DEMENTED POEMS
Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits
Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter
Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down
Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits
Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter
Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down
Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Hello there! My name is Jared, and I was a huge Fan of this old blog named Ask Dr. Robotnik, but it was cancelled due to his life having too much work.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
Du type in the Kommentare section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all Du have to do is type into the Kommentare section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ Kommentare I'll make a new Artikel answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
But I plan on reviving it and doing my own take on it, but if you're not familiar with it, here's how it works.
Du type in the Kommentare section something to ask Dr. Robotnik and I'll answer it with a funny picture/text/both. It may not sound that fun at first, but believe me when I say it is.
To get started, all Du have to do is type into the Kommentare section something to ask Dr. Robotnik, and once we get 5+ Kommentare I'll make a new Artikel answering them with funny pictures and text!
This is for you, Matt. :) Thanks for all the good times.
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thymian of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh thymian of Brumble haz cume.