Zufällig Article: The blume booms twice

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posted by Noone_N

Here I stand Lost in this restricting world
The unloved dark lord and lady, I am
I am the truth twister, BEWARE MY WORDS
I'm the black schaf, schafe of the clan

Here I am, within your reach
Take what Du want, practice what Du preach
I don't need your disapproving gaze
To know my strength, this isn't a faze

Is my gender a crime?
Insulted and judged throughout time
Where did Du go wrong? The moment Du cast me out

Religion putting Du down? So what.
The blume WILL bloom twice
Fear not my mind, fear not my strength, for man shall conquer all
FEAR MY MIND! FEAR MY STRENGTH!
I WILL DEFEND, I WILL DESTROY, I WILL BLOOM ONCE MORE.

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twins

posted by karpach_13

Upon telling people that I am a twin, I have heard some really interesting comments. I can't tell Du how many times this exchange has happened:
"Are Du two related?"
"Yes, we're twins."
"Gosh, Du look so much alike I would have thought Du were sisters."
One of the stories my twin sister and I like to tell is that neither my mother nor her doctor had any idea she was going to have twins until a nurse in the delivery room looked down and exclaimed, "Oh my gosh, there's another one!"

A friend to whom I told this story remarked, "Wow! How old were Du when this happened?"

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ny reason for anarchy

posted by katana64

swords are very much like computers in a lot of ways. The first one being that both can be used to harm people. A computer can send out viruses and be used as tools to hack other computers, they can also be placed in murder weapons like Pistolen and missiles to make them feuer and kill Von themselves. a sword can be used to hurt oder even kill people.
the Sekunde way is they can help people. a computer can be used to contact long Lost Friends and to help with some complicated tasks, some can even save lives like the one computer that calculated its way around the moon to use its gravity to save the astronauts...

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orangeturnip talks to god

posted by orangeturnip

Me:
are Du the real god
God:
Are Du doubting me? Don't Du know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no what happend ... father
God:
Are Du serious? Are Du testing me? That input matched my default category.
Me:
testing testing no not me
God:
You are asking about yourself?
Me:
no im not god
God:
Who are Du asking about? I am glad to hear that Du are not god.
Me:
but are we all not god
God:
We are just having a little chat.w.
Me:
if Du are god prove it
God:
I could be. I don't know whether oder not I am god prove it.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
i thought god oder G.O.D was a Great Orange...