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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*

Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 91:..................................

Wait a minute. This isn't a TV Show, this is a movie. Well, actually, this is a fanfic, but it's typed out to look like a movie.

Our fanfic is Ponies On The Rails: Stolen Parts

Date: September 23, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:00 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was walking to the train yard so he could drive a freight train to Denver.

Metal Gloss: *Waiting on the platform*
Hawkeye: What are Du waiting for?
Metal Gloss: Passenger train.
Hawkeye: Alright, I have to go to the yards. *Kisses Metal Gloss* I Liebe you. *Walks to the train yard*
Metal Gloss: Liebe Du too Hawk.
Hawkeye: *Enters the train yard, and sees Nikki* Howdy.
Nikki: *Giggles* I didn't know Du spoke my language.
Hawkeye: When does your train get ready to depart?
Nikki: In five minutes. I gotta tell Du something.
Hawkeye: I'm all ears.
Nikki: Wilson just told me that there is going to be a shortage of locomotives, because many of them broke down. He just purchased some new parts over there.
Wilson: *By a pick up truck looking over the engine parts*
Hawkeye: He looks like he's having a good time.
Nikki: Not really.
Hawkeye: When will Du mares learn sarcasm?

Just then, a green, and white coupe, coupé appeared, and the pony driving it was blue, and green. His name is Wallace.

Wallace: Give me those engine parts!! *Punches Wilson, and puts the boxes of engine parts into his car*
Hawkeye: *Looks at Wilson, and Wallace* That's not good, excuse me for a moment. *Runs toward Wallace*
Wilson: *Pushes Wallace onto the back of the car* Get those parts out of your car!
Wallace: *Grabs a gun, and shoots Wilson. He drives away*

Song for car chase: link

Hawkeye: *Runs to the truck, starts it, and chases Wallace* Wilson is dead. That sucks, and to make things worse, there is Musik being played that belongs in the 1970's! *Shrugs* Well, it's better then nothing.
Wallace: *Turns left at an intersection*
Hawkeye: *Turns left*
Wallace: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Hawkeye: *Going over 80 miles an hour*
Wallace: *Turns left*
Pierce: *Turns left while hitting the curb*

They went over a bridge passing the entrance of the train yard.

Wallace: *Turns left*
Hawkeye: *Honks twice as he turns left*
Mare: *Spins out, and hits a traffic light*
Wallace: *Pushes a car onto gras, grass in the middle of the road*
Hawkeye: *Catching up to Wallace*
Wallace: *Brakes*
Pierce: *Swerves to the right*
Wallace: *Rams Pierce's car*
Pierce: *Nearly goes off the road*
Wallace: *Turns left onto a two lane road*
Pierce: *Gets hit from the right as he turns left, and ends up on the wrong side of the road*
Wallace: *Getting away*
Pierce: *Turns onto the right side of the road, and is behind Wallace*
Wallace: *Grabs a pistol, and rolls down his window*
Pierce: *Goes to the right side of Wallace's car, and hits him*
Wallace: *Grabs a grenade, and throws it through the right window*

The grenade was too far away after Wallace threw it. It blew up less then half a mile away from them.

Pierce: Stop!!! Just give me those engine parts, and I'll leave Du alone!!!
Wallace: *Raises his gun, and points it at Pierce*
Pierce: Don't do it! It's not worth it!!!
Wallace: *Shoots Pierce*
Pierce: AAHHH!!! *Spins out of control, and goes over a car. The truck lands on it's roof*

The song fades away.

2 B Continued
 Wallace
Wallace
 Wallace's car
Wallace's car
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on oben, nach oben of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on oben, nach oben of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit Von signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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Welcome back, everypony. The last we saw our heroes, they were receiving recognition from the four princesses of Equestria. We then turned to deep within the Everfree Forest, where King Sombra lay dormant. Red Rose, who aided in the killing of King Cobra, brought the news to her fallen fiancee. Queen Chrysalis has allied with King Sombra, and we Mitmachen them making their way through the forest.

King Sombra: How many do Du have in your army, Chrysalis?

Queen Chrysalis: (cackling) Thousands, not including the ones currently hidden within Canterlot and the Chrystal Empire.

King Sombra: Excellent! How...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... Du was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your arsch soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : Du right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony, My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until Du all shared it's magic with me!
When I was young I was too busy to make any friends, some silliness did not seem worth the effort it expands,
but my little ponies. Du opened up my eyes,
and now the truth's crystal clear, as splendid as summer skies,
and it's such a wonderful surprise,
My Little Pony,
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
My Little Pony,
until Du all shared it's magic with me!
When danger...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen Von Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no Du don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are Du kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to Bewegen but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh Du from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are Du doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did Du do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: Du sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will Zeigen Du them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: Du see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do Du think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, Du there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a Berichten of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the Sekunde story of Aschenputtel II: Dreams Come True. I hope that Du will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny Tag in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, oder just relaxing their Tag away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other Mehr often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case Du are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a straße to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our Weiter target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are Du waiting for? Stab me if Du can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are Du doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, Du are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR Friends but i forgive Du now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed Du to do Du need any help dashy"
"ya can Du um(looks aroud) can Du clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back Du must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE Du SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are Du okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do Du have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do Du need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he sagte he was. Later, Score introduced her Friends to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, Schreiben another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made Von Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This Zeigen was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful Tag in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have Du done?
Pete: You're...
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