Name three odd Zitate Du heard/said lately.

Real life, not T.V./Movies preferrably

Mine:
"Why would Du feel the need to shoot a narwhal?" (overheard)

"I'm a bitchy little teetasse at the moment." (said)

"I have a feeling that would be a teetasse casualty" (said)

The reason I mentioned teacups so much is because I'm Chip in my choir's production of Beauty and The Beast.