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What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.


-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first Tag after the wedding.

Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do Du want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do Du Liebe me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do Du think that one Tag Du may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can Du KISS me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do Du think that Du may schlagen, punsch me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.

-Now read the conversation from the below to the oben, nach oben in order to know what happened after one year.

Have fun. ;D
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wow! I seriously didn't know that!
especially the Coca-Cola one and the coakroach >.<
wow I'll have nightmares!



Eating breakfast cereals like "Fruity Pebbles" and "Cap'n Crunch 'Oops All Berries" will cause your stools to be green.
(FACT!)

Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than the rest of the day.
(FACT!)

Pigeons are the result of crossbreeding between a seagull and a dove.
(fiction)

About 20% of all adults in the US have had a cockroach that called their inner ear canal HOME.
(FACT! They enter while Du sleep!) (I did not want to know this!)

The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the...
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Before Marriage

Boy - at last i cant hardly wait
Girl - do Du want me to leave?
Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it
Girl - do Du Liebe me???
Boy - of course!!! always have and always will
Girl - have Du ever cheated on me
Boy - no why are Du even asking?
Girl - will Du KISS me?
Boy - every chance i get
Girl - will Du hit me?
Boy - Hell No!!! are Du crazy?!
Girl - Can i trust you?
Boy - Yes
Girl - Darling

After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top

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This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot...
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So I am Schreiben what I see people generally do when Du stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of Du do this. This also applies to siblings.



1. Play your Musik even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them Von Lesen manga, texting, oder stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
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MUSIC! Again, for the MENTALLY RETAR- I mean, people who don't know what Musik is, it's basically....

SOUNDS! ;D

And no, immature 7th graders, armpit farts don't count as music. -___-

Seriously though, there's just something I Liebe so much about music. Maybe it's the way songs get stuck in your head, maybe it's the great melody, but there's just SOMETHING about Musik that just sounds so extravagant and attracts me like a motte, nachtfalter to a flame!

Because fact is, Musik is majestic. It can be unambiguously incredible, and is an extremely unique part of media. It destroys the grotesque evil in this pathetically...
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