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I’m a straight-up kind of girl I am
I’m a telling it like it is I am
And that’s just the kind of girl I am
Head up, hands up, tell me
You’re a honey kind of boy Du are
You’re a talented kind of boy Du are
And that’s just the kind of boy Du are
Head up, hands up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Musik plays
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
Melt down, can Du feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
Melt down, can Du feel the heat
Gonna feel alive tonight I am
I’m a positive kind of girl I am
Leave my troubles behind tonight I am
Stand up, get up, tell me
Are Du gone be down with me, Du are
Yeah you’re coming along with me, Du are
‘Cause that’s just the kind of guy Du are
Stand up, get up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Musik plays
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
Melt down, can Du feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re in a rush
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
Melt down, can Du feel the heat
(Headstrong, meltdown
Headstrong, meltdown)
I want to know you
I want to Zeigen you
I got the stuff now
Didn’t Du get enough
Step to the rhythm (Step it)
Make the decision
These are the days
We’re living, loving, feel alive
Feel so alive, yeayeah, yeah
And we feel alive tonight, we are
We are stepping into the light, we are
Leave our troubles behind tonight, we are
Stand up, get up, these are
Headstrong, crazy days
When your mind’s made up and the Musik plays
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
Melt down, can Du feel the heat
Melt down, it’s not a crush
In a hot, hot room we’re n a rush
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
Melt down, can Du feel the heat
(Headstrong, meltdown
Headstrong)
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
(Meltdown)
Meltdown, can Du feel the heat
(Headstrong, meltdown
Headstrong)
Headstrong, can Du feel the beat
(Meltdown)
Meltdown, can Du feel the heat
The Dr. Z!!
By: moolah
(Note: I’ve changed both me and my friend’s name for privacy. I have also changed the name of the school, and my [math] teacher )
[P.S: For Ellen’s part, I am just guessing what happened when I was in the bathroom!]
True Story.

Scene: Applebee’s
Time: 7:50
Why: My birthday dinner
Who: Tabby(me) and Ellen(my friend)
Tabby’s P.O.V
    I had to go to the bathroom, so my friend Ellen and I went to the Applebee’s bathroom, and I knocked on the one door to a stall. “YES HONEY!” A woman *I think* who sounded strangely like a man laughed as she spoke...
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1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2. Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain Du understand it.

3. Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help Du concentrate.

4. Stop off at another floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class. If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, Du can both walk to the nearby cafe and buy a hamburger to help Du concentrate. If your friend shows Du his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-through plastic folders,...
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posted by invadercalliope
Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Du want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee Mehr than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My herz skips a beat
When Du walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with Du until the end

I give my herz and my soul to you
To make Du see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant Du see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what Du want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...
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The following is a very fake letter! Trust me!

To the people of the future,
    My name is Andrea Reese. I live in Burke Clouds. I live with my mom (Kayla), my dad (George), my cousin (Annie), my two sisters (Ally and Aria). I have a brother (Chance) who is 18 and in collage. He’s nice to me, unlike my friend, Alexis, brother. I Liebe my family. I go to Franco Bud Rose Middle School. I am happy. But, I have a serious cancer. It has no none cure, no chemo can cure it. I’ve had it for a Jahr and a half and have been alive. My time is limited here, and I wanted to put this...
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posted by invadercalliope
They say, don't trust,
You, me, we, us,
So we'll fall if we must,
Cause it's you, me,
And it's all about,
It's all about
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
And that's the thing that they can't touch
'Cause Du know (ah-ah)
It's all about us, all about us
It's all about, all about us
All about us
We'll Run away if we must
'Cause Du know (ah-ah)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
It's all about us (It's all about us)
In Du I can trust (It's all about us)
It's all about us
If they hurt you,
They hurt me too,
So we'll rise up,
Won't stop,
And it's all...
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posted by invadercalliope
Songwriters: Rodgers, Nile; Edwards, Bernard

(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving Liebe in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in Du and the things Du doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
posted by invadercalliope
Ingredients:
•4 cups steamed Japanese rice
•strips of dried nori (seaweed)
•salt to taste
•black sesame seeds
•*for fillings:
•ume (pickled plum) / grilled salted lachs (small chunks) / kombu no tsukudani
Preparation:
Cook steamed rice. Put about a half cup of steamed reis in a reis bowl. Wet your hands in water so that the reis won't stick. Rub some salt on your hands. Place the steamed reis on your hand and put your Favorit filling, such as kombu-no-tsukudani, umeboshi, and grilled lachs on the rice. Push the filling into the reis lightly. Hold the reis between your palms. Form the reis into a round, a triangle, oder a cylinder Von pressing lightly with your both palms. Roll the reis ball on your hands a few times, pressing lightly. wickeln, wickeln sie the reis ball with a strip of nori oder sprinkle some sesame seeds on them.
voice: NEW FROM WHAT EVA THIS IS IT IS....... THE WHAT EVER IT IS!!!!!!!! This is made in the USA (china) made totaly Von americans (aliens) and it total IS NOT toxic!!!!!

Woman: I got my son the what ever it is for his berthday and he...

voice: LOVED IT!

Girl's friend: Du got the what ever it is?

Girl: ya. And I could not LIVE without my what ever it is.

Girl's friend: what does it do?

Girl: I don't know. But I Liebe it!

Voice: the what ever it is is only $20 plus $100 shiping and handleing! but if Du call right now we will also send Du a what ever Du call it for double the price even though it is the same thing! we will also double it! Just pay $10000000 Mehr dollers shiping and handleing! Du GET IT ALL!!!!! the what ever it is , the what ever Du call it! CALL NOW!!!

other voice: To get the what ever it it and what ever Du call it have Du credit cards ready and get ready for bankruptsey! CALL NOW!!!
posted by invadercalliope
CALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOO
OOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!!
HI EVERYONE I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS THE THIRD EPISODE!
HURRAY!
TODAYS A VERY SPECAIL Tag BECAUSE I AFISHALY!
WELL TODAY OUR GUEST star, sterne IS......GIR!
BUM BUM B BUM!
Invader Calliope: HIIIIIII GIR!
Gir: HI!
Invader Calliope: Thats all Du have to say! HI!
AT LEAST ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER WHEN HE WAS ON THE SHOW!
Gir: Sorry but it's hard to stay in character and
Invader Calliope: AND!?! Gir EVERYONE LOVES Du THE MOST Du HAVE THE MOST Fan GIRLS AND ZIM STAYED IN CHARACTER!
Oh no we are out of time good bye now and in joy the suprise picture!
The End!
posted by invadercalliope
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIII
IIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
PPPPPEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEE
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!
HI EVERYONE!
TODAYS MY 2 EPISODE!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
ITS ME INVADER CALLIOPE YOUR HOST!
NOW ITS TIME TO TALK ABOUT THE SPECAIL GUEST star, sterne ZIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
clapdy clap clap
Invader Callipe:HI ZIM
Zim:I'M NORMAL *walks away*
WELL BYE ZIIIIIIIIIIIM!
WELL GOODBYE EVERYONE THIS IS THE END OF EPISODE 2!
SEE YA LATER BYE BYE EVERYONE!
The End!
Ok,Here are thingz that a am interested in!
Enjoy
Ok here are the biggest things i enjoy: Invader Zim,Video Games,Anime,softcore music,yaoi!
Here are some Filme i am interested in:Invader Dib,9,The nightmare before x-mas,corpse bride,the ring,paranormal activity,some Anime movies,titanic
Here is some Musik i'm interestes in:Gir,Invader Zim sound track,anime music,theme songs in tv shows,marilyn manson,my chemical romance,tokyo hotel,bella morte,drowning pool,evanescence
Here are some Bücher i'm interested in:Anything Jhonen Vasquez,Manga,Invader Zim comics,batman comic books,animal books
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Well, I'm bored, and depressed, so I've decided to Liste all the things I hate. Well, all the things I hate that I can think of!


1. Fire.
2. Small spaces.
3. The sound Du get when Du scratch a balloon.
4. Balloons in general. But just the rubbery ones, Du know, not the foily ones? Well I know what I mean anyway. :/
5. Nose bleeds.
6. Clowns.
7. Bullies and bullying.
8. School.
9. Spoilt bitches who think that everything is about them, and don't even think about others' feelings.
10. Seeing a loved one cry.
11. The awkward moments that seem to stalk my life.
12. Witnessing a situation that is nothing to do with you, and knowing that it's not going to end happily.
13. Having to exercise in in the boiling hot sun.
14. Those days when Du just feel like total crap.
15. PE.
16. Sharp knives.
17. fisch fingers.
18. The majority of green vegetables.
19. Being alone outside in the dark.
20. Watching someone suffer.
posted by moodystuff449
Thing are going round and round my head, oder maybe my head is going round and round in things. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

Sophie, I'm dying of boredom in here, oder maybe just dying. -(Diana Wynne Jones)Howl's Moving Castle

"You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want." — Diana Wynne Jones (Howl's Moving Castle)

"’I think we ought to live happily ever after,’ and she thought he meant it. Sophie knew that living happily ever after with Howl would be a good deal Mehr hair-raising than any storybook made it sound, though she was determined to try.

‘It should be hair-raising,’...
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posted by Blackteardrops
*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD


If I Were a Boy PARODY

If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would datum Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe

And we would make out on stage
I'd KISS who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me

If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never datum a girl
I swear I'd still Liebe men

I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When Du watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Friends over
And I wouldn’t let much change but

If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push...
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posted by Puncky_Girl
brick:butch i'm going to sleep and don't broke something
butch:wait now?
brick:yea so what?
butch:oh come on brick! we can have a party!
brick:party? butch i want a pease!
butch:ok Du go...
(brick goes to his room)
butch:you leave your phone here brick? (took bricks phone) now let's send SMSes
(door glocke rings)
butch:(looks in the hole) it's open
(mitch comes)
mitch:hey butch
butch:wow mitch wats up?
mitch:i just wanted my ball back (tooks his ball)
butch:hey what is in your pocket?
mitch:marker
butch:will Du give it to me?
mitch:what you'll give?
butch:umm brick's hat?
mitch:i don't want...
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posted by greenstergirl
Chapter one
Okay this is a really Zufällig stroy but I was bored and I couldn't get this idea out of my head. In my opinion it is really badly written so sorry.

“Okay Class, Du have the rest of the period to finish this quiz. This is the last grade before your midterm so work well, and remembers what we studied,” sagte my Mr. Grazing, my math teacher. He was the kind of teacher kids pick on and make fun of behind his back. I hate math, so I don’t care for him as a teacher much. He usually wears a sweater vest and weird 1950 glasses that squeeze his nose at the tip.

I stared at the Chapter...
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posted by Annacrombie
This is a true story that happened to me moments ago
____________________________________________________

I sat in my room, twenty past 11 trying to find Mehr crap on the internet
I herd a loud noise downstairs, then a crash, a slam of door and some slurred words
My parents were outta town and my lil sis was at a sleep over, what the hell was going on?
I put my laptop down and grabbed the nearest item, which was a lamp,
My brother Luca, aged 21, walked into my room, i could smell the acahol in his breath
"Who da sexiest lil sod in the world? Du are!" He pointed at me before colapsing on the floor,...
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User: So your a robot?


Cleverbot: No Du are a robot times 1000000.


User: No Du are a robot times 1000000.


Cleverbot: I am a human and Du are a robot.


User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.


Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Du are the robot here.

User: User: Du robot.User: Du robot.User: Du robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Du computer?

User: So your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.

User: So Du admit that your a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.




LOL yes fail I know
i don't know if this is already on here. i feel lazy and don't feel like looking.

i found this on some joke website:

CAROLS FOR THE MENTALLY DISTURBED

SCHIZOPHRENIA: do Du hear what i hear?

DEMENTIA: I think I'll be Home for Christmas

MANIC: deck the halls and walls and house and lawn and streets and stores and office and town and cars and busses and trucks and trees and feuer hydrants and...

PARANOID: santa claus is coming to get me

PERSONALITY DISORDER: Du better watch out, I'm gonna cry, I'm gonna pout, maybe I'll tell Du why

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER: jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Capricorn.

Your element: Earth
Your ruling planets: Saturn
Symbol: The Goat
Your stone: Garnet
Life Pursuit: To be proud of their achievements
Vibration: Poweful resilient energy
Capricorn Secret Desire: to be admired Von their family and Friends and the world at large

Description:
The sign of the high roller, Capricorn is regarded as the zodiac’s top, but also quiet, life and business achievers. But, there are two very different types of Capricorns.

The first is represented Von the mountain goat, always climbing higher and higher; never content until reaching the top. The Sekunde is the garden goat,...
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