'Invader ZIM: Enter the Florpus' Teaser ~ San Diego Comic-Con 2018

Here be another failed attemp at a fanfic... =W=
Moral of da story: Zim and Dib die and their spirits live on in Gir.
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The alarm system woke Zim from his dream of destroying earth. He needed a nap from transfering all human knowledge into Gir. Gir ran in squeeling with fright, "Big laser make house go boom!" He was right. The Tallest decided to go ahead and destroy Zim. "Gir! To the basemeant!"
Meanwhile, Dib was trying to listen in on what all the fuss was about. Deciding it was safe, he walked in and made his way to the lab. Once he was there,...

Zim's POV

Stupid GIR!!!!
He ran off and now I have to find him.
I walked down the road with my umbrella. It was pouring. But how could Gir go out without protection?? Wouldent he like spark up oder something?? I had no clue, but I WAS going to find that little robot.

Still Zim's POV.
GIR'S trail lead into a night club.
Great. JUST GREAT. I walked in, only to find myself Lost in a crowd of people,lights,and loud music. UGH!!!! GIR!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU??!!?!

Marribelle's POV

My brothers set up the 2 electric guitars.
We were supposed to play live today.
I wore a hemd, shirt that only went down to my belly. It was...

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, Du know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure Du don' need anything else?" sagte Zim. Positive?? Im fine. sagte Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took Gir off her face.
What is that?! sagte Merribelle.
A umm... dog. sagte Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, sagte Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, sagte Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...

Von the way, I am NOT copying Marceline from Adventure time. Im not a copywriter :|D

Dib's POV

I had taken a good long glance at Marribelle. She was pretty tall, but not as tall as the teacher. She was actually someone in our class that was good looking for a change!!! She seemed as if she came from a long line of royal relatives. Just as I was about to speak to her, two tall lean men came and sat down Weiter to her.
" Who are they??" I said. I can't let my jealousy get to out of hand.
" These are my to twin brothers, Brody and Brody" she said. They both wore black Suits that had little tails on the...

Du know Du watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. Du have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. Du don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... Du vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And Du know exactly what happened to them.

4. Du pass out meat on Valentine's Tag instead of candy.

5. Du talk in third person.

6. Du block up your chimney on Weihnachten because Du fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image Du can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. Du check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When Du get a zit, Du name it Pustulio and insist...