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Over the years we will run into people that are complete imbecules. Sometimes they say completely stupid things, and act like they're smart. This is the 10 most dumbest things people have ever sagte to me

10. "If Du keep telling me about your stories I won't read them."

This was gepostet on my Fanpop Wand Von Pinkmare. She wanted to know about my latest fanfics, and I decided to post on her Wand letting her know what I was up to. She thought I was rushing her, even though I just told her about the story. I didn't even say "Read this immediately."

9. "Do Du want some beer?"

I was walking down the sidewalk, minding my own business when a poor man sitting on the steps of some building he probably doesn't even own asked me this. I'm only sixteen, why would I want any beer?

8. "I'm your Mother"

I don't need dumbasses like my mom telling me who she is. She acts like she's the prime minister of Canada oder something. Why doesn't she tell this to my brother?

7. "Is the water wet?"

I enjoy much of my stepfather's comedy, but sometimes it sounds completely ridiculous. This is one of his so called jokes that does not grab my interest.

6. "Why are Du running?"

I wasn't even running when I was asked this! That's like charging into enemy territory during a battle, and your commanding officer asks Du why you're retreating.

5. "You need to get Mehr kills"

While playing a round of Gun Game during Black Ops 2, I decided to troll some people. The faggot who asked me this had half the amount of kills I had when telling me this.

4. "Ford GT's suck"

Ok, I know we have different opinions on some things, but this is just crossing the line. Ford GT's are a great car, with good looks, a high speed of at least 200 miles an hour, and has a lot of horsepower. It's a very great car.

3. "Trains suck"

What the fuck are people saying this for? If it weren't for trains, our country wouldn't have anything that it needs, like food, oder electronic devices. They're pretty much the reason why America has transformed into the massive country it is today.

2. "Aw dude, this story is lame. It's alright though. You're just a kid, and probably could've done worse."

I gepostet a two part fanfic on the Regular Zeigen club in this website called The Secret Well. A dumb, disrespectful fuck named Regularshowluvr, who claims to be 21 gepostet this Kommentar on my Fan fic. For all I know he didn't even read it, and for a guy that is "21" that's just low.

1. "Every single american is a fat person"

Of course this was sagte Von someone british who was probably overweight, living in his boyfriend's mom's basement. Just because someone is an american doesn't make them fat. Yeah, I know, there are fat people in the united states, but it's not because they're american! It's because they're rednecks.

And that concludes the oben, nach oben ten dumbest things ever sagte to me.
I Liebe you
Even though I don't like Du right now
I want you
Even though Du keep breaking me down
We got
Really high highs
Really low lows
But I still Liebe you
Even though I don't like Du right now


I was tryna save us
But Du got me looking like the villain
I had a couple mixed drinks
Now I got a couple mixed feelings
I Liebe it, I Liebe it
You know just how to fit in that dress
Then, I don't like it, I don't like it
Wish they had a button for your Instagram pic
We argue about this and that when
You say Du need a different address
Break up to make up
Hit the mattress
Wake up and Du don't remember half of
The whole...
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1. Which would Du read right now ?
A. Harry Potter!
B. Matilda
C. Captain Underpants.

2. You're at the mall and see a sale on 2 stores. Which do Du go to?
A. Bookshop, duh.
B. Clothes store!
C. None, as I would go to McDonalds instead.


3. Du buy a Fidget Spinner! Which colour do Du buy?
A. Blue.
B. Pink.
C. Gold Batarang.

4. Who is better?
A. R2-D2.
B. BB8,cause he is 100% cute.
C. C3PO.

5. What do Du watchafter school/work?
A. Eggheads oder a game Zeigen like that.
B. Simpsons ! Yay!
C. A soap drama oder other.

6. Ok, last question: did Du like this quiz?
A. Yeah, it was cool.
B. YEAH! Can I do another?
C. What...
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 Yet another Musik related article.
Yet another music related article.
Intro song: Junkie Kid - Melody

Hey, Zufällig clubbers. The Garnet UMBR3ON here! Remember the Jungleterror post I made? Well, this is my post on my favourite hard house AND bass house songs and remixes! songs and remixes! Von bass house, I mean JAUZ, Ephwurd (Datsik and Bais Haus), Don Diablo. Sorry, I'm not talking about the UK hard house. I'm talking Junkie Kid, Calixto, the like. Du know what...? Let's call it neo-hard house!

 Junkie Kid, the Jesus of Hard House
Junkie Kid, the Jesus of Hard House



About neo-hard house, it's a genre of hardstyle, big room house, and Dutch house put together. The songs have anywhere from 130...
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Hey guys i recently found out about some amazing Google features and thought to share it with Du guys. Google not only made our lives easy but made it full of fun. Well we all agree to that, don't we?

NOTE: I use Google Chrome so i don't if these also work on other sites.

Here are a few i like the most. Some of Du might already be familiar with them.

1. Do A Barrel Roll:

Type "Do a barrel roll" in the Suchen bar and tadaa Google will whirl. This ones a simple yet interesting one.

2. Google Gravity:

Ok for fist Du "have" to type Google.com. Then at the bottom Du will see settings. Go there and...
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Source: Jirka Väätäinen
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When I was ten, I played a late night game of flashlight tag with a bunch of neighborhood kids. If Du don't know what flashlight tag is, it's the same as tag, but Du play it in the dark, the person who's "it" gets a flashlight, and they have to yell the name of the person they see with it in order to "tag" them. It was really cloudy that night, and most people had their curtains drawn, so it was the perfect level of darkness for hiding in.

The side of the straße my house was on was skirted Von a broad length of woods. That was basically the boundary for our side of the game. Du could run through...
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I don't own any of these
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1. Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint.

2. Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

3. Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

4. A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

5. What do Du call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know,...
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