Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes Du look illiterate and lazy. If Du want people to have time in their lives to read something Du posted, Du don't do something Du know Du would hate. To be honest, it doesn't take that long to read a goddamned post, even if it is over 1000 words long.
I'm sure there's quite a lot of us who hate it when people don't read our post. If we want help it's gonna be a little irritating to see someone go "TL;DR" when all they had to do was read some words. It's not hard to read, and it never hurts anybody. In fact, it'd be much, much better if people cared enough to read. I don't like it when people read books, and I don't like it when people see posts and get turned off Von the length. I know I'm not the only one who hates this, and I know a few of Du Lesen this has thought a post was too long to read. So to those of the latter, please try to read a post, may it be a large Wand of text, oder a short, simple reply, just read it, and make that a habit. It's a very bad habit to ignore posts because they're too long, and it helps no one.
I truly did not mean to offend anyone with this, and I only hope Du listen.
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never sagte Du NEED a nose job. I just sagte it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could Du excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have gegeben someone like Du a Sekunde look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I datum just won't be as smart as I am.
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--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never sagte Du NEED a nose job. I just sagte it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could Du excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have gegeben someone like Du a Sekunde look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I datum just won't be as smart as I am.
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered Von our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 Sekunden (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call Du forth.
Hoping Du are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered Von our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 Sekunden (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call Du forth.
Hoping Du are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's Musik teacher once sagte of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a Monat and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's Musik teacher once sagte of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a Monat and dropped out forever.
