Smoky Joe
Twilight: It's a shame that happened to regenbogen Dash.
Pinkie Pie: Now who's going to do her job?
Celestia: *Falls down from the sky*
Song: link
Twilight: *Nervous* Uh,, hi Princess?
Celestia: *Drunk* Hello Twilight!!! *Looks at her mane* it's moving Von itself, that's creepy!
Pinkie Pie: Celestia, did Du get intoxicated again?
Celestia: What? Pinkie shame on you. *Moves vorwärts-, nach vorn without moving a single part of her body* Whoa! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, over here Princess.
Celestia: *Turns around* Of course Du are. Okay, I need someone to take over for... Who's that regenbogen pegasus?
Pinkie Pie: regenbogen Dash.
Celestia: Oh right. I need someone to take over for her while she's getting treated.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Can I do it?!
Twilight: But Du don't have any wings. Princess Celestia, Du should choose me since I'm smarter. Pinkie only knows how to make cupcakes.
Pinkie Pie: Nuh-uh. I know how to do plenty of things.
Smoky Joe: *Standing nearby, talking in the voice of Microsoft Sam* Did I hear that one of Du are going to take over for regenbogen Dash until she comes back?
Celestia: *Nods* I just need to choose one pony.
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Unlike Pinkie Pie, I have wings, and unlike Twilight, I have Mehr experience.
Celestia: Hmm, this is a tough decision.
Pinkie Pie: Please pick me Celestia!
Twilight: No, pick me.
Celestia: *Her eyes get bigger, then smaller as she tries to pick someone to take over for regenbogen Dash*
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Logical choice.
Pinkie Pie: ME!!
Twilight: Me!
Smoky Joe: Logical choice.
Celestia: Mmmmh, okay. We'll settle this the old fashioned way. *Takes a deep breath* Eenie meanie meiny moe. Pinkie, Twilight, Smoky Joe. My mother told me to pick the very best one, and......... ah forget it, Du can do it Pinkie.
Song: link
Pinkie Pie: Yay!!
Twilight: *Uses her magic to give Pinkie Pie wings* You'll need these.
Pinkie Pie: Alright! *Flies into the sky, and starts clearing clouds*
Pinkie Pie was enjoying it.
Smoky Joe: Oh come on. I was the logical choice. I am severly displeased with these Kürzlich events.
Stop the song
Oddjob: *Passing the hospital with regenbogen Dash in his wagon*
regenbogen Dash: Hey, Du just passed the hospital.
Oddjob: Oh sorry regenbogen Dash. That hospital is being renovated. We're going to a new hospital called Happy Land.
regenbogen Dash: Happy land, huh? It's got a nice ring to it.
Song (Set the speed to 1.25): link
There were several patients in Happy Land. They were all mares. Happy Land had grey, and yellow walls all over the place.
Oddjob: *Puts regenbogen Dash on a couch, and is leaving*
regenbogen Dash: Hey, where are Du going?
Oddjob: Home. Du wouldn't expect me to stick around here, would you? I'd rather pull my own teeth out. *Leaves*
regenbogen Dash: Great, now I'm all alone.
A light grey stallion arrived. His name was Amtrak
Amtrak: Not for long.
regenbogen Dash: *Gets startled* Ah! A stallion with a New York accent!
Amtrak: Oh don't worry. I can assure Du I'm the nicest stallion in all of Equestria. Welcome to Happy Land my blue friend. I hope Du have a very nice time here.
regenbogen Dash: So, when do I get out of here?
Amtrak: When you're healed.
regenbogen Dash: When will that happen?
Amtrak: Soon enough.
regenbogen Dash: What's that supposed to mean?
Amtrak: Du ask too many questions. I got just the-
A crashing noise was heard not far away.
Amtrak: Eh, hold that thought. *Goes away*
regenbogen Dash: What was that noise?
Amtrak: That's none of your business.
A grey mare walked up to regenbogen Dash, limping in the process.
Grey Mare: Du must be regenbogen Dash. I heard about Du in the news.
regenbogen Dash: And who are you?
Grey Mare: I'm Jane, and this is a prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
regenbogen Dash: What are Du talking about? This is a hospital. I'll admit I am scared, but-
Grey Mare: This isn't a hospital! It's a prison! They heal us, true, but then we get sold to stallions as slaves, and then we get killed!!
regenbogen Dash: Uh, you're clowning around. Right?
Grey Mare: Nope.
regenbogen Dash: Darn it.
Grey Mare: Du can't trust that grey stallion, Amtrak!
regenbogen Dash: He seems friendly enough.
Grey Mare: Oh sure, but sure enough, he'll Zeigen Du that he's evil!!!
regenbogen Dash: I don't know.
Grey Mare: I do! Amtrak is not to be trusted!
Filly: *Hears hoofsteps on a flight of nearby stairs* He's coming back!
Grey Mare: I better get back to my seat, otherwise, execution!! *Walks back to where she was previously sitting*
regenbogen Dash: Okay, whatever.
Amtrak: *Shouting up the stairs while pulling a karte, warenkorb of cupcakes* Don't ever let me catch Du doing that again. *Mumbles as he continues walking* God I hate mares. *Gets to regenbogen Dash* Hey my blue amigo. How are Du feeling?
regenbogen Dash: Fine I guess. Are those Cupcakes Du have?
Amtrak: Oh yeah. These will help Du feel better. Eat up. *Leaves the karte, warenkorb in front of regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: These look delicious. Thanks Amtrak.
Amtrak: Quite so, quite so- wait a minute. Were Du talking to someone? How do Du know my name?!
regenbogen Dash: Uh, lucky guess?
Amtrak: Oh yes. Very lucky. *Walks away*
regenbogen Dash: *Eating the cupcakes* These are good. *Feeling drowsy* Whoa. I feel weird. *Sees the room spinning around her* This is awesome! *Having a vision of Zufällig things in Ponyville* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *Laughing*
British Mare: Hey, what's up with the new pony?
Australian Mare: She's been gegeben those Cupcakes with the wodka baked inside of it.
British Mare: Oh, poor pony.
regenbogen Dash: *Laughing* Look at my legs! *Passes out, and sleeps on the couch*
2 B Continued
Amtrak
Twilight Sparkle and applejack sit together.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
applejack pushes it over to Twilight's schreibtisch without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any Mehr extra recess anymore because Du were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are Du crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In Musik the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
applejack pushes it over to Twilight's schreibtisch without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any Mehr extra recess anymore because Du were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are Du crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In Musik the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
