Zufällig Article: 24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

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posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask Du say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing hemd, shirt sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always Kommentar on how hot their body look doing what looks hot!

8.Wait Du run into a guy pervert PERV FIGHT!!!!!

9.Talk about the most perverted thing Du did and said!

10.Anyways,if Du like pickles,bananas,cucumbers and things shaped like that eat them sexy!

11.When a guy says"hey girl why don't Du do that to my hot dog?" Du simple say "I only do this with guys bigger that 5 inches" ^^

12.Always hang on to a guys arm and put your hand in their pocket!

13.If they don't like KISS them KISS them KISS THEM!!!well be touchy!

14.Watch a lot of guy on guy action and stuff like that!

15.Always be a pervert to a certain type never random.LIKE THIS CLUB!!!!!!!!

16.Listening to perverted Musik and sometimes Liebe songs

17.Have perverted maginzes,books and movies

18.At parties wear revealing clothes but bot too revealing.You Wird angezeigt your stomach not boob showing,leg Wird angezeigt no arm showing,boobs no smotach,or arm Wird angezeigt no legs!

19.Always hang out with cute guys!!

20.Live in places were boys are at and it's hot so they wear short sleeve shirts and, oder shorts!

21.Look cute and be innoncent Schauspielen but not really *evil laugh*

22.Be confident and crazy

23.Be really pretty

24.Be a little popular

The End if it's bad F**K Du IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE A DICK oder hündin AND SORRY IF SOMEONE ALREDY MADE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry for typos and stuff!!!

jason_stopjust and Stopstaring like this

Usui--takumi Well, I'm a pervert [male] myself XP

CheekyCheese Thats...extremely odd :|

Lulu_Kururugi Im not a pervert (Female).

missracoon I am already a perv :3!

BlindBandit92 I'm already a perv (male)

Heroine999 I'm a perv(female).

doremirocker I'm a pervert! :D (Female)

blackrose294 What is the point of this article.

Vialli L-A-M-E.

LikeHaGays Ha Gaaay xD

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Phil Margera and Bam Margera♥

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The Schizophrenic House

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Puns

posted by Bluekait

An expert farmer is outstanding in her field.

An incompetent ship captain grounds the warship he walks on.

Camels live in Camelfornia.

Cannibals like to meat people.

Hands are like bells, especially when they're wrung.

How about the bär that was hit Von an 18-wheeler and splattered all over the place? They sagte it was a grizzly accident.

How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

If life is like a bowl of cherries, what's the rosine for living?

In some places fog will never be mist.

Once upon a time, a tribe of cannibals caught a saint sent to them as a missionary...

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Solo

posted by nmdis

"Solo"

You speak to me
And in your words I hear a melody
But in the twilight it's so hard to see
What's wrong for me

I can't resist
Until Du give the truth a little twist
As if you're gonna get away with this
You're not sorry

I can't believe I fell for this

I fell through the hole
Down at the bottom of your soul
Didn't think Du could go
So low
Look at what you've done
You're losing me
Here's what you've won
Got me planning to go
Solo
Solo

Du sing to me
Too bad Du couldn't even stay on key
If your life is such a mystery
Why don't Du stick to acting?

Here Du go again...

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Piercing Lyrics

posted by nmdis

"Piercing"

Living in fear
Is not what Du had
In mind for me
But holding to you
Is so hard
I cling to what I see

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're piercing me
This self will bleed
You're killing all
Of my securities
Lord, help me see the reality
That all I'll ever need is You

Here in this haze a distant light
Seems to draw me near
But in the shadow of my doubt
My faith just disappears

In a world where my emotions
Seem to rule my every move
They will challenge my devotion
To seek and know the truth

You're...

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Ice Cold's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

IceCold
She fell in Liebe with a dope boy
Black diamonds on the neck of that dope boy
Big body Benz for that dope boy
Love every tattoo on that dope boy
She sheds tears for that dope boy
Shit, it is what it is for that dope boy
Handle minor biz for that dope boy
But the reward is major, so on and so forth
She can tell Du Von the Greyhound
She can Zeigen Du how to stay down
I can tell Du 'bout to break down
VS1's all in my hündin watch face now
Straight G's for your low esteem
A.P's for the whole team
As I run away from my obituary
Walking in the shit that'll get Du buried
Miami's mine like I'm Pat Riley
Baselines...

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Beat Lyrics

posted by nmdis

BEAT

It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.
It's a big bad world but I ain't ashamed,
I like the lights in my hand
And the beat in my face.

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

Be-be-beat in my face, be-be-beat in my face,
The lights in my hand, and the beat in my face

I'mma make Du bend your back
Oh my god, this beat is crack
When I do this, Du do that

I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna do it, eh, just wanna do it, eh.
I feel like dancing when I hear that sound,
Just wanna...

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A Jahr Without Rain's Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh ooh

Can Du feel me
When I think about you?
With every breath I take
Every minute
No matter what I do

My world is an empty place
Like I've been wandering the desert
For a thousand days (oh)
Don't know if it's a mirage
But I always see your face, baby

[Chorus:]
I'm missing Du so much
Can't help it, I'm in love
A Tag without Du is like a Jahr without rain
I need Du Von my side
Don't know how I'll survive
A Tag without Du is like a Jahr without rain (oh, whoa)
Whoa, oh, whoa

The stars are burning
I hear your voice in my mind (voice in my mind)
Can't Du hear me calling?
My herz is yearning
Like...

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Come & Get It

posted by nmdis

Come and Get it
[chorus]
When you're ready come and get it (x2)
Na na na (x3)

When you're re-e-a-dy (x2)

When you're ready come and get it
Na na na (x3)

You ain’t gotta worry it’s an open invitation
I’ll be sittin’ right here real patient
All Tag all night I’ll be waitin’ standby
Can’t stop because I Liebe it, hate the way I Liebe you
All Tag all night maybe I’m addicted for life, no lie.
I’m not too shy to Zeigen I Liebe you, I got no regrets.
I Liebe Du much to, much to hide you, this Liebe ain’t finished yet. This Liebe ain’t finished yet…
So baby whenever you’re ready…

[chorus]
When...

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The Warrior Princess and the Elven Prince

posted by misscrazel

Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten Minuten the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire Jahr and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...

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the mirror of fate chapter one: the chosen lands

posted by misscrazel

June 17th 100,000,000 BC 12 O'clock at night
Four children are born, quadruplets, the youngest born at the strike of midnight. The first child is named Queverial, the Sekunde Ceelarion, the third Ierailiasha, and the last one is named Mist. The father decides the last child should have a complex name as the others do but the mother has made up her mind that Mist is the perfect name.
Then she sends them through the mirror of fate to find there destiny and they may never return if they do not find it in time.

January 21st 90,000,000 BC 3:30 P.M.
The children grow up living in the chosen lands...

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I have no idea what to call this. O.O But it's chapter one.

posted by -SilverFey-

Just a few things before the story; one, if there's something Du don't like about it, please tell me! I want it to be as good as it can be. ^-^ Just please tell me in a respectful way, please. I would appreciate that. Thank you.
Also, this story will be a little (well, Mehr than a little) bloody and violent, and there may be some cussing later on. Just a warning.
That being said, I hope Du like it!
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Gnarled branches. Green leaves grew from them—green leaves spotted with yellows and reds. They rustled dryly, talking of the upcoming season of autumn....

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Schoolstuck: Chapter three

posted by canal

(Jade’s POV)

“John…I’m bored” I whined to my friend in the other room. “Well i’m sorry Jade, but i don’t know what do do about that” John sagte walking in with a bowl of popcorn he popped himself. “What about Rose and Dave?” I asked sneaking some popcorn away from the bowl. “What about them?” Dave asked sitting the bowl on the coffee tabelle in the middle of the room. “Can we invite them over? And can Du change out of the girl’s uniform?” I asked. He cheeks grew pink, “It’s comfortable.” “Oh John, Du little boy” I sagte ruffling his hair up. “Fine Jade,...