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posted by iLuvLouisCarrot
“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are Du really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he sagte that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can Du tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you, but he’d kill me.”
Once again, the crowd filled with gasps. The Katzen outta the bag. I was planning to get Harry back and say that im dating him when she asked.
“Are Du saying Du are… gay Louis?” I nodded.
“Oh my god Louis, who is it?!”
The crowd went absoloutley crazy. I panicked and glanced over at Harry, he looked as panicked as I did. It wasn’t supposed to get like this.
“It’s me. I told Lou not to say anything for the sake of the band, but we’ve gotta face it someday right?” Harry spoke up.
The whole world was gonna think I was dating Harry.
When we got outside, the reporters where literally raping up. I grabbed Harry's hand and he didn't resist. His hands were soft.. and sweaty...errrrrgghhh.
There were cameras in our faces. Niall, Liam and Zayn somehow made it to the car.
I stopped and turned around. All their homophobic remarks were getting on my nerves. Harry stormed back.
"You know what. I know this can ruin the band but its worth it. I thought that it was not fair that me and Louis had to hide. I Liebe him and im not afraid to Zeigen it anymore."

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TBC.. should i carry on?
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never sagte Du NEED a nose job. I just sagte it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could Du excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have gegeben someone like Du a Sekunde look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I datum just won't be as smart as I am.
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Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered Von our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 Sekunden (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call Du forth.
Hoping Du are well,
SARCASM

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posted by cloudstrifefan
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's Musik teacher once sagte of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a Monat and dropped out forever.
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This is in response to the question: 'What's your religion?' and I put it into an Artikel because it was too big to fit inside the answer box.

So, this is basic Christentum for @SilverFey.

There is only one God. God is a Trinity (translation: three in one, like a three-leaf clover): God the Father, God the Son (who is Jesus) and God the Holy Spirit.
God made everything and is all knowing, all powerful, eternal, love, the King of kings, holy (perfect) and immutable (doesn't change. Ever.)
Jesus is God. Jesus became a man. A human, just like us. Jesus was (and is) sinless. Jesus is the only way...
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posted by Crazy8s17
Life without Liebe is meaningless. Liebe was born even before mankind was born and it still exists in all kinds of organism, including humans. Though Liebe is expressed in various forms and between different relationships, eternal Liebe is accomplished between a man and a woman. Liebe is one trait that never diminishes as long as Du give it to others and keeps on growing.

There are immortal stories on Liebhaber and immortal Zitate on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, Liebe has never failed but only the Liebhaber have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first Tag of 7th grade I was so excited to see my Friends after summer yay. Well the first Tag of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my Friends Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m Home and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She sagte “I might come back to page Weiter semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by gossipgirlxoxo
1. Shave one eyebrow.

2. Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring Du food.

3. Spill a lot of bier on his/her bed. Swim.

4. Clip your fingernails and toenails and keep them in a baggie. Leave the baggie near your computer and snack from it while studying. If s/he walks by, grab the bag close and eye him/her suspiciously.

5. Stare at your roommate for five Minuten out of every hour. Don't say anything, just stare.

6. Hang up pictures of chickens all over the room. If your roommate eats eggs, yell at him/her and call him/her a cannibal.

7. Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender,...
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