1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, oder to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.
2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get Du in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)
3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly Von giving him effeminate names.
4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the Weiter family wedding.
5. Bunny Wabbit - Du may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin kappe and feed him grapes when Du use this one.
6. Cowboy - this is especially endearing for the male who is quite the opposite, such as a computer nerd.
7. Cuddly bär - get yourself a Build a bär and save your boyfriend the embarrassment.
8. Handsome - is another classic cute boyfriend nickname that most guys still appreciate. If however, your boyfriend is a pimply-faced dweeb he may think you're making fun if Du use this name. (i call mine this)
9. Honey bär - might as well call him Winnie the Pooh and put a jar on his nose.
10. Honey Bunny - yes, this is a bunny dipped in honey and one of the Mehr sugary and emasculating names.
11. Hot Stuff - this is one Du can actually call him in front of his friends.
12. stück, hunk - this one is a bit Old School as in the David Hasselhoff and Pam Anderson days.
13. Master Woody - most of the time, he'll take this as a compliment and an invitation for intimacy, so use it wisely.
14. Mr. Puffy Poopins - yes, he'll Liebe Du for this one especially when Du say it around all of his family.
15. Romeo - serious oder sarcastic, it's all in the tone of the voice. ( i call mine this)
16. Snuggly Doodle - Du may be able to get away with this one on Valentine's Tag oder your birthday, but don't push it on days like Independence Tag oder Super Bowl Sunday.
17. Sweetie Pie - a standard cute nickname for boyfriends since time began, this one won't get much of a protest even from the macho types.
18. Stud muffin - the prime has passed on this one but it still may get Du a chuckle.
19. Tiger - classic cute nickname for a boyfriend so use this one as much as Du want.
20. Woody Woody Poo Poo - Du may as well just put a diaper on his bottom and a binkie in his mouth. It's all over if Du call him this.
So, there ends the oben, nach oben 20 Liste of cute nicknames for boyfriends. Sure, there are a few that I've chosen not the put on the list, particularly those featuring body parts and biological processes. But, at least this Liste will act as a guide and give girlfriends some do's and don'ts in regard to when to use and when not to use certain names.
The main rule of thumb when it comes to using cute nicknames for boyfriends, is when it doubt, say it in private. Trying out new names in public for all to hear, may just a cause embarrassment and a fight followed Von a few choice not so cute nicknames hurled your way. And, that won't be cool, now will it?
2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get Du in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)
3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly Von giving him effeminate names.
4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the Weiter family wedding.
5. Bunny Wabbit - Du may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin kappe and feed him grapes when Du use this one.
6. Cowboy - this is especially endearing for the male who is quite the opposite, such as a computer nerd.
7. Cuddly bär - get yourself a Build a bär and save your boyfriend the embarrassment.
8. Handsome - is another classic cute boyfriend nickname that most guys still appreciate. If however, your boyfriend is a pimply-faced dweeb he may think you're making fun if Du use this name. (i call mine this)
9. Honey bär - might as well call him Winnie the Pooh and put a jar on his nose.
10. Honey Bunny - yes, this is a bunny dipped in honey and one of the Mehr sugary and emasculating names.
11. Hot Stuff - this is one Du can actually call him in front of his friends.
12. stück, hunk - this one is a bit Old School as in the David Hasselhoff and Pam Anderson days.
13. Master Woody - most of the time, he'll take this as a compliment and an invitation for intimacy, so use it wisely.
14. Mr. Puffy Poopins - yes, he'll Liebe Du for this one especially when Du say it around all of his family.
15. Romeo - serious oder sarcastic, it's all in the tone of the voice. ( i call mine this)
16. Snuggly Doodle - Du may be able to get away with this one on Valentine's Tag oder your birthday, but don't push it on days like Independence Tag oder Super Bowl Sunday.
17. Sweetie Pie - a standard cute nickname for boyfriends since time began, this one won't get much of a protest even from the macho types.
18. Stud muffin - the prime has passed on this one but it still may get Du a chuckle.
19. Tiger - classic cute nickname for a boyfriend so use this one as much as Du want.
20. Woody Woody Poo Poo - Du may as well just put a diaper on his bottom and a binkie in his mouth. It's all over if Du call him this.
So, there ends the oben, nach oben 20 Liste of cute nicknames for boyfriends. Sure, there are a few that I've chosen not the put on the list, particularly those featuring body parts and biological processes. But, at least this Liste will act as a guide and give girlfriends some do's and don'ts in regard to when to use and when not to use certain names.
The main rule of thumb when it comes to using cute nicknames for boyfriends, is when it doubt, say it in private. Trying out new names in public for all to hear, may just a cause embarrassment and a fight followed Von a few choice not so cute nicknames hurled your way. And, that won't be cool, now will it?
DEMENTED POEMS
Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits
Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter
Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down
Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
Rosen are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
Rosen are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
Rosen are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And Zeigen me your tits
Rosen make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And Du Liebe it up the shitter
Rosen are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
Rosen are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
Rosen are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
Rosen are shit
Violets are crap
Zeigen me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
Rosen are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And schlucken it down
Rosen are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while Vor and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi oder Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask Du somethingand i want Du to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how Du feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want Du to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi oder Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? Du know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let Du go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are Du enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling Du how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? Du know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let Du go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are Du enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling Du how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End