Here's another one! Get yourself sorted Von your datum of birth and preferences!

Tell us who Du are and what Du did according to this twisted horoscope about your personal info:
Birthmonth:
January - I made
February - I talked to
March - I beat up
April - I am
May - I made out with
June - I fell in Liebe with
July - I played cards with
August - I slapped
September - I sumo wrestled with
October - I electrocuted
November - I hit on
December - I mooned
Birthday:
1 - a stranger
2 - my girlfriend/boyfriend
3 - Chuck Norris
4 - Michael Jackson
5 - Lady Gaga
6 - Justin Bieber
7 - another stranger
8 - a friend
9 - my teacher
10 - a pastry
11 - a video gaming console
12 - an alligator
13 - a toilet
14 - Harry Potter
15 - my refrigerator
16 - Batman
17 - Sonic the hedgehog
18 - your mother
19 - Fred
20 - a garden slug
21 - my schreibtisch drawer
22 - YOU
23 - myself
24 - I forgot
25 - this computer
26 - the Grim Reaper
27 - Santa Claus
28 - Albert Einstein
29 - The whole of Alabama
30 - Judge Warner
31 - Naruto
Birthyear:
1998+ - and still found time to chat with a pair of pants online
1997 - while drinking wine
1996 - and played Monopoly with an alien
1995 - naked
1994 - while laughing maniacally
1993 - but Lost a leg
1992 - followed Von journeying into a black hole
1991 - like a boss
1990 - unscathed
1989 - despite some crazy guy using me for a jumping rope
1988 - instead of eating corn
1987 - while doing my homework
1986 - and delivered a baby
1985- - but had to come Home at 8:00 p.m. to eat breakfast.
Favorit color:
Red - because I accidentally farted in public.
Green - because I rule.
White - because I prefer Coca-Cola to orange juice.
Black - because I got the Xbox 360.
Brown - because I ate a bar of Schokolade (you know how that stuff makes me unstable).
rosa - because I was bored.
Yellow - to give my life meaning.
Blue - for the king I serve.
Purple - because I was very frustrated trying to figure out the number pi.
orange - so I could eat at Mario's.
Other - to prove Bobby isn't the only