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A Nice Tag To Sing

Jade stepped quietly out into the funny sunshine, and admired Simon's head. "Ah," she sighed, "That's a scary sight."

Simon climbed off the koala and walked quickly across the gras, grass to greet his lover. Jade patted Simon on the leg and then tried to sing him gentley, but without success.

"That's all right," Simon said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not smart," Jade. "Not as smart as the time we sang on a table."

Simon nodded softly. "We were mean back in those days."

"Our hands were younger, and we had a lot Mehr fun with them," Jade said. "Everything seems cool and weird when you're young."

"Of course," Simon said. "But now we're happy, we can still have fun. If we go about it happily."

"Happily?" Jade sagte . "But how?"

"With this," Simon sagte and held out a quick sofa. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to sing."

Jade swallowed the sofa at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to sing happily. They sang like a cat. Three times.

And then the neighbor told them to get off his lawn.
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 Cody Leach
Cody Leach
Let's take the "Cody Leach" approach and do the good, the mixed, and the bad..

When I say I have negatives I'm not saying they ruin the show, they are just complaints I have that i do feel I want to address..


THE GOOD:
* Let's just say it, Brandon Roger's insgesamt prefamance. Not only is he his uaual hammy zany self. But he has a lot "they really can act" moments in the show's Mehr serious scenes..
* The shows insgesamt qulity. Du can tell Viv and the team puts a lot of money into it..
* Du can tell Viv was exploring a lot ideas for Hazbin in this series. From the Heaven episode, to the idea of...
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posted by CullenProperty
60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as Du are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let Du see us cry, unless we want Du to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if Du are interested. But we will later deny it oder make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot oder sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for Du (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if Du don't like what we wear...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated Von you.
I was so Verzaubert Von your beauty that I ran into that Wand over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime Du passed by, just so I could stare at Du a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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posted by Feathershine
TRUTH

Who do Du have a crush on?

If Du had to datum anyone here right now, who would it be?

Name one celebrity Du would want to make out with

Name five people Du hate and why Du hate them

Name all the people you've had a crush on before

Have Du ever embarrassed yourself in front of everyone in school? If Du did, what did Du do?

What embarrassing thing has a parent done to you?

Have Du ever cheated on your girlfriend/boyfriend?

Have Du had your first kiss, if Du have, were was it and who was it with?

Have Du ever seen a parent naked?

Have Du ever seen Tiere reproducing?

Have Du stalked anyone,...
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found this stuff and i wanted to share with Du guys (girls) so enjoy !! =)





1.Stare at someone and if/when they stare back at you, yell, “Staring is extremely impolite!”

2.Bring a Glad product to school and whenever someone gets mad at you, say, “Don’t get mad! Get Glad!” Then hold up the Glad product.

3.Keep talking as if you’re talking to the person Weiter to you, and when they answer, scream, “I wasn’t talking to you! Now, Bob, where were we?”

4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream "THAT'S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry."

5.Sing your Fragen to the class.

6.Sit in...
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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, oder to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get Du in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly Von giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the Weiter family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - Du may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin kappe and feed him grapes when...
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1)"Why, do Du find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I Liebe the Sekunde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and Du actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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I never thought I would be doing a Liste like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this Liste with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please Kommentar but be polite. Also, always Kommentar because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...
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I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping karte, warenkorb and switch the items with stuff from the person Weiter to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Du in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Du on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
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When you're happy and Du know it bomb Iraq
If Du cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If Du never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If Du think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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posted by invadercalliope
I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one Du love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say Du Liebe me unless Du really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like Du could KISS my imperfections away,
And I would stand Von your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to Du on everything I am,
And I dedicate to Du all that I have,
And I promise Du that I will stand right Von your side,
Forever and always, until the Tag I die.

I’m not crying over what Du said;
It’s what Du didn’t say that...
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We're all familiar with the term damsel in distress and we usually think about a female character that's tied to the train tracks Von a villain with a curly-q mustache, and has to be saved Von the dashing hero. I wonder where the idea first came from. We've always seen this with female characters because female damsels in distress have been around since the dawn of literature itself. However, during the mid oder late 1900's, we've discovered that there are male characters that have to constantly be saved as well. What's the term for male damsel's in distress? There isn't one, even though some people...
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I've actually been planning to do this for a while. I thought about doing this on Youtube but I kept on getting lazy about it, especially since it takes a while to get Videos uploaded on youtube. For some reason it's just a lot easier for me to make an Artikel here on Fanpop and talk about it. Anyway, this Liste is based not only on the persons talent but on their personality as well. All of them have incredible personalities and some of them don't get as much Liebe as they should. So keep in mind this is just my opinion, please comment, and enjoy. Also keep an eye out for an upcoming article...
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