Eight Stunde lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are Du a really bad singer, oder a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Du shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, Du be allowed to touch the London broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Superman for dinner, would you?"
Every time Du eat oder drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


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