This isn't pony related, but I think I should tell Du people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, Mehr commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and other heretics. Vlad III would have a pretty big grudge against these types of people when he would come into rule.

When Vlad did come into rule, he was at war against the Ottoman Empire, and he would do some pretty nasty things to his Turkish enemies, as well as innocent people, be they Turkish oder not, and it would all be very bloody, such as nailing heads, severe hacking and disembowlment. However, his Favorit method of torture and murder was impalement, whereas a long and sharp wooden pole is shoved up a person's rectum, sometimes through the stomach oder abdomen. The victim would slowly slide down the pole, having whatever insides destroyed. Pretty evil way to murder, because the death is slow and extremely painful. He would even eat while watching people die from impalement.

His bloodlust didn't stop there. He would destroy villages, burn children and have their parents eat them, and kill sick and poor people just because he hated the weaklings. He even murdered his own wife! His Favorit drink? Blood. He deserved to die in 1476/7. He must have believed that Satan would not grant him access to Hell upon death, but that can't be true because of his great and violent sins. He's probably getting hacked Von sword-wielding demons, which would probably be appropriate because of his bloodlust and what he did in his mortal life.

For information, I used Wikipedia and other sources from Google. If there's anything I need to add oder remove, oder if there's a need for revision, do tell me. Thanks for reading.