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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon got Case Cracker, and kettenrad back at the pizzeria. Jim was waiting outside for them.

Jim: Great, Du got back in time. Fillydelphia is trying to get over here from Oatland. I need Du to get over to bucht Bridge, and prevent them from getting onto our side.
Gordon: We're on our way. *Drives to the bucht Bridge*
Case Cracker: How are we going to stop them?
Sprocket: Block the bridge off.
Gordon: That's a good idea. We block them off, they can't pass, and we kill them. *Sees the part of the bridge where cars get off*
Sprocket: I don't want this car to be used in the roadblock.
Gordon: *Stops the car* Get out, find two cars, I'm gonna park this nearby.

They get out, and Gordon parks the car nearby.

Case Cracker: *Stops a car* Get out.
Pony: *Gets out of his car* I'm gonna call the cops.
Sprocket: *Points a gun at him* No Du won't.
Case Cracker: *Stops another car* We're forming a roadblock. Get out!
pony 64: *Leaves*
Gordon: *Returns from parking the car* Get the roadblock set up.
Case Cracker: *Gets in the first car, and puts it to the right*
Sprocket: *Puts the Sekunde car to the left*
Gordon: *Grabs an AR15 Assault Rifle*
Case Cracker: *Grabs two Tec Nine's*
Sprocket: *Has Gordon's magnum*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Stop cars* Hey, get your cars out of our way!
Case Cracker: This turf is ours!
Fillydelphia Ponies: We just wanna kreuz the fucking bridge!
Gordon: Bullshit.
Fillydelphia Ponies: *grabbing molotovs*
Gordon: They have molotovs! Shoot them! *Shoots fillydelphian pony*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Throwing molotovs*
Gordon: *Shoots molotovs in mid-air*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *On fire, and jump off bridge*
Sprocket: *Shoots gas tank of fillydelphia pony's car*

Suddenly, an explosion occurred.

Case Cracker: *Runs out of the way to take cover from a further car*
Gordon: Damnit, they've got Mehr coming our way.
Sprocket: *Shoots two Fillydelphia ponies advancing*

The police soon arrive.

Gordon: Stay on those other ponies. I'll hold the cops off. *shoots tire of police car*
Police Pony: *spins out of control, and hits a van*
Case Cracker: *Shoots Mehr Fillydelphia Ponies*
Fillydelphia Ponies: Let's get the hell outta here. *Running away*
Gordon: Yeah, that's right. Don't come back here ever again!
Sprocket: *Sees police cars in the distance* Gordon, Mehr cops will be here soon.

The three of them run into the car. Gordon is in the back, while the others sit in the front.

Gordon: Get us outta here.
Sprocket: *Drives*
Police Ponies: *Chasing Sprocket*
Gordon: *Lowering window* I'm gonna take one of those pigs to the slaughter house. *Shoots driver*
Police Pony: *Holding wound, and crashes into another car*
Case Cracker: Du got them?
Gordon: I got one of them. He crashed into another car.
Sprocket: *Turns right*
Police Ponies: *Chasing them*
Gordon: There's the rest of them.
Police: *Following in five cars*
Gordon: *sees tanker* Pass that truck.
Police Pony: *Shoots back window*
Gordon: Hurry!
Sprocket: *Passes the truck*
Police: *Driving Weiter to tanker*
Gordon: *Shoots tanker*

The truck explodes, and all the police officers following them were killed.

Gordon: Woo-hoo!! That was awesome!!
Case Cracker: Whoa!
Gordon: Those cops won't be bothering us for a while.
Sprocket: Yeah neither will those Fillydelphia ponies.

2 B Continued
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan and Shadow house in Ponyville
Shadow : Du HAVE SOMETHING!
Dan : YES... yes shut up... I need to think... *grab book* this book say that in our familly was pony named "Jack the Puppet master"
Shadow : and Du want to heal yourself with puppets?
Dan : pfff no... that guy had strange power of controlling puppets without strings...
Shadow : laaame... NEXT!
Dan : Is just gonna be my "help in battle" with my inside me...
Shadow : your evil you?
Dan : yep... one pony from our familly had same situation but he beat his bad side and it was end... we need to go to the Canterlot Garden...
Canterlot Garden...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 9: Exile – part 2


Ha ha ha ha! Du should see the look on your face right now, ha ha ha! No, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to... wait until Du hear this Weiter part, ha ha ha ha! Kkhhm.... oh, it was a long time since I smiled. I just thought... Du seem like a well read pony, my friend... and now Du look utterly surprised... All right, hang in there, I will explain a few things I reckon Du did not know about changelings. So there I was with these four strange, unfamiliar creatures in the middle of the desert.

“The Changelings?”...
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 8: Wavering monolith


“Do Du have any idea what you've done?!” Landslide shouted in my face.

As the oldest of us, he was very much like our father. Distant, reserved and sturdy. But our connection was strong up to this point. I won't lie, it truly hurt that he raised his voice at me. He's never done that before. But I've never let a known war criminal, who happened to be my brother escape as well... Without me, Forever Wind would have faced execution, yet I set him free, despite the horrible atrocities he's committed against the Crown....
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Fiery waves – the ups and downs of Summer Pride

Chapter 6: Sic semper tyrannis


Ah, all this storytelling made me thirsty... Can I offer Du a drink? Just let me check my saddlebag... Are Du sure, Du don't want one? This is something that sets the mood for the Weiter part. It's a bottle of Witch Blood... Du know how difficult it is to find such high quality wine these days? But I have a pretty refined taste, so it worths the effort... That's the spirit, here Du go! Delicious, isn't it? Hmm... Got Du a little curious, huh? I can see it all over you. You're like a giant Frage mark, my friend....
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posted by karinabrony
There it happened. Black Rose and Nocturnal Mirage kissed. Silver Tune's jaw dropped so low that Shredder had to hold it for her. Black Rose and Nocturnal blushed. "That was really nice..." Black Rose said. "I know..." Nocturnal Mirage said, speechless. Silver Tune's mouth turned into a big, huge, and wide grin. "YES! YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSS!" She started screaming and dancing. Shredder just shrugged and joined her. "WOOO HOOOOO!!!" They both were screaming. Black Rose turned around and saw them. She blushed furiously and grinned to herself. All of the ponies there glared at Shredder...
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posted by Canada24
"How long do Du suppose it's been?" Pinkie asked, nobody in particalar.

"Hek if I know. regenbogen replied, the pegasus still having her nose bandaged.

But other than that, she seemed pretty fixed up, from her's and Ditto's fight.

And, as always, she prefered to hover over everyone rather than to stand on the ground with them.

Eventually, young Twilight came out.

"Well.. Whats gonna happen?" regenbogen asked anxiously.

"Well.. First off. They're gonna need to talk to you" Twilight told.

"Great.. Come on girls" regenbogen sagte to the others.

"No, sweetie, I ment 'just' you" Twilight told the pegasus.

"ME!?"...
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My Little POny, My Little POny, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to wonder what breadshit could be. My Litle Pony, until Du all shared dispensers with me!

Rainbow Dash: Big adventures!
Pinkie Pie: BON! BON! BON!
Rarity: a beautiful heart!
Apple Jack: faithful and strong.
Fluttershy: shating kindness!
Twilight:: it's an easy feat!
And sandvich makes it all complete
My Little Pony!
Do Du know you're all my very best FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 appaloosa Rally
Appaloosa Rally
The race contined on for ten Mehr laps. Sergi, and Apyr were in first, but Braeburn was right behind them.

Sergi: *turns right*
Braeburn: *follows*
Soarin: *Catching up*
Apyr: (Idea in process) Ram Soarin.
Sergi: Why?
Apyr: Just do it.
Sergi: *about to ram Soarin*
Soarin: *crashes into Braeburn*
Apyr: Hahaha. What do Du think about that?
Sergi: Nice.
Announcer: And the winner is.... Sergi in his Lotus Eltrot.
Ponies: *cheer*
Applejack: Booo!

half a Minute later

Announcer: Congratulations Sergi. As a reward, Du get $20,000.
Sergi: Thank Du so much *Accepts money*
Braeburn: Stop right there!!!! Heeeeeeeee...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, Gordon was being too stupid to stop at a red signal. As a result, he was close to crashing into a train.

Gordon: *shuts eyes*
Coffee Creme: *prepares to jump*

But before Coffee Creme jumped, Gordon's train stopped. It was literally half of a centimeter close to the other train.

Coffee Creme: What happened?
Gordon: I don't know, but it's completely unacceptable. Stay here, I'll be back.
Coffee Creme: I wanna go with you.
Gordon: Stay here!! I'll be back!
Coffee Creme: *sits in chair*
Gordon; *walks to other engine* It's so hot. *turns around*
Coffee Creme: *waiting*
Gordon: *comes back*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run Von thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: Zeigen business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a wonderful Tag in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering Mehr ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: Du really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot Du in the arm! Why aren't Du bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up Mehr stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw Du enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are Du doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws Fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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posted by NocturnalMirage
The last solstice

Chapter 9: Doubts


The process is very slow, like cruising out of a dark tunnel. First, he hears muffled sounds. Everything’s quieted down. There’s no sign of battle. Then he can form coherent thoughts. The air is weird… stuffy, yet somehow refreshing at the same time. It’s quite ambivalent. Strange wafts are trying to get near his mind. The smell billows around his awakening consciousness. Is that… perfume?

The symbolic light at the end of the tunnel grows brighter, as the fog starts to break up. The stallion attempts to collect his thoughts. His heavy eyelids open...
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I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and regenbogen Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't Du three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire Pistolen at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging Von who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles oder Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could Du help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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Let's start with applejack bucking apples........

AJ: wow, I bet I just got a new high record on bucking apples!
AB: sis, when am I gonna have my cutie mark?
AJ: apfel, apple bloom! I've told ya a billion times, I don't know!
AB: UGH!............Hey! Here comes regenbogen dash!
AJ: Now go run along ya little pony
AB: ok! (leaves)
RD: 'sup applejack
AJ: howdy rainbow!
RD: So, wanna come over to fluttershy's house today?
AJ: sorry sugarcube, but I got lots of work to do
RD: oh AJ! Can't Du just chill for a second?
AJ: I will, but I still need to do some work
RD: who cares about work! C'mon PLLLEEAASSEE!!!!!
AJ: well...
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