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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of Du just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name Tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open Von themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call Du Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until Du hear the penny Du dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a kühler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and Bewegen to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a Mehr suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of Du just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your aktentasche, aktenkoffer oder purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name Tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open Von themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call Du Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until Du hear the penny Du dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a kühler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and Bewegen to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a Mehr suitable host body."
22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
23. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
1. Walk up to a Zufällig person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a Zufällig person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person Du are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a Zufällig person the same gender as Du and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" oder "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a Zufällig man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
2. Walk up to a Zufällig person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person Du are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a Zufällig person the same gender as Du and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" oder "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a Zufällig man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
1. Everytime Du read Twilight, a kitten is born :D
2. If Du are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!
3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!
4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!
5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D
PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. If Du are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!
3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!
4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!
5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D
PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just plaln annoying!!
This is a My Little pony Fan Fiction. If Du do not like talking ponies that come in different colors, please run away to safety.
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The Sequel to Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
Starring
The San Franciscolt Police Department
Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan
Innocent ponies
Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare
Bad Ponies
Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian...
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
STH Productions Presents
The Sequel to Dirty Harry
Magnum Force
Starring
The San Franciscolt Police Department
Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan
Innocent ponies
Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare
Bad Ponies
Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
Drug Addicts
Italian...
