ARIES - The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!
TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the Liebe of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They Liebe to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!
GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Liebe is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock Du out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Liebe is one of a kind... Very romantic. Most caring person Du will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take Du under their wing and into their hearts where Du will remain forever. Cancers make Liebe with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your arsch good if it comes down to it. Someone Du should hold on to!
LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything Du ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but Du will quickly lose their respect if Du do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.
LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Liebe is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person Du will ever meet! However, not the kind of person Du want to mess with... Du might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful Friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone Du want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.
SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected Von a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much Liebe to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not Zeigen it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not Zeigen it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Liebe is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person Du will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person Du want to mess with- Du might end up crying.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Liebe to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and Liebe to take it easy, but when they find a job oder something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he oder she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually Mehr than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain oder tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.
PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used Von others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their Friends to be.
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny... Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world!
TAURUS - The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the Liebe of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They Liebe to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!
GEMINI - The Twin (May 21 to June 20)
Nice. Liebe is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock Du out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.
CANCER - The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Liebe is one of a kind... Very romantic. Most caring person Du will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take Du under their wing and into their hearts where Du will remain forever. Cancers make Liebe with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your arsch good if it comes down to it. Someone Du should hold on to!
LEO - The Lion (July 23 to August 22)
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.
VIRGO - The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything Du ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but Du will quickly lose their respect if Du do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.
LIBRA - The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Liebe is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person Du will ever meet! However, not the kind of person Du want to mess with... Du might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful Friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone Du want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.
SCORPIO - The Addict (October 23 to November 21)
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected Von a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much Liebe to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not Zeigen it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not Zeigen it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Liebe is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person Du will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person Du want to mess with- Du might end up crying.
CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)
Liebe to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and Liebe to take it easy, but when they find a job oder something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he oder she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out
To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.
AQUARIUS - Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually Mehr than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain oder tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.
PISCES - The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used Von others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their Friends to be.
1. Du grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Du take Fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Du sneeze.
5. Du don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Du don’t even work there.
7. Du spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Katzen are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Du can’t even remember your Sekunde cup.
10. Du can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. Du take Fotos of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when Du sneeze.
5. Du don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at Starbucks and Du don’t even work there.
7. Du spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your Katzen are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. Du can’t even remember your Sekunde cup.
10. Du can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five Mehr songs, can Du believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even sagte that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her Weiter CD Rebecca promises to have a Mehr natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress
I was walking Home from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a wal drove Von in his sedan and sagte happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.
I was like wow I went Home and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a fisch tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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I was like wow I went Home and played wit my xbox, PIE!
And a cat grew a fisch tail and swam away from a basketball
Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!
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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do Liebe Misa though!
I Liebe reis balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I Liebe my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I Liebe the colors: limette, lime Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I Liebe the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do Liebe Misa though!
I Liebe reis balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I Liebe my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I Liebe the colors: limette, lime Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I Liebe the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!
Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own schwan costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here Du are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look Mehr ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own schwan costume. Look at my orange beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here Du are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look Mehr ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?
The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for Du then it is Mehr than possible that with a little time Du two can go back to being friends.
Friends and just friends. Du must be clear about what Du want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be Friends with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what Du want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.
Give him space. If after some time apart Du still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then Du are ready to be Friends again!
-source: justjared T.V show<>
Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some Friends and the feuer alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the feuer alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been Mehr funny to Du if Du *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop sagte this Artikel is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the feuer alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been Mehr funny to Du if Du *had've been there.
*I don't even think this is a word!
The End.
Nevermind.Fanpop sagte this Artikel is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.
