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From many months of being here on Fanpop, I have only recieved 3 best answers. Hey, I'm still livin'! Don't fret if Du never got a best answer, just simply drink milch out of a coconut, sit back and relax on a nice couch, and listen to my soothing words. Ok, I'm gonna shut up now and just talk about best answers.

1. Sometimes, don't actually do the the Frage might say to do. Dig deeper into it, deeper, deeper, DEEPER...ok, maybe your confused. I'll give an example:
Question: Why does everyone hate on Nickelback?
My answer: Because they don't have any nickels on their backs. Liars.
Get it now? Ok, good moving on.

2. Sure, Du can do exactly what the Frage asks, but I've seen some best anwsers that go on and on and on...type a long paragraph about the subject! Also, to look extra clever, type one sentence above your paragraph. I can't exactly think of one on the oben, nach oben of my head, so I'll just use Zufällig letters, so Du can just picture the format.
Example:

uisbusbgosuibgosign

iufbaiauhdooiaiorywuqrio892jrwjfbjk
a98qyhf97ry98ry98qwy89qy9q8ryr89qry89awyr89
wgriughsiudghipotatoaw7gd87DYCD$%W%ER^%D$Eghuhgeognotgh8gh8gheokn89hf8y89****(*Y(*GHvuygrdYGUFYG*&&*^&*(^*(&(*&sdf skjns

Did Du find the word,"potato?" Good job! Pretend this is much longer, sorry! I tried publishing it when it was really long! It didn't fit into the screen!Also, pretend all of those words have spaces. We'll learn about that in our Weiter step.

3. Use proper grammar. It's very important on Fanpop. If Du don't some people get annoyed and/or they can't read it.
Example:
Instead of this: OMIGAWDIH8U
Type this: Oh my god, I hate you!
Notice how there are spaces in between words. Also, correct capitilization and punctuation. Don't use Auszeichnungen too much, people think Du are very irritated and/or yelling.

4. Use pictures if Du can! They are fun and expressive!

5. Du could also use sarcasm. I don't see this in many best answers, but it can be useful at times. The example also ties in with step #4.
Example:
Question: Post a hot picutre! (as in like feuer and stuff)
My answer: (Ok this stuff in parentheses wasn't in my answer but I'll just explain what I had in it. I put a picture of Domo (you know, that brown thing with it's mouth open all the time) in a Yoda costume and my caption was *sighs* I acted like that was attractive! And that answer did get voted as best:)

Woah, I just realized, I have parenthese inside parenthese! LOL!

And that's it. Those are all my ways. But hey! I got all this and I only had 3 best answers! Hahahahahhahahahaha I'm clever! Now, go eat some fondant, fudge while typing a best answer. Oh wait! I just thought of another step!

6. Have a nice snack with Du while typing it. My snack is strawberries and whip cream. Yum. Researchers Zeigen eating small Essen while working on something helps Du concentrate and feel relaxed:)

LOL no way! I don't know if researchers think that! How can Essen make Du concentrate! Well, I guess maybe gum might work but seriously? Du believed that for a second! Wow! Ok, now really see ya! Now get typing!
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Von Jami Sassone

The man with the metal rod returns today
He summons me in the most painful way
It burns. It stings. It's scorching hot.
I yell, "please stop!" He will not
Why?

To the rack; I brace for the worst
He violates me again; this time's not the first
Back to my cage, to wonder how long
Yearning for Antwort to what I've done wrong?

Nine months later the answer arrives
I now have someone for whom to survive
Three times I've felt love, one being today
Three times, as well, it's been taken away.
Why?

My milch is for you, not him all
You enjoy what Du eat, but remember my calls
When the cheese melts nicely...
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pfannkuchen can be found in many cultures around the world, although they might not use the same ingredients as pancakes, they are generally similar in taste and texture.

Maple syrup, which goes great with pancakes, is actually a baum sap, that comes from the ahorn tree, which is found mostly in the Canadian region.

The French often make a wish while turning the pancake during the cooking process, while holding a coin in the other hand.

The first recipe for pfannkuchen were listed in the 15th century, in a English cookbook.

The world's largest pancake was cooked in Roch-dale Manchester in the Jahr 1994,...
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NOT SLASH!
Note: I can not freaking write ;3;
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Jaime couldn't believe how much the newest team member, the hyperactive teen speedster from the future, had seemed to enjoy being around him. It seemed whenever they were even in the same room together Bart would rush over to start talking to him. He didn't know why his new friend had liked him so much, he liked everybody on the team, but not near as much as him.

It wasn't anything extremely close, but it was close as two guys could get without being gay. That may sound strange, but it's pretty much the only way one...
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posted by sideshowbobbart
1) Du will go slightly out of your way to step on a crunchy looking leaf

2) Du will check the Fridge to see if any Essen has magically appeared

3)You hate it when its all quiet and Du are eating something crunchy

4) The guy who discovered milk...what was he doing to the cow?

5) When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

6) Du hate it when Du run out of hot water in the middle of a shower

7) It sucks when Du are in the middle of a huge argument and realize Du are wrong

8) Du think of the best thing to say to your rival 10 Minuten after the right moment

9)...
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previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Jenni Peter and Tina were thinking of a way to find out who was trying to wreck their house then all of a sudden there was a noise and it was coming from Tina's room. Tina got mad cause she doesnt let ANYONE besides Peter and Jenni and herself in her room. she was about to stomp over to her room but Jenni stepped in front of her and tried to calm Tina down Peter helped out with trying to calm Tina down as well. Tina sighed calming down after that they all went to Tina's room when they opened the door they were all shocked Tina's cd's were all broken her paintings...
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Abounding times in your life Du will meet mean oder rude people that Du dislike, but you'll still have to pretend to like them anyway. This Artikel will teach Du all about how to deal with them.

1)Look right at them say their name and ask them politely to stop. Keep repeating until their attitude changes oder they stop. Example "Mike, please stop", oder Du can say, "That's not appreciated, please cut that out." Don't keep increasing aggressiveness until the balance of power is equalized, it just will make things worse.
2)Don't try to be better than them, it will make the situation worse. If they...
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One Tag a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are Du laughing? I just insulted all of Du losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how Du feel Du have to take the time to make fun of us. Du obviously...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All Tag long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A ratte survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for Hunde are sold in Tokyo

6. A delphin sleeps with one eye open

7. A krokodil can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast Musik makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs Mehr than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
These are just Zufällig ways to eat my Favorit cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with erdbeere milk
5. frozen
6. Frozen with milk
7. Frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in Frozen yogurt
11. in Frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with erdnuss butter
14. Frozen with erdnuss butter
15. Frozen with 7up
16. with erdnuss butter and 7up
17. with kirsche 7up
18. Frozen with kirsche 7up
19. Frozen with erdnuss butter and kirsche 7up
20. Von itself

If Du try any of these and like it, please write a Kommentar and tell me which one(s) Du tried. :)