Gaara : Hey Hey put me down!
Itachi : Nooooo....Don't wanna.
*Kabuto's head come out of Gaara's gored*
Gaara : Mommy!
Kabuto : My ninja info cards ninja info cards...
Kakashi : Would Du shut up!
Kabuto : My ninja info cards.....
Kakashi : That's it I'm going Kabuto hunting.
*Kakashi pulled out a mallet*
Kakashi : Say good night!
*Kabuto's head went down*
Kakashi : Damn it!
Gaara : Damn it!
Kakashi : No no don't say that.
Gaara : Why?!Old man......
Itachi : Kakashi your fighting with a child.
Kakashi : He's an EVIL child!
Itachi : Quiet.
Sasuke : Itachis going to kill me....
Sakura : No he's not he's your brother.
Sasuke : That didn't stop him from killing our family.
Sakura : Uhhh......
Kakashi: Cactus D=< *Cactus no jutsu*
Itachi : What the shit?!
Gaara : Shit!
Itachi : Don't say that.
Gaara : Why?!Old man?!
Kankuro : Gaara Du really shouldn't swear.
Gaara : Quiet Du fat piece of crap!
*Itachi brought the kids and Kakashi for some reason to the Akatsuki picnic spot*
Pein : Itachi why did Du bring preschoolers to our picnic spot......And ....And....Hatake??!
Itachi : I dunno....
Pein : He's an Anbu!
Itachi : So....?
Tobi : HI!!!!!!Oooohhhhhh kiddies!!
*Tobi picked up Sakura*
Gaara : Hey that's mine!
*Everyone looked at Gaara*
Gaara : Uhhhh.....
*Gaara ran away*
Sakura : Temari is he okay?
Temari : Yeah.
Kankuro : Hey Temari...
Temari : What?!
Kankuro : I think-
Temari : No Kankuro Du don't think.
Kankuro : But-
Temari : I don't want to here Du fake thoughts.
*Kankuro went in to a state of depression*
Sasuke : Damn it now I have computation....
Sakura : Hmm?
*A few hours later they all started playing*
Sasuke : Naruto Wanna be friends?
Naruto : Su-
*Gaara came running back*
Gaara : No.He's MY best friend Du can't have him...And Du can't have Sakura ether.
Sasuke : Why?
*Gaara left again and Sakura came over*
Sakura : What were Du guys talking about?
Sasuke : Gaara's a creep
Sakura : ..........
Naruto : What?
Sakura : Nothing.
Naruto : Sakura do Du wanna play?
Sakura : No thanks.
*Hinata came over*
Hinata : Sakura,Ino,Temari,Ten-Ten and I are playing with Puppen do Du wanna play too?
Sakura : Sure.
Sasuke :What about us.
Sakura : I wanna play with Puppen not with smelly ugly boys with chicken butt hair.
Naruto :I don't have chicken butt hair....
Sakura : Sorry.
Sakura : Come on Hinata.
Hinata : Naruto-kun do Du wanna play?
Naruto : Sure I guess.
Hinata : Uh that's great let's go.
*Every one left Sasuke alone*
Sasuke : And I'm alone...
Voice 4 : Shut up priss!
Sasuke : Who sagte that?!
*A vortex opened up and three teenagers and a baby came out one an Emo girl with long black hair the Weiter was a boy with short brown hair waring dark clothing the third was another girl with long violett hair a Tobi plush waring a long black tranche mantel a black t-shirt and black capries the last was a baby waring a little rosa hemd, shirt and a dipper she had light brown hair put up in a little pony tail*
Voice 1 : I'm Saya.
Voice 2 : I'm Marik.
Voice 3 : I'm death.
Saya : Her name is Violet.
violett : Thanks Du just blew my cover.
Saya : What cover?!
violett : ......
Voice 4 : I'm death!
Saya : Du spend way to much time with Violet...Page.
Page : Du blew my cover!
Saya : -_-"
Marik : Well-
*Saya started throwing fat people at Marik*
Marik : Ahhh Your still mad?!
Saya : Hell yeah!
Page : Du really shouldn't insult a girls appearance.
Marik : Yeah I got that!
*An older version of Kakashi came through the vortex*
Older Kakashi : Come on Kiddies we have a mission.
Saya : Why can't we just ditch and get ice cream like always?
Older Kakashi : Obito and Rin won't let me....
Saya : Oh.
Sasuke : Obito and Rin are dead.
Older Kakashi : Yeah but there head elf's.
Sasuke : Head elf's?
Saya : Yeah there people who died but there spirits go in to there loved ones heads.
Page : Like Obito and Rin.
Tobi plush : Worship me!
violett : No one will worship you.
Tobi plush : I know Whaaaaaaa!!
Sasuke : That doll just talked!
violett : No it didn't.
Tobi plush : I'm not a doll I'm a plushie demon!
violett : Shut up!
Tobi plush : All I want is to be worshiped!Is that to much to ask?!
violett : Yes.
Tobi plush : Whaaaaaa!!!!
Saya : violett shut him up!
violett : Fine.
*Violet threw the Tobi plush through the glowing vortex*
Tobi plush : I never saw France!
All : .............
Itachi : Nooooo....Don't wanna.
*Kabuto's head come out of Gaara's gored*
Gaara : Mommy!
Kabuto : My ninja info cards ninja info cards...
Kakashi : Would Du shut up!
Kabuto : My ninja info cards.....
Kakashi : That's it I'm going Kabuto hunting.
*Kakashi pulled out a mallet*
Kakashi : Say good night!
*Kabuto's head went down*
Kakashi : Damn it!
Gaara : Damn it!
Kakashi : No no don't say that.
Gaara : Why?!Old man......
Itachi : Kakashi your fighting with a child.
Kakashi : He's an EVIL child!
Itachi : Quiet.
Sasuke : Itachis going to kill me....
Sakura : No he's not he's your brother.
Sasuke : That didn't stop him from killing our family.
Sakura : Uhhh......
Kakashi: Cactus D=< *Cactus no jutsu*
Itachi : What the shit?!
Gaara : Shit!
Itachi : Don't say that.
Gaara : Why?!Old man?!
Kankuro : Gaara Du really shouldn't swear.
Gaara : Quiet Du fat piece of crap!
*Itachi brought the kids and Kakashi for some reason to the Akatsuki picnic spot*
Pein : Itachi why did Du bring preschoolers to our picnic spot......And ....And....Hatake??!
Itachi : I dunno....
Pein : He's an Anbu!
Itachi : So....?
Tobi : HI!!!!!!Oooohhhhhh kiddies!!
*Tobi picked up Sakura*
Gaara : Hey that's mine!
*Everyone looked at Gaara*
Gaara : Uhhhh.....
*Gaara ran away*
Sakura : Temari is he okay?
Temari : Yeah.
Kankuro : Hey Temari...
Temari : What?!
Kankuro : I think-
Temari : No Kankuro Du don't think.
Kankuro : But-
Temari : I don't want to here Du fake thoughts.
*Kankuro went in to a state of depression*
Sasuke : Damn it now I have computation....
Sakura : Hmm?
*A few hours later they all started playing*
Sasuke : Naruto Wanna be friends?
Naruto : Su-
*Gaara came running back*
Gaara : No.He's MY best friend Du can't have him...And Du can't have Sakura ether.
Sasuke : Why?
*Gaara left again and Sakura came over*
Sakura : What were Du guys talking about?
Sasuke : Gaara's a creep
Sakura : ..........
Naruto : What?
Sakura : Nothing.
Naruto : Sakura do Du wanna play?
Sakura : No thanks.
*Hinata came over*
Hinata : Sakura,Ino,Temari,Ten-Ten and I are playing with Puppen do Du wanna play too?
Sakura : Sure.
Sasuke :What about us.
Sakura : I wanna play with Puppen not with smelly ugly boys with chicken butt hair.
Naruto :I don't have chicken butt hair....
Sakura : Sorry.
Sakura : Come on Hinata.
Hinata : Naruto-kun do Du wanna play?
Naruto : Sure I guess.
Hinata : Uh that's great let's go.
*Every one left Sasuke alone*
Sasuke : And I'm alone...
Voice 4 : Shut up priss!
Sasuke : Who sagte that?!
*A vortex opened up and three teenagers and a baby came out one an Emo girl with long black hair the Weiter was a boy with short brown hair waring dark clothing the third was another girl with long violett hair a Tobi plush waring a long black tranche mantel a black t-shirt and black capries the last was a baby waring a little rosa hemd, shirt and a dipper she had light brown hair put up in a little pony tail*
Voice 1 : I'm Saya.
Voice 2 : I'm Marik.
Voice 3 : I'm death.
Saya : Her name is Violet.
violett : Thanks Du just blew my cover.
Saya : What cover?!
violett : ......
Voice 4 : I'm death!
Saya : Du spend way to much time with Violet...Page.
Page : Du blew my cover!
Saya : -_-"
Marik : Well-
*Saya started throwing fat people at Marik*
Marik : Ahhh Your still mad?!
Saya : Hell yeah!
Page : Du really shouldn't insult a girls appearance.
Marik : Yeah I got that!
*An older version of Kakashi came through the vortex*
Older Kakashi : Come on Kiddies we have a mission.
Saya : Why can't we just ditch and get ice cream like always?
Older Kakashi : Obito and Rin won't let me....
Saya : Oh.
Sasuke : Obito and Rin are dead.
Older Kakashi : Yeah but there head elf's.
Sasuke : Head elf's?
Saya : Yeah there people who died but there spirits go in to there loved ones heads.
Page : Like Obito and Rin.
Tobi plush : Worship me!
violett : No one will worship you.
Tobi plush : I know Whaaaaaaa!!
Sasuke : That doll just talked!
violett : No it didn't.
Tobi plush : I'm not a doll I'm a plushie demon!
violett : Shut up!
Tobi plush : All I want is to be worshiped!Is that to much to ask?!
violett : Yes.
Tobi plush : Whaaaaaa!!!!
Saya : violett shut him up!
violett : Fine.
*Violet threw the Tobi plush through the glowing vortex*
Tobi plush : I never saw France!
All : .............
with ZABAZA demon of the mist
KAKSHI was in bett after using most
of his power SAKURA and both
SASKUE and there SENSI were bin mean
to Naruto first SAKURA shout at poor Naruto
my poor SASUKE got HIRT becomes of your
Du all ways in the way why don't Du
DISSAPER Du loser and don't come back
sagte a very angry SAKURA
Du Naruto it wood be best if Du were
never on this team to get in the way
sagte KAKSHI yeah loser sagte SASUKE
oh how sorry they were at that Minute
looking shock at Naruto with blood
coming out his body not red but ice blue
with that Naruto cry sniff in pain
I new from Tag one Du 3 hate me
like the rest of the VILLAGE
GESS there all right I am a demon a monster
don't worry Du not going to see me ever again
I am going to end it sagte Naruto as he run
fast he can to the forest
end of part 1
