1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN Auszeichnungen LOCK OVERUSE Auszeichnungen LOCK! WHEN Du REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL Auszeichnungen THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky Auszeichnungen Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks Du what Du mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If Du are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing Zufällig letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the Frage mark (i.e. Could my Tag get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Du will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the Kommentare with Zufällig information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, Kommentar on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" oder something along those lines. Du can also post Kommentare asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" oder ":P" with no rhyme oder reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" oder "I sent Du a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the E-Mail does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person Du are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what Du are trying to say. If they ask Du how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a Forum and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as Du can. Don't only use those Du have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN oder other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN Du can "appear offline" so if Du carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because Du keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until Du are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, oder even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi oder hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are Du and where do Du live?" even if Du know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', oder make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, oder say something like 'girl' oder 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your Weltraum bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. oder better yet, use spaces when Du tell them your Weltraum bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when Du post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and Du can be Mehr positive Von saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell Du to stop, act like Du have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' oder user Du know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, oder your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single Bewegen that Du make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page oder group titled your name. Invite everyone Du do oder do not know to join.
43. E-Mail really annoying forwards to everyone, oder make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the Weiter Sekunde if Du don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to E-Mail Du ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky Auszeichnungen Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks Du what Du mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say with "WHAT?" getting bigger and bigger every time, eventually underline it.
10. If Du are in a chat room with six people at least just start typing Zufällig letters to them. They will go nuts.
11. 'Overuse punctuation marks'such as the Frage mark (i.e. Could my Tag get any worse????????????????) and the exclamation mark (SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Du will annoy the living daylights out of everyone else.
12. 'When you're on YouTube' clog up the Kommentare with Zufällig information (i.e. chain letters). If there's a video with no comments, Kommentar on it saying, "OMG 1ST COMMENT" oder something along those lines. Du can also post Kommentare asking "What's the name of this video?"
13. Randomly say "OMG" "LOL" oder ":P" with no rhyme oder reason.
14. Spell everything backwards e.g. "sdrawkcab gnihtyreve lleps"
15. tast innordmann (type in Norwegian)
16. Send messages that just say "............" "zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" oder "I sent Du a message"
17. You...could...you know....type.....like....this......
18. Type in another foreign language that the receiver of the E-Mail does not understand.
19. Say bad things about the person Du are sending the message to.
20. Use coded language to type, and people will not understand easily from guessing what Du are trying to say. If they ask Du how to solve it, tell them. In code.
21. U$3 C|-|@+$P33K @|\||) G1\/3 3\/3RY0|\|3 @ |-|3@|)@C|-|3. (Use Chat speak and give everyone a headache)
22. Go onto a Forum and call everyone an annoying name. Don't change it either, use the same one over and over.
23. Send as many chain letters as Du can. Don't only use those Du have already received; invent new ones.
24. Use emoticons constantly. When on MSN oder other chat rooms, always add silly emoticons that really annoy people because they can't read what you're writing!! :) :D :P
25.'''Log in and out''' On MSN Du can "appear offline" so if Du carry on doing that when talking to a friend they will get really annoyed because Du keep on having to start a new conversation.
26. When on AIM, press shift+enter, and hold it for at least 5 entire seconds, and then press a period. Press ctrl+a, then ctrl+c, then enter. After that message is sent, press ctrl+v and enter, and keep doing so, until Du are rate limited.
27. On AIM, type one word per line, oder even one letter.
28. Skip spaces between each letter.
29. When they say hi oder hello keep saying "hi, who are what's your name and how old are Du and where do Du live?" even if Du know all that information already.
30. Replace all punctuation with 'stop', oder make something completely goofy up like 'foo cakes' and end all your sentences with it.
31. Repeat things.
32. Say 'lol' at the end of everything, even if it's not funny.
33. Put an 'x' at the end of everything, oder say something like 'girl' oder 'baby doll'.
34. Always write 'liil' instead of 'lol' and then type 'oops sorry, I'm always typing the wrong keys, liil! oops, i mean kopl, i mean LOL!
35. Don't use spaces as this will really annoy people and if they ask why you're doing it, say your Weltraum bar is broken but then later on type something WITH spaces. oder better yet, use spaces when Du tell them your Weltraum bar is broken.
36. Bump old threads on message boards and forums. People will be annoyed when Du post "me too" in a thread from 2001.
37. Be extreme. If someone gets their facts wrong and says a movie was made in 1982, say "YOU STUPID IDIOT!!!! THE MOVIE'S FROM 1983!!!!" and Du can be Mehr positive Von saying things like "OMG I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE EDWARD!"
38. When someone annoys you. say, "BOOM!!!!!!YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!!!"
39. Type one letter over and over, each on a separate line. When they tell Du to stop, act like Du have no idea what they are talking about. Then resume.
40. Make up a fake screen name on AIM, and send a message to every 'buddy' oder user Du know. Start a conversation to make it seem like you're their best friend, oder your boyfriend just broke up with you.
41. On Facebook, put every single Bewegen that Du make as your status. Be very detailed. This will annoy people. A lot.
42. On Facebook, make a fan-page oder group titled your name. Invite everyone Du do oder do not know to join.
43. E-Mail really annoying forwards to everyone, oder make up your own. Include things like 'you will die in the Weiter Sekunde if Du don't send this message to at least 345 people." Trust me, no one will want to E-Mail Du ever again.
It's fun to annoy people, isn't it? :P
