This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..
When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of Bones and flesh of past ponies. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several pony hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.
And if that weren't bad enough AppleBloom realized her hooves were chained against the wall.
APPLEBLOOM: Oh sweet Celestia.. Were the hell am I!?
PINKAMENA: *evilly* This is were I make my Cupcakes.
APPLEBLOOM: Du mean... No! I don't want to be a cupcake!
PINKAMENA: Relax... Du not going to be.. Du were always my favorite.. Your too good to be a cupcake.. Only reason I still chained Du up, is so Du don't run away, before I can make Du 'join me'.
APPLEBLOOM: Noo! I don't wanna! I'm not being a part of this!
PINKAMENA: Ya, Du say that 'now', but trust me, Du have it in ya. And I know JUST how to bring it out of Du *Brings in a dead body, and cut up particaler parts, while giving twisted jokes about it.. How ever, after an Stunde of this prograss, AppleBloom, must of Lost of her mind, as those jokes suddenly seemed funny, very very funny*.
APPLEBLOOM: I think I am starting to get it know. *becoming Mehr evil*.
PINKAMENA: Well than, only one Mehr step..
APPLEBLOOM: What?
PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* Du must watch Silence of the Lambs until Du can behave like Hanibal Lector.
APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.
*SEVERAL DAYS LATER*
Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn't move. She couldn't see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the pony from the bakery appeared in front of her.
SILVER SPOON: Whats going on!?
PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!
SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?
PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out, *about to stab the filly.
APPLEBLOOM: Mrs Pinkie! What are Du doing!?
Silver Spoon feels relief.
APPLEBLOOM: Du sagte I could have this one.
Silver Spoon's relief instantly vanishes.
PINKAMENA: Oh, of coarse, I must of forgot.. *Hands AppleBloom the knife*.
APPLEBOOM: Okay dokey here we go.. *points messer at Silver Spoon, menacingly* Hey Silver Spoon.. Guess who's gonna be a blank flank!
Silver Spoon panicked and tired as much as possible to break free but couldn't.
APPLEBLOOM: *running over* I've come to collect a head! Hawhawhaw! *but suddenly AppleBloom tripped, and accidentally pushed the release button on the ground*
Silver Spoon, didn't hesitate to run as fast as her little legs could take her.
PINKAMENA: Grab her!
She and AppleBloom chase her, but Silver Spoon soon escapes.
PINKAMENA: (Angrily) FUCK!
APPLEBLOOM: *ashamed* Sorry, Mrs Pinkie.
PINKAMENA: It's alright.. Du wouldn't be the only one to mess up some how.. Anyway.. Want to hang out oder something?
APPLEBLOOM: *happily* Sure!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..
When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of Bones and flesh of past ponies. Her eyes darted back and forth and then gazed up at the patchwork banner hanging from the rafters. Made from several pony hides, the words "Life is a party" were scrawled in red.
And if that weren't bad enough AppleBloom realized her hooves were chained against the wall.
APPLEBLOOM: Oh sweet Celestia.. Were the hell am I!?
PINKAMENA: *evilly* This is were I make my Cupcakes.
APPLEBLOOM: Du mean... No! I don't want to be a cupcake!
PINKAMENA: Relax... Du not going to be.. Du were always my favorite.. Your too good to be a cupcake.. Only reason I still chained Du up, is so Du don't run away, before I can make Du 'join me'.
APPLEBLOOM: Noo! I don't wanna! I'm not being a part of this!
PINKAMENA: Ya, Du say that 'now', but trust me, Du have it in ya. And I know JUST how to bring it out of Du *Brings in a dead body, and cut up particaler parts, while giving twisted jokes about it.. How ever, after an Stunde of this prograss, AppleBloom, must of Lost of her mind, as those jokes suddenly seemed funny, very very funny*.
APPLEBLOOM: I think I am starting to get it know. *becoming Mehr evil*.
PINKAMENA: Well than, only one Mehr step..
APPLEBLOOM: What?
PINKAMENA: *pulls over tv* Du must watch Silence of the Lambs until Du can behave like Hanibal Lector.
APPLEBLOOM: I'll do my best.
*SEVERAL DAYS LATER*
Silver Spoon suddenly woke up. She was on her back and couldn't move. She couldn't see. Where was she? Freaking out, she was just about to scream when the pony from the bakery appeared in front of her.
SILVER SPOON: Whats going on!?
PINKAMENA: Well, its just.. Your number came up.. And.. I gotta make cupcakes!
SILVER SPOON: What dose that mean!?
PINKAMENA: *picks up huge knife* Your about to find out, *about to stab the filly.
APPLEBLOOM: Mrs Pinkie! What are Du doing!?
Silver Spoon feels relief.
APPLEBLOOM: Du sagte I could have this one.
Silver Spoon's relief instantly vanishes.
PINKAMENA: Oh, of coarse, I must of forgot.. *Hands AppleBloom the knife*.
APPLEBOOM: Okay dokey here we go.. *points messer at Silver Spoon, menacingly* Hey Silver Spoon.. Guess who's gonna be a blank flank!
Silver Spoon panicked and tired as much as possible to break free but couldn't.
APPLEBLOOM: *running over* I've come to collect a head! Hawhawhaw! *but suddenly AppleBloom tripped, and accidentally pushed the release button on the ground*
Silver Spoon, didn't hesitate to run as fast as her little legs could take her.
PINKAMENA: Grab her!
She and AppleBloom chase her, but Silver Spoon soon escapes.
PINKAMENA: (Angrily) FUCK!
APPLEBLOOM: *ashamed* Sorry, Mrs Pinkie.
PINKAMENA: It's alright.. Du wouldn't be the only one to mess up some how.. Anyway.. Want to hang out oder something?
APPLEBLOOM: *happily* Sure!
TO BE CONTAINUED
Du know applejack and Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
regenbogen Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and apfel, apple Bloom
But do Du know the most famous pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will Du help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
regenbogen Dash Rarity Twilight Sparkle and apfel, apple Bloom
But do Du know the most famous pony of them all...
Scootaloo the winged crusader
Had little tiny wings
And all the other ponies
Used to laugh and tease all day
They wouldn't let Scootaloo play
In any of the pony games
Them one bright and sunny Ponyville day
Sweetie Belle came to say
Scootaloo with your wings so small will Du help us fill our flanks?
Now all the other ponies
Thank Scootaloo to become one
Of the cutie mark crusaders on this Ponyville day!
Twilight Sparkle and applejack sit together.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
applejack pushes it over to Twilight's schreibtisch without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any Mehr extra recess anymore because Du were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are Du crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In Musik the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
Twilight has her folder on Applejack's desk.
applejack pushes it over to Twilight's schreibtisch without saying anything.
Octavia Harmony is the teacher.
The class was too loud.
Octavia: I'm sorry class, but we can't have any Mehr extra recess anymore because Du were too loud.
Pinkie Pie starts crying.
Octavia: Pinkie, why are Du crying?
Pinkie: I wanted extra recess!
Octavia: Well, no more!
In Musik the ponies are practicing a song.
It's a sad song.
Pinkie does it too emotional.
She's practically looking like she's gonna cry.
