safe, sicher and Sound

Con kept chasing erpel, drake until he got to a room where Mehr missiles were being launched.

Drake: Du seemed to have Lost me. Where do Du think these are heading?
Con: *disables machine*
Drake: Du were lucky that time Mane. It won't happen again!
Russian pony83: *runs in*
Con: *kills russian*
Drake: Why are Du doing this, when Du can Mitmachen me? The world sucks!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: How about if I operate two of them at once?
Con: *destroys first*
Drake: Stop that! I ORDER YOU!
Con: *destroys other machine*
Drake: NO NO NO!! *runs in room*
Con: Ah, so nice to see Du Drake.
Drake: *hits Con*...

It was finally easter day. Pinkie Pie, and applejack were getting the train loaded with stuff to celebrate easter with. Meanwhile the easter bunny was with regenbogen Dash, and Fluttershy. They were trying to find an engine to pull the train.

station owner: Why should I lend an engine to you?
Easter Bunny: Come on please? It's very important.
station owner: Important? What about the 21st century limited?
Passenger 1: And the Powhattan bow & arrow?
Engineer: And then there's the coal that goes to Hoofington.
station owner: I'm not sure how you're talking, but leave us alone!
Easter bunny: Without...

In case Du are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a straße to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our Weiter target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

Gordon was at the trainyard.

Gordon: Percy! Which train am I taking?
Percy: Du have to drive that challenger with the boxcars.
Gordon: *Sighs* Even though I hate steam engines, I'm only taking it because it's very powerful.
Percy: Maybe there will be a diesel as powerful as the big boy.
Gordon: Yeah, maybe in fifty, oder sixty years.
Percy: oder maybe sooner than that. Du never know.
Gordon: Right. I have to get going now, otherwise I'll be late. *Goes to engine*
Wilson: *Waiting in engine*
Gordon: Wilson. What are Du doing here?
Wilson: I'm your fireman.
Gordon: What about the train yard?
Wilson:...

James woke up early Weiter morning. He wanted to say hello to his little ponies before they left for school.

Toby: *eating soup*
Melissa: All we get to eat is soup. It's not fair. There has to be something else for us to eat around here.
James: *Arrives* oder at least something else for us to buy.
Toby: Dad!
James: Hello Toby. I thought I'd get up a little earlier then usual, and see Du two before Du left for school.
Toby: Thanks dad.
Melissa: Thank you.
James: Where's your mom?
Toby: She's outside.
James: *Walks out of house*
Martha: *sees James* James, what are Du doing up so early?
James: I just...

The evening of July 4, 1892

James: *Having soup*
Martha: Is everything ok?
James: No. Every worker is going on strike, and they forced me to Mitmachen them.
Martha: What are Du talking about?
James: Larry, and Jack. They made me Mitmachen them for the strike. I didn't want to, but I had no choice.
Martha: Well, what are Du going to do?
James: What they tell me to do I guess.
Toby: Everything will be ok Dad. Sooner, oder later the strikers will stop, and everything will be ok again.
James: Thanks Toby.
???: *Knocks on door*
James: Hmm, who could that be? *walks to front door*
???: James? Are Du in there?
James:...