The Story of Corporal Agarn
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Everypony was celebrating Weihnachten at Fort Courage.
Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do Du like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much Mehr gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will Du look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*
The bow squeezed the box, and gelee came out.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But Du destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, Du can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* Hey guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are Du alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the horn, signalhorn poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Du Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Theme song
Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn
Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenbogen as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Everypony was celebrating Weihnachten at Fort Courage.
Corporal Duffy: *Opens present* A hundred bucks?
Sargent O' Rourke: Do Du like it?
Corporal Duffy: No!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Duffy: Back at the Alamo, I got much Mehr gifts then these lousy one hundred dollars!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks away*
Corporal Agarn: *Opens present. It's a book, but he doesn't know what it is* Will Du look at that?
Sargent O' Rourke: *Looks at Agarn's present* What is it?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: That's a book Agarn. Let's see what kind of present I got. *Grabs present, and looks at it* Uh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Something wrong Captain?
Captain Parmenter: I don't know how to open this.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: *Pulls on bow*
The bow squeezed the box, and gelee came out.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Well, at least we know what's in my present.
Corporal Agarn: But Du destroyed it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: True. Oh well, Du can't win them all. *Throws box towards door*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Opens door, and walks in* Hey guys- *Slips on box, and lands on ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Are Du alright Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Never better Parmenter.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: I'm O' Rourke. To the right is your Captain.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Turns right, but doesn't stop until he faces the door he walked through* Hi Captain!
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: Where did things go wrong with that young stallion?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the horn, signalhorn poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning Du Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B continued
Blazin' is happy with his day, until he notices that a drawing of a pony he mysteriously finds on the ground doesn't go into making an actual character.
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, Du could Löschen the episode from the insgesamt canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing Mehr than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, Du could Löschen the episode from the insgesamt canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing Mehr than a waste of time and space.
THE Weiter DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so Du can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse Du can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and Du two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so Du can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse Du can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and Du two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
