1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years. Any separation from Du will be painful: remember that before Du get me.
2. Give me time to understand what Du want of me.
3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.
4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
5. Du have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.
6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.
7. Be aware that however Du treat me, I will never forget.
8. Remember before Du hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite Du because I Liebe you.
9. Before Du scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, oder lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, oder I have been out too long, oder my herz is getting too old and weak.
10. Take care of me when I get old. Du too will grow old. Accompany me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bär to watch” oder “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if Du are there—even my death.
Remember that I Liebe you.
2. Give me time to understand what Du want of me.
3. Place your trust in me—it is crucial to my well being.
4. Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.
5. Du have your work, your entertainment, and your friends. I only have you.
6. Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understand your words, I understand your voice.
7. Be aware that however Du treat me, I will never forget.
8. Remember before Du hit me that I have sharp teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite Du because I Liebe you.
9. Before Du scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, oder lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, oder I have been out too long, oder my herz is getting too old and weak.
10. Take care of me when I get old. Du too will grow old. Accompany me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bär to watch” oder “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if Du are there—even my death.
Remember that I Liebe you.
1. Ruin there Favorit dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with suppe and prank him.
8. KISS her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up Von me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with suppe and prank him.
8. KISS her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up Von me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", Von Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", Von Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", Von Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", Von ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", Von Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", Von Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", Von Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", Von Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", Von Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", Von Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", Von The Runaways
12. "Mother, Von Danzig
13. "Voodoo", Von Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", Von Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", Von Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", Von Autograph
17. "I Liebe Du Period", Von Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", Von Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", Von Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", Von Kansas
