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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your halsband, kragen and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When Du get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when Du reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatel, spachtel and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.

5) Walk up and down the fresh produce aisle in the supermarkt and lecture the vegetables loudly on how to obtain world domination. Whenever a shopper comes close, fall silent and glare at them, and say to the produce, "We'll continue this later."

6) Follow strangers around the department store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.

7) Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.

8) When there are about 6 people in the elevator, start jumping up and down Singen "Sweet Alabama".

9) When Du get onto the elevator, stare at particular people with binoculars, and inform them that they have very nice ears.

10) Stare at other people on the escalator and laugh hysterically.



If Du get in trouble, tell people Du are doing an experiment on human reactions and how this affects social interaction. The bigger words Du use, the least likely people will be to Frage Du further.
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Ride mechanical Pferde with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the Musik store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos oder rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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Act like Du know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their Fragen with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got Mehr "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A Jahr has passed by, and Don is chosen Von the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef beil with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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So the Shin Megami Tensei franchise is a pretty well known series of games. And I’m not just saying that because it’s really Persona that people care about and Shin Megami Tensei has flown under the radar completely, no I’m not bitter, you’re bitter. Shut up. But this is not about me gushing over how great SMT Nocturne is. There are some people who don’t know about it, oder absolute heathens, some of them known as sundaes that are of the plastic variety, that say it’s just bad, which is fine, one is entitled to their opinion no matter how wrong they are. Regardless, Nocturne was a...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the Kürzlich years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad Schreiben behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and Mitmachen the ranks of washed up directors like...
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