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posted by RosaluvzJB
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Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to Home room. "Class,  I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. bitter, magenbitter says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby."  I raise my hand. "What do Du want, Dib?" Ms. bitter, magenbitter asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. bitter, magenbitter replies. "Do Du notice anything strange about him, Abby?" I ask pointing to Zim. "Uh, he's green." Abby says. "Ha!" I say. Abby goes and sits down in the back Von Jessica. "He's crazy." Jessica tells Abby. "I don't think he's crazy. Misunderstood, but not crazy." Abby says. At lunch I am sitting at my normal table. Abby comes up to me and says "I like your hair." she giggles and twirls her hair with her finger. "Thanks." I say with a blush. "Um can I sit here?" Abby asks. "Sure." I say. Zim is sitting at the tabelle across from us. He pokes his food, sniffs it and licks it. Then he starts choking and twitching on the floor. "Is he okay?" Abby asks. "Yeah. He'll be fine. He's an alien Du know." I say. "Riiiiight." Abby says. "You think I'm crazy don't you?" I ask with a sigh. "No I don't think you're crazy as long as Du don't think I'm crazy for believing in Big Foot." Abby says. My eyes light up. "I've been traking Big Foot since I was eight!" I say excited. "Me too!" Abby says excited. "Hey are Du and Zim friends?" Abby ask. "No we're not friends. We're enemise." I say. "Really? But he seems so nice." Abby says. Then she looks over at Zim who is stabbing his Essen violently. "Never mind." Abby says. Zim looks over at our tabelle and glares. He looks different today though. He almost seems jealous.
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Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I Liebe deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would Du know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what Du need, and I'll tell you...
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1) I can't reach my license unless Du hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2) Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3) Aren't Du the guy from the Village People?

4) Hey, Du must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5) Are Du Andy oder Barney?

6) I thought Du had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer

7) You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8) I pay your salary!

9) Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10) Do Du know why Du pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

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1.Grimace painfully,while smacking your forhead and say"Shut up all of you,just shut up!"
2.Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse,and while peering inside,ask"got enough air in there little guy?"
3.Meow occasionally.
4.Stare at another passenger for a while,then announce in horror,"You're one of THEM!!" then back away slowly and scream until they get out of the elevator.
5.Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
6.Make explosion noises whenever someone preses a button.
7.Drop a pen,then wait until someone picks it up and scream"THATS MINE.
8.Bring your camera and take pictures of everyone on the elevator.
9.When the doors close,say to the person Weiter to you"Its OK.They open up again"then give them reassuring hug.
10.Swat at flies that don't exist.
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