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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 45
The Trouble With Gordon
July 23, 1955
Gordon was using a telephone booth on the station.
Gordon: Is that Du Coffee Crème?... Oh good, I'm so glad I can talk to Du again.
Coffee Crème: *At a hotel in London* Merci. This meeting for female railroad employees could have been anywhere else, and it was chosen to be in the worst spot ever.
Gordon: London. Their freight cars are so small that they could collapse if Du put a normal load in it.
Coffee Crème: And the couplings are so out of date.
Gordon: And dangerous.
Coffee Crème: Oui. Now if we were in my Home country, France, that would be a different story.
Gordon: But the trains in France are exactly the same as the ones in England.
Coffee Crème; Are they?
Gordon: Yes.
Coffee Crème: Well then, France needs the exact same railway equipment that we have in Equestria.
British Pony: Miss Crème? The meeting will start soon.
Coffee Crème: I have to go. *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Puts phone away* Oh well.
Today, Gordon had to work in the trainyard. He was working with Wilson, and NocturnalMirage on pushing freight cars down the hump. Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete came to see him.
Pete: Gordon will be happy to see this letter that Coffee Crème wrote to him.
Hawkeye: I'll bet.
Gordon: *In the same engine with Nocturnal Mirage*
Mirage: So, how is everything between you, and frenchy?
Gordon: Who's that?
Mirage: Your special somepony.
Gordon: Du mean Coffee Crème?
Mirage: Yes.
Gordon: Okay, I suppose.
Pete: Gordon, Du have a letter.
Gordon: Stop the train, I'll be back. *Walks out of cab* What is it sir? *Sees Hawkeye, and Stylo* Why are these two bastards here?!
Hawkeye: Better to be a bastard, then a bitch.
Gordon: Du be quiet!
Stylo: What's the matter? Afraid of an insult that's better then yours?
Gordon: I sagte be quiet!!
Pete: Just read this. *Gives letter to Gordon*
Gordon: *sees letter* It's from Coffee Crème!! Yay!!!
Pete: Now listen Du two, Gordon is getting too hostile without his special somepony. Lighten up on him, be his friend.
Hawkeye: I wouldn't do that for a million bucks.
Stylo: I wouldn't do it for two million.
Pete: What about your job? Surely that's important.
Hawkeye: It is.
Stylo: We'll do it.
Pete: That's Mehr like it.
2 B continued
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 45
The Trouble With Gordon
July 23, 1955
Gordon was using a telephone booth on the station.
Gordon: Is that Du Coffee Crème?... Oh good, I'm so glad I can talk to Du again.
Coffee Crème: *At a hotel in London* Merci. This meeting for female railroad employees could have been anywhere else, and it was chosen to be in the worst spot ever.
Gordon: London. Their freight cars are so small that they could collapse if Du put a normal load in it.
Coffee Crème: And the couplings are so out of date.
Gordon: And dangerous.
Coffee Crème: Oui. Now if we were in my Home country, France, that would be a different story.
Gordon: But the trains in France are exactly the same as the ones in England.
Coffee Crème; Are they?
Gordon: Yes.
Coffee Crème: Well then, France needs the exact same railway equipment that we have in Equestria.
British Pony: Miss Crème? The meeting will start soon.
Coffee Crème: I have to go. *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Puts phone away* Oh well.
Today, Gordon had to work in the trainyard. He was working with Wilson, and NocturnalMirage on pushing freight cars down the hump. Hawkeye, Stylo, and Pete came to see him.
Pete: Gordon will be happy to see this letter that Coffee Crème wrote to him.
Hawkeye: I'll bet.
Gordon: *In the same engine with Nocturnal Mirage*
Mirage: So, how is everything between you, and frenchy?
Gordon: Who's that?
Mirage: Your special somepony.
Gordon: Du mean Coffee Crème?
Mirage: Yes.
Gordon: Okay, I suppose.
Pete: Gordon, Du have a letter.
Gordon: Stop the train, I'll be back. *Walks out of cab* What is it sir? *Sees Hawkeye, and Stylo* Why are these two bastards here?!
Hawkeye: Better to be a bastard, then a bitch.
Gordon: Du be quiet!
Stylo: What's the matter? Afraid of an insult that's better then yours?
Gordon: I sagte be quiet!!
Pete: Just read this. *Gives letter to Gordon*
Gordon: *sees letter* It's from Coffee Crème!! Yay!!!
Pete: Now listen Du two, Gordon is getting too hostile without his special somepony. Lighten up on him, be his friend.
Hawkeye: I wouldn't do that for a million bucks.
Stylo: I wouldn't do it for two million.
Pete: What about your job? Surely that's important.
Hawkeye: It is.
Stylo: We'll do it.
Pete: That's Mehr like it.
2 B continued
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who Du calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot Von a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who Du calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot Von a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a wolke of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a wolke of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real Friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
"P Please let me go" Scootaloo bagged.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger sagte evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded Von biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered Von this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather oder not she REALLY thought it was funny, oder was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.
"Not likely. for unless we were told wrong. Your our key to Ditto" Ganger sagte evilly.
"No! Please don't hurt Ditto" Scootaloo cried, bagging again.
Ganger just laughed.
"You won't get away with this!" Scootaloo cried, even getting angry.
"Quite!" Ganger ordered, covering his hoof over her mouth.
But Scootaloo responded Von biting his hoof.
Ganger got angered Von this, but managed to control himself, he just picked her back up, before she could run off from him having dropped her in pain.
"Enough horsing around" Ganger growled.
Scootaloo just chuckled, "Horsing around". Though rather oder not she REALLY thought it was funny, oder was just trolling them like Sweetie Belle to Rover, is anyone's guess.