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posted by CuteBlossom123
1) Du guys may think us girls only care about the body and muscle but we really care about the personality

2) It's a waste of your time being a perv with a girl. It just makes us feel uneasy and weird about you.

3) Us girls are not a torpy case! We don't want Du showing us off

4) Us girls are slow, not fast. Please don't go in the sexy business straight away.

5) The way Du can tell a girl likes Du is when she's out of words when Du talk to her, aswell as giggling a lot around you.

6) If a girls mate asks Du if Du like her, it often means she likes you.

7) If your dating a girl please don't and we mean PLEASE don't flirt with other girls. It makes that girl feel unloved.

8) If Du ask a girl out and she says "I don't know, maybe..." it means she's just shy to say yes, so give her a couple of days to get the confidence to answer. Don't keep bugging her about it, it only makes her says no.

9) If a girl says no it means NO!

10) Don't be over protective about girls, we are a living thing not 1000000 pounds.
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posted by boomerlover
1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde Antworten "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond kreuz the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish Du guys could get your act together. Just yesterday Du take away my license and then today Du expect me to Zeigen it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the oben, nach oben of a burning building. Below,...
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Why Did the Chicken kreuz the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road oder not. The chicken is either with us oder it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not kreuz the road with THAT chicken. What do Du mean Von chicken? Could Du define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road oder the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only kreuz roads, but...
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Childbirth is the Sekunde most painful thing in the world, right Weiter to being burned alive.

You are Mehr likely to get struck Von lightning than to be attacked and killed Von a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never Lost a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...
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1.When someone remembers the things Du say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text Du see is from the person Du Liebe <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your Tag turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows Du better than Du know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...
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