This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just gelee because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just gelee because you're the hero.

6. Call them a tomate, tomaten bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and just say kolkolkol

9. Threaten to hit them with your frying pan. HARD.

10. Tell them to go express their utter disgust and anger through the piano.

11. Tell them they're so weak ITALY could beat them in a fight.

12. Tell them you'll invade their vital regions if they dont leave Du alone

13. Tell them you'll send russia on them.

14. Laugh maniacally and threaten to beat them with a metal pipe.

15. Laugh annoyingly like america after EVERYTHING they say just to annoy them

16. Make the perverted noise france makes while staring at them...

17. Give a creepy france smile and yell "imma invade your vital regions~ "

18. Say with a childlike smile but in a creepy voice "if Du dont leave me alone, i will hit Du with my metal pipe. da~ " then laugh like an innocent child

19. Totally like talk like this when Du like are like insulting them like totally its like fabulous~

20. Act calm like its normal, talk in a cheery voice and threaten to kill them with a cheery childlike smile on your face.