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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until Du are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines Du see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and scream "CONFETTI!!!" (make sure someones watching u) then run out of the store

5. Go to a rack with toy cars on it, and start to play with them, count how many people want to Mitmachen in

6. Go to the make-up aisle and do your make-up to make Du look like an idiot, then walk up to the clerk (make sure it's different gender) and ask to make out

7. get as many cards as Du can carry and hand them out to customers through-out the store saying "here have a card" (if Du see them again give them another card)

8. Make a friend close their eyes, go find an item (something stupid like toilet paper) and make them Werben that product

9. While purchasing an item, glance down at the Süßigkeiten and when Du see Schokolade repeat what the man from spongebob said: (CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!) then run out of the store without your item still screaming chocolate

10. Stand outside of the store with old coupons and hand them out to people coming into the store saying: "all items 90% off!" when a manager comes out to talk to you, run away

11. Buy something (it has to be Essen ex: a bag of chips) walk outside of the store open the bag and throw it at the store screaming: "God doesn't need your stupid potato chips!"

12. Go up to a fat woman (or man to make the automation Mehr ako taco) and say "aww! How's the baby!? Is it a boy oder a girl?!" when they look at Du funny oder say something run away

13. Go to the toy isle take a toy (I would say a rather large toy) and rip it open start playing with it, then break it then leave, leaving the broken toy and the box (torn to pieces) scattered throughout the isle

14. Go up to the cashier with your stuff Du want to bye and say before they say anything "hello, did Du find everything okay today?"

15. If they ask to donate to a charity say "oh those greedy (ex: dogs/cats/monkeys/children/hospitals/hobos whatever the charity goes to) they don't need my money!"

16. (only for guy cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me sir, your weenis is showing" (the skin on your elbow) when they look down horrified laugh and say: "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of weenis) and walk out

17. (only for girl cashiers) go up to them and say "um excuse me ms., your engina is showing" (the skin between your fingers I think) when they look down laugh and say "you just got served!" (don't tell them the definition of engina) then walk out

18. When Du got to the Foto center ask the guy at the counter if they can take a picture of your butt for you

19. Tell a skinny person they need to lose weight.. Then stalk them for a Minute then say: "hi, sorry about calling Du fat.. Do Du want to go to McDonalds with me and get some fries?" bonus points for swears, also get a bad reaction

20. Ask the cashier were Babys come from
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posted by makeithappen
Once a pond a time there was a man and he live in Süßigkeiten Land. Halloween was coming up and he don't know what to be. He stare at the Schokolade river and a light bulb pop up on his head. "I will be a ghost with chocolate!" He sagte cheerfully. Halloween is here and The Schokolade Man had a bett sheet over his head with holes cut out so he can see ,and of course he had Schokolade all over his ghost custom. The Schokolade Man was really happy and he went trick oder treating and had tons and tons of Süßigkeiten and ate them with joy.
THE END.
posted by hetaliaitaly
surrounded Von walls
no where to go
walls are closing in
no Mehr air flow

no one can hear you
like your never there
no one can help
no one is there

kicking and screaming
yelling for help
mom sits and watches
while dad grabs his belt

mom doesn't say anything
until dad leaves
she doesn't care
at least I didn't believe

this always happened
every single night
mom just sat and watched
without putting up a fight

going to school
with new bruises every day
teachers always asked
I blew their help away

knowing if I told
it would only get worse
begging on my knees
for him not to immerse

just laying there as time passed by
watching myself get beat
I just thought to myself
one Tag I'll be back on my feet

the time had finally come
many years after
I finally stood up for myself
it never happened thereafter.
posted by chillyneon
So alot of people I know have gotten superglue on them (including me) so I'm going to make this Artikel for your help.

Super Glue on clothes = Throw away the clothes. The super glue burns it. Don't try to wash.

Super Glue on skin = Put skin in alcohol for about 1 min. Then, gently peel off glue.

Super Glue in eye = Wash out eye with warm water, then wait a little bit. If still irritated, go to the doctors.

Super Glue in ear = I don't know about this one................just go to the doctor.

So the thing is, when handling Super Glue, wear gloves oder something to cover up your skin. Also, wear goggles to keep Du eyes safe.
[verse 1]

she walkes to school with the lunch she packed,
nobody knows what shes holdin back,
wearin the same dress she wore yesterday,
she hides the bruses with linen and lace,

ohhhhh

the teacher wonders but she dosent ask,
its hard to see the pain behind the mask,
bearin the burden of a secret storm,
sometimes she wishes she was never born

[couros]
through the wind,and the rain,
she stands hard as a stone,
in a wirld, that she cant rise above,
but her dreams, give her wings,
and she flies to a place,
where shes loved,
concrete angel

[verse 2]

somebody cries in the middle of the night,
the neibors hear, but they turn out the light,
a fragile soul caught in the hands of fate,
when mrning comes it will be to late

[go back to couros]

[verse 3]

a statue stands in a shaded place,
an Angel – Jäger der Finsternis girl with an upturned face,
a name is written on a pollished rock,
a broken herz that the world forgot

[go back to couros]
posted by jessicamc26
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posted by jessicamc26
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posted by smileyfaceddude
Apples are stinky apples


Apples poooop apples hp sauce chicken

I am a mumifia I am watching New moon


Elephants and lollipops cokacola!


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This is a disaster if I had a child right now. There is a suggestion to allow a child to use touchscreen devices at a certain age...but there is a consequence for an earlier age unfortunately.
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