, oder whatever ya drink and come help us celebrate our first anniversary. hehe XD Cy-beer... lol... sorry. Anywho, I think our story kicks arsch and if Du Liebe Anime and good story telling, I think Du will too. Peace! and um, see ya there hopefully
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1 = Tap your pencil continuously on your schreibtisch oder forehead.

2 = If Du have long hair, flip it in someones face.

3 = Keep on shifting your chair.

4 = Keep on whispering Hi.

5 = Tell them after class "They know now". Trust me it scares them.

6 = Ask them where they live..

7 = Ask them if they watch America's Weiter oben, nach oben Model every day.

8 = Ask them every Tag to sit Weiter to them at lunch, but at lunch say Du were just kidding.

9 = Have a sleepover with them and do nothing.

10 = Ask them if KFC serves pizza every Friday.

11 = Poke them in the back if they won't move.

12 = Say "I like your hair" in a creepy way.

13 = Ask them if they have ever been drunk.

14 = Ask if they are on Myspace. If they are, then say they have no life.
posted by chillyneon
I'm sorry if one of these shows are still one of your Favoriten it's my opinion not yours :P

1 = Icarly
2 = Victorious
3 = How To Rock
4 = Degrassi
5 = Team UmiZoomi
6 = Dora The Explorer
7 = Big Time Rush
8 = So Random
9 = A.N.T farm
10 = Hanna Motanna
11 = Secret Mountain Fort Awesome
12 = Pair Of Kings (some episodes)
13 = Bucket And Skinner
14 = Dance Academy

Sorry if Du like any of these shows. I just dont like them!!! It's my opinion, MINE.

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Are there even true friendship until now?
Von Secret Irken Invader Eve

Friendship. It is a word that is ALMOST a myth.

Friendship starts with a friend.
A friend gives Du happiness and loyalty.
A friend is meant to make a promise.
A promise which is that he oder she will never turn his oder her back on you...... oder betray you.

But that friend suddenly breaks that promise.
Turns its back on Du and stick its self to greed.

Du cannot trust so much in this type of timeline.
Du can never again.

He/she will leave Du disappointed and let Du down.

Why should Du look for someone else like He is not enough.
He who created you,
Loved you,
Cared for you.

Why look for somebody else
When Du have God with his Liebe all wrapped around you.
Name something a blind person might use - A sword

Name a song with moon in the Titel - Blue suede moon

Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell

Name an occupation where Du need a torch - A burglar

Name a dangerous race - The Arabs

Name an item of clothing worn Von the 3 musketeers - A horse

Name something that floats in the bath - Water

Name something Du wear on the strand - A deckchair

Name something Red - My cardigan

Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers

A number Du have to memorize - 7

Something Du do before going to bett - Sleep

Something Du put on walls - Roofs

Something in the garden that's green...
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The End Of Everything, The End Of Apolla
Song-Fic. Song: Lights Von Ellie Goulding, The BassNectar Remix


Late in the evening, around 9:30 p.m., 12 Jahr old Apolla Falconer awoke with a start. Everything around her was pitch black, all except from the orange straße lights, who's beams came faintly through the blinded windows. Apolla quickly raised her head from the cold, sticky surface it was on. With her incredible night- vision, she found out that the surface was a schreibtisch from her school. Apolla looked around even Mehr and saw that she was in her own classroom, in fact. "Why the 'ell am I in...
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posted by xboxrocksx45
Du just shut the door i fell like Mehr when Du say i'm shy i cry saying why? why? do Du make sure to Liebe me even though i'm shy do Du ever ever ever think to try? do Du think of me? when Du say shy shy shy i say why and i'll sit and think about waiting when Du say hi well than Du won't be mine! yes this is Liebe but does it hurt? when i cry? when Du say shy and i know it's true but i'm alright i and i Liebe you! why would say means things why would Du say the stuff that stings why would Du say that word when i know Du much? i don't think i would be with Du if i knew a thing oder two about your life Du backstabbing messer i trusted Du and yet Du still flew without me
posted by icuSTALKER
She's beautiful...
Her brown eyes sparkle.
Her nails are perfect.
Her golden brown hair shines like polished wood.
She is an average height for twenty-one.
She's playful, friendly.
She never gets mad.
She loves food.
She hugs Du a lot.
Don't Du Liebe her?
I do...
I Liebe my dog.
:D:D:D:D:D:D
posted by adaug
Du can only live once, but if Du do it right, once is enough. -Mae West.
I didn't believe that the first time I heard it,but one tiny mistake,can change your live...Forever.
April 19,1999.
The clock read 7:43,I got out of bed.I was late for school.When I left,I didn't say bye to mom oder dad.I just left.On the way there,I remembered a physics test I had to take,and if I failed it,I got an F in physics!So,at my lunch hour,I went to the library.I saw my two Friends already studying.I went over there and we started laughing and talking,but the librarian told us to be quiet.Then she went in the hall.Then...
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!",a teen named Tessa screamed as she was falling down a hole.

Everyone gasped.

"NO!!!",her friend Dana yelled

"Tessa!",another friend,Martha shouted."No!No!No!No!No!No!!You still owe me 50 bucks,man!"

"That darn lady,she stahl, stola our money,man!",a cowboy said."What a shame"

"No..", a girl named Erica whispered.

"Oh my god!",cowboy said

Everyone sobbed."All that money!", a lady named Lisa wailed."No!!!!!!!"

"The money is gone,man!",Lisa's sister Sara whined.

The cowboy sighed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!",Martha screamed."MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!"
Bunker bustin' mega ultra super, ahh ahhh! Holy crap, ahh!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! K.O.!

One-up, power up, already leveled up
Options set to difficult, Liebe a challenge, typical
Raging through my enemies, kicking arsch so happily
Supernova, bend Du over, to the lava! game over!

I'm saying "Yay!" when I'm knocking Du right off the stage,
B*tches hate but I don't play, smash a Goomba any day!
I'm on a mission, trying to save the princess!
Dashing, smashing, knock Du outta commission!

I'm a killer like a Manson, you're blowin' like you're Hanson,
Your powers are weak when Du go against me,
You...
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posted by MissChicky97
User: I'm the Doctor. I'm a timelord from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people below.

Cleverbot: No you're not. You're saying Zufällig stock phrases which have no relevance whatsoever to what I say to you.

User: What? WHAT? WHAT?!?!?!

Cleverbot: How is you?

User: I'm trying to save the world and the TARDIS pulled up some Zufällig application.

Cleverbot: That is impossible. Du have no means to do so. Du cannot feel emotion.

User: OI! I can feel emotions. I'm not completely alien Du know!!...
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It was Thursday.10:07 a.m.I got out of my bed,and went down for breakfast."Yeah,okay.Yes,yes I understand.Thanks for calling."Mom sagte and hung up the phone."Hi honey."She greeted."I'll be right back."Mom left the kitchen.I picked up my napkin when.CLING!I saw Alicia and Henry in my kitchen!"What the-Why did Du do that?"I asked."You need to come to the baum house!"Alicia demanded.
"The what?"I asked.
Henry and Alicia gasped.
"Get dressed and hurry!"Alicia demanded.
I ran to my room.I think I remembered the baum house.I remember Maybelle.I remembered Ariana.I didn't quite remember the baum house.I...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
One fine Tag in the middle of the night two dead me got u to fight back to back they faced

eachother drew there swords and shot eachother

the deff policeman heard the noise and came to arrest thoughs two young boys if u dont believe me u know its true ask the blind man he saw to.


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posted by tokidoki123
There's a place in my mind
No one knows where it hides
And my Fantasy is flying
It's a schloss in the sky

It's a world of our past
Where the legend still lasts
And the king wears the crown
But the magic spell is law

Take your sword and your shield
There's a battle on the field
You're a knight and you're right
So with Drachen now you'll fight

And my fancy is flying
It's a schloss in the sky
oder there's nothing out there
These are castles in the air

Fairytales live in me
Fables coming from my memory
Fantasy is not a crime
Find your schloss in the sky

You've got the key
Of the kingdom of the clouds
Open the door
Leaving back your doubts

You've got the power
To live another childhood
So ride the wind
That leads Du to the moon 'cause..."