1. “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go Home and change”
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted Von aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Du are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me vorwärts-, nach vorn to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Lost the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell Du why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could Du please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask Du again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school sagte 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find Du a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I Zeigen up on time."
2. “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”
3. “I was abducted Von aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Du are here)”
4. “I invented a time machine that took me vorwärts-, nach vorn to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well take things easy from now on.”
5. “I squeezed the toothpaste too hard, and spent all morning getting it back in the tube.”
6. “My parents Lost the keys to my cage.”
7. “I was helping Little Bo Peep find her sheep.”
8. “I’m afraid I can’t tell Du why I’m late. The government has sworn me to secrecy.”
9. “I’m not late… everyone else is early.”
10. "The bartender wouldn't let me leave."
11. “It takes a lot of time to dump a body”
12. “I wasn't late, I was just early for tomorrow.”
13. I wasn`t late. I just failed to be on time.
14. I didn`t want to seem to eager.
15. "Could Du please repeat the question?" (repeat when they ask Du again)
16. " The yellow sign painted on the road outside the school sagte 'CHILDREN SLOW', so rushing wasnt an option!! "
17. "had a meeting with the Pope."(doesn’t work on Pope.)
18. “I was trying to find Du a gift, (insert teachers name here)”
19. "I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I Zeigen up on time."
1. Ruin there Favorit dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with suppe and prank him.
8. KISS her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up Von me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with suppe and prank him.
8. KISS her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up Von me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", Von Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", Von Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", Von Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", Von ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", Von Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", Von Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", Von Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", Von Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", Von Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", Von Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", Von The Runaways
12. "Mother, Von Danzig
13. "Voodoo", Von Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", Von Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", Von Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", Von Autograph
17. "I Liebe Du Period", Von Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", Von Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", Von Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", Von Kansas