*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an apfel, apple to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit Von a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world
Some guys are dying on the highway
I wrote their names, this is going as planned
Death, death, think about death,
Du know what it is! {So behave yourself and Du won't get it.}
I got this, Misa got this, Mikami's in on this too
I got this, Misa got this, Du have to die now that Du know it
Schreiben in my notebook
herz attacks are deadly
Gotta figure out soon, what is L's real name?
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world
Last episode it was L
This episode he died, L died
Kira is excited, I'm so excited
But now Near's coming in this episode
Weiter episode I'll meet Mello
And Matt comes afterwards
I want the Wammy's Boys to end!
*Teru Mikami's turn* God is Light Yagami!
So awesome killing bad guys (bad guys)
Killing good guys (good guys)
They deserved it because (they did) they got in his way
The Task Force shouldn't interfere (Whoo! Write names!)
God will create a new world, it'll be great
Criminals and law enforcers dying
Check the crime rates, they've gone down significantly
*Now Misa Amane's turn* It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta be in Liebe with boyfriend!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to Light's new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Helping out my Light-kun!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to Kira's new world!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to the new world
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both good and bad guys!
Death Note, Death Note!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to the new world, new world!
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with a Death Note!
Death Note, Death Note!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to the new world!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to the new world!
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an apfel, apple to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit Von a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world
Some guys are dying on the highway
I wrote their names, this is going as planned
Death, death, think about death,
Du know what it is! {So behave yourself and Du won't get it.}
I got this, Misa got this, Mikami's in on this too
I got this, Misa got this, Du have to die now that Du know it
Schreiben in my notebook
herz attacks are deadly
Gotta figure out soon, what is L's real name?
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to my new world
Last episode it was L
This episode he died, L died
Kira is excited, I'm so excited
But now Near's coming in this episode
Weiter episode I'll meet Mello
And Matt comes afterwards
I want the Wammy's Boys to end!
*Teru Mikami's turn* God is Light Yagami!
So awesome killing bad guys (bad guys)
Killing good guys (good guys)
They deserved it because (they did) they got in his way
The Task Force shouldn't interfere (Whoo! Write names!)
God will create a new world, it'll be great
Criminals and law enforcers dying
Check the crime rates, they've gone down significantly
*Now Misa Amane's turn* It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta be in Liebe with boyfriend!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to Light's new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Helping out my Light-kun!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to Kira's new world!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to the new world
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both good and bad guys!
Death Note, Death Note!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to the new world, new world!
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with a Death Note!
Death Note, Death Note!
Everybody's looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to the new world!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Schreiben names, Schreiben names, YEAH!
Death, death, death, death, looking vorwärts-, nach vorn to the new world!
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car vorwärts-, nach vorn saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If Du are hung like a horse, Du don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
Step 1: Form crush
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in Liebe with crush
Step 10: Imagine having Babys with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
Step 2: Stalk crush on Facebook
Step 3: Talk to Friends about crush
Step 4: Talk to family about crush
Step 5: Talk to Internet people about crush
Step 6: Obsess over crush on blog
Step 7: Dream about crush
Step 8: Doodle crush's name on books
Step 9: Fall in Liebe with crush
Step 10: Imagine having Babys with crush
Step 11: Form an unhealthy obsession with what crush does every day
Step 12: Cry at night because of crush
Step 13: Imagine flirting with crush
Step 14: Dress to impress crush
Step 15: Become depressed because crush does not notice
Step 16: Hate any girl that talks to crush
Step 17: Stalk crush on Twitter
Step 18: Learn crush's favourite color, animal, activity, etc
Step 19: Send anonymous packages to crush's house
Step 20: Never ask crush out
The End.
#1: BLAND PROTAGONISTS:
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe Du can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
Du have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.
It mostly seems to be female protagonists.
They just don't care for anything, they look like they don't even want to be in this film..
#2; MAIN CHARACTERS ARE ASSHOLES:
And these are the GOOD guys.
#3: JUMP SCARES:
Just stop.. Maybe Du can try having actual SCARY stuff.
Weird images, dark shadows, that type of stuff..
#4: VILLAIN WON'T SHUT THE HELL UP:
Du have him at gun point, and he's tied to a chair.. Fucking shoot him already!
#5: TRAGIC VILLAIN:
I don't mind this one, it often works.
But still, can't he just be evil, for the sake of being evil.
Like Michael Myer's in the original film?
#6: POINTLESS REMAKES:
Stop.. Just stop.