Pinkie Pie was with Twilight Sparkle standing in front of Carousel Botique.

Twilight: It's a shame that happened to regenbogen Dash.
Pinkie Pie: Now who's going to do her job?
Celestia: *Falls down from the sky*

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Twilight: *Nervous* Uh,, hi Princess?
Celestia: *Drunk* Hello Twilight!!! *Looks at her mane* it's moving Von itself, that's creepy!
Pinkie Pie: Celestia, did Du get intoxicated again?
Celestia: What? Pinkie shame on you. *Moves vorwärts-, nach vorn without moving a single part of her body* Whoa! *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, over here Princess.
Celestia: *Turns around* Of course Du are. Okay, I need someone to take over for... Who's that regenbogen pegasus?
Pinkie Pie: regenbogen Dash.
Celestia: Oh right. I need someone to take over for her while she's getting treated.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Can I do it?!
Twilight: But Du don't have any wings. Princess Celestia, Du should choose me since I'm smarter. Pinkie only knows how to make cupcakes.
Pinkie Pie: Nuh-uh. I know how to do plenty of things.
Smoky Joe: *Standing nearby, talking in the voice of Microsoft Sam* Did I hear that one of Du are going to take over for regenbogen Dash until she comes back?
Celestia: *Nods* I just need to choose one pony.
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Unlike Pinkie Pie, I have wings, and unlike Twilight, I have Mehr experience.
Celestia: Hmm, this is a tough decision.
Pinkie Pie: Please pick me Celestia!
Twilight: No, pick me.
Celestia: *Her eyes get bigger, then smaller as she tries to pick someone to take over for regenbogen Dash*
Smoky Joe: I am the logical choice. Logical choice.
Pinkie Pie: ME!!
Twilight: Me!
Smoky Joe: Logical choice.
Celestia: Mmmmh, okay. We'll settle this the old fashioned way. *Takes a deep breath* Eenie meanie meiny moe. Pinkie, Twilight, Smoky Joe. My mother told me to pick the very best one, and......... ah forget it, Du can do it Pinkie.

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Pinkie Pie: Yay!!
Twilight: *Uses her magic to give Pinkie Pie wings* You'll need these.
Pinkie Pie: Alright! *Flies into the sky, and starts clearing clouds*

Pinkie Pie was enjoying it.

Smoky Joe: Oh come on. I was the logical choice. I am severly displeased with these Kürzlich events.

Stop the song

Oddjob: *Passing the hospital with regenbogen Dash in his wagon*
regenbogen Dash: Hey, Du just passed the hospital.
Oddjob: Oh sorry regenbogen Dash. That hospital is being renovated. We're going to a new hospital called Happy Land.
regenbogen Dash: Happy land, huh? It's got a nice ring to it.

Song (Set the speed to 1.25): link

There were several patients in Happy Land. They were all mares. Happy Land had grey, and yellow walls all over the place.

Oddjob: *Puts regenbogen Dash on a couch, and is leaving*
regenbogen Dash: Hey, where are Du going?
Oddjob: Home. Du wouldn't expect me to stick around here, would you? I'd rather pull my own teeth out. *Leaves*
regenbogen Dash: Great, now I'm all alone.

A light grey stallion arrived. His name was Amtrak

Amtrak: Not for long.
regenbogen Dash: *Gets startled* Ah! A stallion with a New York accent!
Amtrak: Oh don't worry. I can assure Du I'm the nicest stallion in all of Equestria. Welcome to Happy Land my blue friend. I hope Du have a very nice time here.
regenbogen Dash: So, when do I get out of here?
Amtrak: When you're healed.
regenbogen Dash: When will that happen?
Amtrak: Soon enough.
regenbogen Dash: What's that supposed to mean?
Amtrak: Du ask too many questions. I got just the-

A crashing noise was heard not far away.

Amtrak: Eh, hold that thought. *Goes away*
regenbogen Dash: What was that noise?
Amtrak: That's none of your business.

A grey mare walked up to regenbogen Dash, limping in the process.

Grey Mare: Du must be regenbogen Dash. I heard about Du in the news.
regenbogen Dash: And who are you?
Grey Mare: I'm Jane, and this is a prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
regenbogen Dash: What are Du talking about? This is a hospital. I'll admit I am scared, but-
Grey Mare: This isn't a hospital! It's a prison! They heal us, true, but then we get sold to stallions as slaves, and then we get killed!!
regenbogen Dash: Uh, you're clowning around. Right?
Grey Mare: Nope.
regenbogen Dash: Darn it.
Grey Mare: Du can't trust that grey stallion, Amtrak!
regenbogen Dash: He seems friendly enough.
Grey Mare: Oh sure, but sure enough, he'll Zeigen Du that he's evil!!!
regenbogen Dash: I don't know.
Grey Mare: I do! Amtrak is not to be trusted!
Filly: *Hears hoofsteps on a flight of nearby stairs* He's coming back!
Grey Mare: I better get back to my seat, otherwise, execution!! *Walks back to where she was previously sitting*
regenbogen Dash: Okay, whatever.
Amtrak: *Shouting up the stairs while pulling a karte, warenkorb of cupcakes* Don't ever let me catch Du doing that again. *Mumbles as he continues walking* God I hate mares. *Gets to regenbogen Dash* Hey my blue amigo. How are Du feeling?
regenbogen Dash: Fine I guess. Are those Cupcakes Du have?
Amtrak: Oh yeah. These will help Du feel better. Eat up. *Leaves the karte, warenkorb in front of regenbogen Dash*
regenbogen Dash: These look delicious. Thanks Amtrak.
Amtrak: Quite so, quite so- wait a minute. Were Du talking to someone? How do Du know my name?!
regenbogen Dash: Uh, lucky guess?
Amtrak: Oh yes. Very lucky. *Walks away*
regenbogen Dash: *Eating the cupcakes* These are good. *Feeling drowsy* Whoa. I feel weird. *Sees the room spinning around her* This is awesome! *Having a vision of Zufällig things in Ponyville* Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! *Laughing*
British Mare: Hey, what's up with the new pony?
Australian Mare: She's been gegeben those Cupcakes with the wodka baked inside of it.
British Mare: Oh, poor pony.
regenbogen Dash: *Laughing* Look at my legs! *Passes out, and sleeps on the couch*

2 B Continued