When Du get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours
Du found this page with intentions of locating the star, sterne Wars "greek" club.
Du would Liebe to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your arsch so Du can be as wise as Yoda
When Du get into a fight, Du automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If Du get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When Du spend time watching the star, sterne Wars trilogy because Du think there will be a test on it later.
Du schlagen, punsch out trekkies who say "Death star, sterne my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, Du finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
Du put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
Du name your right hand 'Leia'
Du waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a Tag coming up with jokes for this page.
Du think Du are the life of the party because Du imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever Du get in trouble, Du mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When Du listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks Du how fast your car is, Du reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When Du need to go to the toilet, Du say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
Du ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
Du don't have any money to buy Essen oder clothes but Du have a kick-ass star, sterne WARS collection.
Du swear Du saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
Du get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are Du doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When Du wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
Du know you're a star, sterne Wars geek when Du unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
Du start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling Du to go to bed.
When Du spend eight hours at the bibliothek printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says Du have a small dick and Du say "You underestimate the power of the force."
Du Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 Sekunden before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When Du find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 Minuten later.
Du curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
Du schlagen, punsch out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
Du can't resist to hum when Du turn on a flashlight
Before sex, Du look at your penis and say "Get in there, Du furry oaf, I don't care what Du smell!"
You're a star, sterne Wars geek when your teacher hands Du your test back and says "commas are your weakness." Du shoot back: "And your faith in your Friends is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted Von little green men Du say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. Du actually feel the need to attack star, sterne Wars geeks with a camera to prove that Du are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick Du remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
Du buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so Du could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy Mehr times than mark hammil.
When Du heard of Titanic getting Mehr money than star, sterne Wars, Du immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
Du respond to your Friends taunting of "HA! HA! Titanic beat star, sterne Wars!" Von clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
Du sabotage the Titanic theatre to play star, sterne Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
Du call in bomb threats every time Titanic starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when Du watch the people running out.
Du finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
Du point out to people that gegeben inflation star, sterne Wars kicked Titanic's arsch Von nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local star, sterne Wars supplier.
The first thing Du think of when Du hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
Du stand up a datum to put jokes on this page.
Du go to star, sterne wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
Du wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
Du have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks Du if anyone else has handled your bag Du say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no Fragen asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex Du say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep Du warm".
Du know you're a star, sterne Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!
Du found this page with intentions of locating the star, sterne Wars "greek" club.
Du would Liebe to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your arsch so Du can be as wise as Yoda
When Du get into a fight, Du automaticly find yourself reaching for a lightsaber...
If Du get your head stuck in a bucket pretending your Darth Vader.
When Du spend time watching the star, sterne Wars trilogy because Du think there will be a test on it later.
Du schlagen, punsch out trekkies who say "Death star, sterne my ass, I'd like to see those losers take out DS9".
With a blue-tinted plastic tube, a flashlight, two hours of a saturday night, and 4 rolls of blue electrical tape, Du finally complete your own working "Light-saber"
Your room is filthy except for your "Star Wars Area."
Du put on a luminous coloured condom and walk around humming, pretending you're a light-saber
Du name your right hand 'Leia'
Du waste three hours and 8,000 brain cells a Tag coming up with jokes for this page.
Du think Du are the life of the party because Du imitate Yoda's voice and have him say things a Jedi master wouldn't say.
Whenever Du get in trouble, Du mutter "I have a bad feeling about this."
When Du listen for Obi-Wan while attempting to parralell park.
When your father asks Du how fast your car is, Du reply,"Fast enough for you, old man."
When Du need to go to the toilet, Du say "Intensify Foward firepower, I don't want anything to get through"
Du ram a model X-Wing up someone else's asshole and congratulate yourself for finding the only weak spot.
Your girlfriend is called "Jabba the Slut."
Du don't have any money to buy Essen oder clothes but Du have a kick-ass star, sterne WARS collection.
Du swear Du saw Obi-Wan in your Cheerios.
Du get caught doing your Darth Vader impression in the bathroom. (what are Du doing in there son? *heavy breathing*YOUR POWERS ARE WEAK OLD MAN!!!!)
When Du wake up screaming, "Luke it's a trap!"
Du know you're a star, sterne Wars geek when Du unsuccessfully get the last cheerio in the bowl and instinctively mutter, "The Force is strong in this one."
Du start to see visions of Ben Kenobi telling Du to go to bed.
When Du spend eight hours at the bibliothek printing this crap out over and over...
When your girlfriend says Du have a small dick and Du say "You underestimate the power of the force."
Du Find yourself Getting Beaten up for saying everyone's lines 2 Sekunden before they do in the theatre.
When... Your first sentence was "I have a bad feeling about this."
When Du find yourself quoting the opening lines of "A New Hope".....and don't stop until 125 Minuten later.
Du curse out people that go,"Yeah! I know who Obi-Wan Kenobi is! Isn't he that guy with the funky ears that goes,"Live Long and Prosper?"
Du schlagen, punsch out people that say,"But I thought Han Solo flew the Enterprise?"
Du can't resist to hum when Du turn on a flashlight
Before sex, Du look at your penis and say "Get in there, Du furry oaf, I don't care what Du smell!"
You're a star, sterne Wars geek when your teacher hands Du your test back and says "commas are your weakness." Du shoot back: "And your faith in your Friends is yours!"
When someone talks about people getting abducted Von little green men Du say, "Yoda would never do such a thing!"
38. Du actually feel the need to attack star, sterne Wars geeks with a camera to prove that Du are not of their kind.
After looking at your tiny dick Du remember yoda's saying "size matters not."
When, you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still know that the possibilitiy of successfully navigating an asteroid field is 3,720 to one.
Du buy 2 copies of the trilogy just so Du could have the full Darth Vader Helmet.
You've wached the trilogy Mehr times than mark hammil.
When Du heard of Titanic getting Mehr money than star, sterne Wars, Du immediately reached for your home-made lightsaber and started a hunt for James Cameron.
Du respond to your Friends taunting of "HA! HA! Titanic beat star, sterne Wars!" Von clenching your teeth and grunting "We'll get 'em in the prequels"
Du sabotage the Titanic theatre to play star, sterne Wars: A New Hope when the ship starts to sink.
Du call in bomb threats every time Titanic starts playing and then start giggling uncontrollably when Du watch the people running out.
Du finnally figure out that ANH rearanged is Han
Du point out to people that gegeben inflation star, sterne Wars kicked Titanic's arsch Von nearly 300 million.
When your boss forwards all of your checks to the local star, sterne Wars supplier.
The first thing Du think of when Du hear the words "hot, wet and horny" is a sweating bantha.
During sex, you're still rearanging the figures on your shelf.
Du stand up a datum to put jokes on this page.
Du go to star, sterne wars conventions with the sole purpose of getting laid.
Aminitor
Du wake up with a hangover blood on your hands and a ripped t-shirt that says trekkies forever
Du have a tan line from your Darth Vader helment.
At the airport, when the clerk asks Du if anyone else has handled your bag Du say,"No, it's just me, the boy, two droids...and no Fragen asked.
When your stuck doing fuckin 'yoga' classes because of a misprint on the advertisement
Before sex Du say, "This may smell bad, kid, but it will keep Du warm".
Du know you're a star, sterne Wars geek when...you spend hours thinking up the new catchphrase "the prequels are gonna sink Titanic!
