Matthew Laborteaux

Caretaker:Look in your toilet, I left Du a surprise.
Paul Crewe:You took a shit in my toilet?
Caretaker:No, that's what I left in Brucey's toilet.
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Paul Crewe:[after being pulled over Von cops]:Here, Du can finish this bier for me... I've got five more!
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Cheeseburger Eddy:Gimme that chesseburger. Du Schauspielen like a real McAsshole.
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Big Tony:[reading sign] Foot... ball... tree... outs. What the hell's a tree-out?
Brucie: It's try-out, Du half a meatball....

The pandemic has taken its toll on everyone. But, imagine being stuck in isolation with your abusive husband. Would it drive Du to the edge of no return?

This the basic premise of actor-turned-filmmaker D. Elliot Woods’ new short film “Life and Lemons.” The film took shape during the Hollywood shutdown, being conceived and safely shot with a limited cast, including Sandra Thigpen Ferrari and Keith Burke.

Previously, Woods has portrayed both humans and aliens in several “Star Trek” projects. He has also appeared on many TV shows, like “NCIS: LA,” “Ballers,” “Marvel's Agents...