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posted by mariofan14
This isn't pony related, but I think I should tell Du people about this sadistic fuck: a monster of a man named Vlad III, Mehr commonly known as Vlad the Impaler. I'm doing this for no particular reason, really.

It's really all quite bizarre, all that he went through and all that he did. Born in Transylvania in 1431, he would become a prince of Wallachia. His father, Vlad II Dracul, along with his family, including the soon-to-be maniac, moved to Nuremburg as soon as the baby was born. Vlad II then joined the Order of the Dragon, who were knights to protect Christendom from the Ottomans and other heretics. Vlad III would have a pretty big grudge against these types of people when he would come into rule.

When Vlad did come into rule, he was at war against the Ottoman Empire, and he would do some pretty nasty things to his Turkish enemies, as well as innocent people, be they Turkish oder not, and it would all be very bloody, such as nailing heads, severe hacking and disembowlment. However, his Favorit method of torture and murder was impalement, whereas a long and sharp wooden pole is shoved up a person's rectum, sometimes through the stomach oder abdomen. The victim would slowly slide down the pole, having whatever insides destroyed. Pretty evil way to murder, because the death is slow and extremely painful. He would even eat while watching people die from impalement.

His bloodlust didn't stop there. He would destroy villages, burn children and have their parents eat them, and kill sick and poor people just because he hated the weaklings. He even murdered his own wife! His Favorit drink? Blood. He deserved to die in 1476/7. He must have believed that Satan would not grant him access to Hell upon death, but that can't be true because of his great and violent sins. He's probably getting hacked Von sword-wielding demons, which would probably be appropriate because of his bloodlust and what he did in his mortal life.

For information, I used Wikipedia and other sources from Google. If there's anything I need to add oder remove, oder if there's a need for revision, do tell me. Thanks for reading.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Martha
Martha
When James returned to his home, his family was waiting for him at the abendessen table

Martha: James. How was your day?
James: About average. Nothing bad happened.
Martha: That's good. How are Larry, and Jack?
James: They're ok, but I'm a little worried.
Martha: Why? What's happening?
James: They're saying our boss isn't doing so good with getting the Union to leave us alone.
Martha: Which union is it?
James: It's the Amalgamated Association of Iron and Steel Workers. We just call them the AA.
Martha: Ok. abendessen is almost ready.
James: Alright, I'm starving. Kids, come downstairs.
Toby: *Comes downstairs*...
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posted by JimmytheDragon
“…Trixie?!” Stylo choked. She brushed her mane out of eyes and grinned devilishly back at him.
“But… Du could… Du could hardly clear the clouds away…”

Trixie leaned forward, filling his field of vision. “Hah! I was faking, Du fool! Walk-on-clouds spells are for AMATEURS! I simply put on a helpless act so nobody would suspect me of foul play!”

Stylo closed his eyes. Was this really happening?

“Well… I can’t say I’m not impressed, Stylo. Du caught me in the act! But now Du know too much about our plan.”

Stylo cracked his eyes open. “…Our… plan?”

Trixie’s...
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-We got to stop Trixie,-said Twilight.
-But,how,-asked Rarity.
-I don't know,but we got to find something,-said Twilight.
-I know this is dangerous,but I am in,-said regenbogen Dash,-I will always will be loyal to my friends,my family,and of course,my rulers.
-So am I,-said apfel, apple Jack,-I can't leave my Friends alone out there alone without me.
-Me too,-said Pinkie Pie.
-Can I leave Du alone?Of course I am coming,-said Rarity.
-Ok,me too,-said Flutter Shy.
-I think,I am going to clean your room,in Canterlot,
in the castle,where I am safe.See you!Run for my life,-said Spike.
-Oh,Spike,-said all the mane...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jordan
Jordan
The Weiter day, the film crew arrived to make the safety video.

Pete: Hello. What's your name?
Director: It's Jordan, now we gotta shoot a movie here, so let's get to work.
Pete: Right away Jordan.
Film Crew: *Setting up cameras*
Jordan: OK. I want a passenger train to stop at this station.
Pete: Well you're in luck. A passenger train will be stopping here in three minutes, and it's filled with passengers.
Jordan: Excellent. Please stand Von the tracks, and tell us when it's coming.
Pete: Du got it, but may I ask Du a question.
Jordan: Shoot.
Pete: Wouldn't Du be able to hear the train come...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

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Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 19

Safety Film's First, Actual Safety Second

January 2, 1953

Pete was playing poker with a few other ponies. He had fifteen dollars, while Hawkeye had ten dollars. Coffee Creme had six dollars. Percy, and Jeff each had five dollars. Gordon had twenty...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme got to their train, while Gordon was planning to sneak in.

Coffee Creme: *Shoveling coal*
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Gordon: *Climbs into cab*
Coffee Creme: What are Du doing?
Gordon: Taking over.
Hawkeye: You're supposed to work in the yards.
Gordon: Not anymore *Pushes Hawkeye out of engine* Weihnachten is my Favorit time of day, but I never get anything special. That will all change. *Drives engine*
Coffee Creme: Hawkeye, run!
Hawkeye: *Runs towards engine* I don't think I'll make it!
Coffee Creme: Du gotta make it!
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. I will *gets on ladder to freight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss from DragonAura15

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 18

Sending A Letter, again

January 1, 1953

At Hawkeye's house near the Cheyenne Union Station

Hawkeye: *Writing* Dear Father, I know it's been nearly two weeks since I sent Du my last letter, but I want to wish Du a happy new year. Did Du enjoy christmas?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.

Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Everypony down in Ponyville liked Weihnachten a lot
But Gilda who lived just north of Ponyville did not
Gilda hated Weihnachten the whole Weihnachten season
Now please don't ask why no one quite knows the reason

It could be that her shoes were on too tight
It could be that her head wasn't screwed on just right
But I think that the most likely reason of them all
Was that her herz was two sizes too small

But whatever the reason her herz oder her shoes
She just stared at Ponyville hating the ponies
Staring down from her cave with her claws nervously tapping
For tomorrow she knew that all the ponies were preparing...
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I walked to Ponyville, the mane 5 behind me and Twilight beside me. Pinkie Pie jumped and said, "Oooh! Schokolade rain!!!" She stuck out her tongue to taste it. regenbogen Dash rolled her eyes. "So, how are we going to stop him?" Asked regenbogen Dash. Twilight stopped. "Yes, we don't have the elements of harmony, they are with Sombra now. Perhaps we can think of something in the library." She said. We dodged the Schokolade rain that would hit us. We entered the bibliothek to think. "OK, Coffee Creme, do Du have any ideas?" applejack asked me. I nodded and said, "Yes, I have a few. One of them is.....Pinkie...
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posted by thetankmoment
 Cadence disapproved
Cadence disapproved
pony SHIPPINGS.
They often come from fandom. Sometimes, they are canon shippings. Fandom shippings can get out of hand. For example, in a club, I saw a Fluttermac parring, where Fluttershy was EXPECTING A FOAL. NO. Fluttershy works with animals, not kids. I have also noticed some of Du not liking the Flashlight shipping, and putting members of the mane six with your OCs. Shipping 2 OCs is FINE, though. I don't approve of the fandom GOING THERE. Some of Du have been pairing two of the mane six together, which is fine. I saw someone ship CELESTIA AND APPLEBLOOM. Thank CELESTIA AND LUNA that won't happen in the series.
 Fluttershy is confused
Fluttershy is confused
posted by karinabrony
I stood there, the beaming light forming around me. It was one inch away from my body, then, it was tied up around me, and I went into a vivid and bright mess of colors. I gasped at what was happening. I struggled to get hold of something but there wasn't anything to hold. I just floated there. Then, with a loud thud, I landed on the ground hard. "Well, that felt nice." I said. I got up to rub my eyes. As I opened them, the Mane 6, Princess Celestia and Cadence were all standing around me. "Welcome, to Equestria." Twilight said.

I looked at myself. I gasped at what I saw. I was a pony! I had...
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I was sitting in my bed, staring into space. I was waiting until 8:15. It was barely 8:00. I turned around to look at the three stones. I got off my bett and started to get ready. Von the time I put on my coat, it was 8:10. I ran to the door and closed it.

As I walked outside, I heard strange noises. I ignored them as I passed Von bushes. As I walked a bit faster, I tripped over a baum stump. Right there Von it was a very beautiful red and radiant diamond. I tilted my head. I put my hand to it and at that moment, a grey snake with red shading at the oben, nach oben of its head grabbed it. I stood there, wondering...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hawkeye, and Percy got to the yard, and Hawkeye started doing the work Orion was too careless to do.

Percy: Hey, at least Jeff isn't here to make things exactly the way he likes them.
Hawkeye: Yeah, that's true. *Pushing freight cars* Now why would Orion not want to do this? I mean, there's a heater in this engine.
Percy: It only works when Du go under five miles an hour.
Hawkeye: Oh. They need to fix that.
Pete: *Arrives* What's this? I thought Orion was doing this!
Hawkeye: He left just to stay warm, and Percy wanted me to do his work.
Pete: Well, where the fuck is Orion?

Inside the station...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
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Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 16

On A Cold Night

December 1, 1952

It was 6:00 PM. The ponies would be heading Home in an Stunde after a long Tag of work.

Hawkeye: Ugh. It's freezing.
Coffee Creme: How can anypony stand to be out here?
Hawkeye: I've got no idea. We better wait in the station.
Coffee Creme: oder at least...
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