Zufällig Article: Crank It Up ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

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posted by 2468244

(Oh)
Oh
(Crank it up, oh)
I like that, ah
(Oh)
Yeah

Th-th-this beat is hypnotic
I wanna ride like a shofa
Sound of sonic’s
Controlling me just like a robot
I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on
I’m losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone

(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)

Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin
‘Cause I am ready to party
Gonna get my girls and get naughty
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the Wand cave in
Just crank it up
Ha, ha, oowhoa, ha, ha, oowhoa
(Crank it up)
Ha, ha, oowhoa, ha, ha, oowhoa

Th-th-this beat is melodic
Harmonic, got me striking poses
I get up on it electronically feeling so fresh
It’s so erotic my body’s like a cyclone
I’m like a puppet, can’t stop it
Drop it like a stone

(It’s so cinematic
Charismatic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)

Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin
‘Cause I am ready to party
Gonna get my girls and get naughty
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the Wand cave in
Just crank it up

D.J, D.J, turn up it

Crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin
‘Cause I am ready to party (Yeah)
Gonna get my girls and get naughty
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the Wand cave in
Just crank it up

I systematically Bewegen every bone
So crank it up I wanna get in the zone
I systematically Bewegen every bone
So crank it up I wanna get in the zone

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Chucky attack

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So Relatable

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LoL!

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Dahvie Vanity SExxxxxxYYY!

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Girls i think are pretty

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Girls I think are pretty

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Source: tumblr

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Should I have a cookie?

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Source: tumblr, where else?

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my Zufällig picture

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star, sterne Dance Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Wake up to your dreams
And watch them come true
I'll make Du whisper my name, I'll never leave the room
Night and day, I'll be your muse
No other girl can make Du feel the way I do
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If Du want me to
The sky is everywhere, so meet me under there
I can make the stars dance dance dance with you
Don't be afraid, close your eyes
Let me take Du to places you've never been tonight
I thought Von know you'd realize I can do anything I put my mind to
I can make the stars dance
Light up the moon, I can make the stars dance
If Du want me to
The...

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All Mood Swings In Order Girls Go Through When Their Period Is Coming

posted by TotalDramaDoll6

1. They feel happy and like nothing can take them down.
2. They start feeling depressed for no reason.
3. They feel like crying for a while.
4. They cry heavily and not knowing why their crying makes it worse.
5. They feel mad and feels like everyone should feel her wrath.
6. They feel so alone and unloved Von everyone, some are driven to cut themselves.
7. They feel like only God understands them.
8. Their time of the Monat is over and they normal again.
This is what i went through, so i assume other girls do to.

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Jealous Zitate

posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is Mehr of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most bitter of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...

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Zufällig Dani Stump Zitate (She's my alter ego married to Patick Stump)

posted by 16falloutboy

Dani Stump Quotes

“Like my friend always said...this sounds like a personal problem”

“The weird thing about being married to the lead singer of Fall Out Boy and being a lead singer myself is that Patrick's a Rock singer...and I'm a Heavy Metal singer”

“The Musik genre that always got to me was Heavy Metal...that's why Party Poison can be classified as a Heavy Metal band”

“The ones who influenced me was Dragonforce and Metallica....the ones who influence me now is of course Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy and Gerard Way of My Chemical Romance”

“I'm a wife, I'm a mother, I'm a artist...

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Weirdest Omegle Conversation I've Ever Had

posted by 214

You’re now chatting with a Zufällig stranger. Say hi!

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: meow

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

Stranger: WOOF

You: meow

You: NOT ANOTHER DOG! O_O

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!! 8D

You: Du HAVE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME. T_T

Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA I SEE WHAT Du DID THERE!!! KI FUCKING SAW IT!!!! 8D

You: O_O

You: I AM A MAGICAL CAT.

Stranger: ZALDGFALDGASDFALDFGALDSFGASDA OH MY GOD. IM A MAGICAL BURRITO. WANNA...

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survey

posted by dylin1

Time for some fun... LOL twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT Du
1. Are Du single?
Yeah.

2. Are Du happy about that?
no

3. Are Du bored?
YES

4. Are Du sad?
Nah.

5. Are Du Italian?
No...

6. Are Du pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are Du cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are Du Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. Favorit color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....

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How to get girls to notice guys.

posted by ultimatefredde

1. Guys for gods sake, dont pretend being something Du aren´t girls have a sixth sense we don´t have and find out sooner oder later

2. Dance!

3.Flirt, they aren´t the only ones who should do this.

4.Tell her what Du really enjoy in life

5.Help them out when needed.

6.Avoid playing those "Gay games" with your pals, it´s just not right

7.avoid grabbing your "parts" on public. Really.

8.Be original, with gifts, don´t just give flowers, oder take her to dinner, also sometimes a card oder a simple walk in the park is good to try

9.Be romantic and take shyness away

10. Express your feelings, Du wont die...

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Why Guys Liebe Girls ?

posted by JonasLuver1

Why Guys Liebe Girls:

1. The way they always smell good even if it’s just shampoo
2. The way they always find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our ams
5. The way they KISS Du ad make everything alright in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the it’s all worthwhile
8. The way they are always warm even if it’s minus 30 degrees
9. The way the look good no matter what they wear
10. The way she fished for compliments even though Du both know she’s the most beautiful...

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Funny excuse letters

posted by ilovetech29

1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a baum and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...

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Arnold Schwarzenegger (how it really happened)

posted by Schnusch

Just Lesen some of the Terminator Zitate through again... and actually found a hint on what happened between Arnold and the maid. Enjoy my version!

Maid: Nice night for a walk, eh?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nice night for a walk.
Maid #2: Wash Tag tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Nothing clean. Right.
Maid: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Your clothes... give them to me, now.
Maid: Fuck you, asshole!
Arnold nods.

I know there are a lot of people making fun of Arnold Schwarzenegger since he admitted to his wife that he's not only a cheater but a liar as well. Du might get annoyed Von it and think "Oh poor Arnie". But honestly? This guy just ASKED for it. It takes a big jerk to have a child with another woman, an even bigger one to keep it a secret for 14 years and the biggest one to only reveal it to his wife after he quit his job so there'd be no damage to his position.

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Chuck Norris jokes

posted by lloonny

1. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
2. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas
3. Chuck Norris will never have a herz attack. His herz isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
4. If at first Du don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris can set ants on feuer with a magnifying glass. At night.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
7. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
8. They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
9....

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How to be Zufällig

posted by KateKicksAss

This is your new mascot. All hail the bunny!

Of course, if Du are TRULY random, Du shouldn't even need a guide, O_O

Randomness, randomosity, randomology, whatever Du may call it, is using improvisation to create original humorous phrases oder monologues oder pine cones on the spot. 'Randomosity' is fun to express in the presence of Friends oder logging companies, but can quickly become extremely obnoxious. Have fun with your randomness, don't force it. Remember, if Du got it, Flaunt it!

Steps

1. Break free of conventional rules. Finishing your sentences is not mandatory, merely optional and Du can do it on Tuesdays but not on Wednesdays...