On The Block Episode 9 Part 5 - My Little pony - Freundschaft ist Magie - Fanpop

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The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Everypony was celebrating Weihnachten at Fort Courage.

Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do Du like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much Mehr gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will Du look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*

The bow squeezed the box, and gelee came out.

Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But Du destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, Du can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* Hey guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are Du alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the horn, signalhorn poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Du Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 74 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ryan went to Portland Oregon, the same place Jeff went to save Nicole. Ryan was driving only one engine, and he was not pulling any trains.

Ryan: This may look suspicious to those ponies on the Northern Pacific, so I'm gonna have to come up with something creative.
RP pony 63: Sir, an engine is coming towards us.
RP pony 39: *Lowers gate to stop Ryan*
Ryan: *Stops his train*
RP pony 63: *Walks to the side of Ryan's engine, and looks at him in the cab* Who are you, and what are Du doing here?
Ryan: I'm a pony that was sent here to pick up some freight cars from your railway. Do Du have any freight...

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Ice Cube's car

Previously, Con spotted Ice Cube, and Mary Sue driving away with Pinkie Pie. He has to stop them.

Con: *Gets in his car, and starts driving*
Ice Cube: *Turns left*
Con: *Sees Ice Cube, and starts following her*
Mary Sue: There's that spy again. He's driving a green Lambronyni.
Ice Cube: We'll lose him man. *Driving past cars*
Con: *Stops* Come on, get out of the way!
Ponies: *Moving their cars*
Con: *Drives forward*
Ice Cube: *Takes a right onto Columbus Avenue*
Con: *Follows Ice Cube*
Ice Cube: *Continues driving*
Mary Sue: *Looks back*
Con: *Getting closer*
Ice Cube: *Takes a left onto Union Street*...

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Saten Twist Adventures 8... Part 5

posted by Canada24

Twi: Saten Twist!? I thought I told Du stay with Discord.
Saten: I was afried you'd get lost.. Besides. Discord's fine.
Twi: Fine.. But try to behave yourself.
Saten: Can do.
Twi: ... How's Derpy Von the way.
Saten: Don't know.. Haven't seen her since the last time I was with Master Sword.

CUTAWAY, (my own verision of WORDS OF WIS-DUMB, hurt feelings.. There's part of two I felt would of liked even more, if it were this way):
Saten: *pulls over the bully to Derpy* Now., apologize.
Pony: Okay.. I'm sorry your she's an idiot.
Saten: Hey!.. I'm gonna ask nicely. That Du so my lovely cousin a little repect....

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Awesome pony pics

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Source: joyreactor

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 58 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

One of the new supply trucks for the Union Pacific

Pete was telling Mirage about his special job in his office.

Pete: We're suppose to get a new shipment of supply trucks. One of them just arrived, and I want Du to drive it around, and check it out. Make sure it works up to our standards.
Mirage: Yes sir.
Pete: *Gives Mirage the keys to the truck* And be careful. Du can drive the truck for as long as Du want, but just bring it back here with no damage.
Mirage: Yes sir.

Meanwhile in Ogden Utah, Anthony, and Roger were having hard times working on their railway. Even though they were getting extra help from Duke, there was still to much work....

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Awesome pony pics

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Source: Joyreactor, My Little Randomness

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Twilight's Student Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mazda Friscero

Jeff kept looking around Brooklyn, but then he found a yellow, and blue unicorn.

Jeff: Mazda Friscero at last.
Mazda: *Loads up sawed off shotguns* Don't worry. I'll make your death a quick one. *Shoots both shotguns at same time*
Jeff: *Creates shield to protect himself, and all the Nazis, Griffons, and Changelings*
Mazda: Du have very powerful magic. Du probably learned from Twilight, but that won't stop me from killing you!
Jeff: *About to shoot Mazda*
Mazda: *Shoots gun out of Jeff's hooves*
Jeff: No matter. I didn't need that anyway. We'll settle this stallion to stallion. *Uses magic to...

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Twilight's Student Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When Jeff got to Manehattan, a battle was going on right Von the Manehattan Bridge.

Griffon 24: Don't let the Alliance kreuz this bridge.
Changeling 77: Copy that.
Jeff: *Grabs MG42, and a Kar98* How long has this battle been going on?
Juno: Seems like it's been going on for a while. Our army is preventing the pony Alliance from crossing the Manehattan Bridge from Brooklyn.
Jeff: I'm going in. *Runs toward bridge*
PA pony 75: There's too many of them!
PA pony 35: Keep shooting. We'll get a tank over eventually.
Jeff: How many are out there?
Nazi 35: About twenty. They plan on getting a tank over...