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posted by Irkans
That’s cool, are Du going?”
“Of course, my fathers are The Weiter Tag the Tallest invited me to come over and hang out with Blink. When I knocked on the door Blink answered it and welcomed me in. We talked and got to know Mehr about each other. Their cane a point when we didn’t know what to talk about.
Blink asked, “Now what should we do?”
“We can listen to some music, dance around in an unnatural manner, and maybe jump on my bed.”(That’s what I always did when I was bored-sing and jump on my bed).
“You have Musik and didn’t tell me?”
“Yah, I’m sorry I guess.”
“You should be, why didn’t Du tell me?”
“Well they don’t have Musik on Irk so it never occurred to me, besides how do Du know about music?”
“When I was on Earth I was taking a walk and passed Von a Musik store. The sound amazed me so I walked in and discovered the most fascinating music. I just fell in Liebe with it, but when I came to Irk there was no Musik here.” After
her horrible story I realized how dead I’d be without music, it’s just wrong.
“That’s one of the most tragic things I’ve ever heard, I would die without music, but Du survived, you’re a strong one.”
“I know I could’ve died, but I lived.”
“You don’t have to worry anymore, because I have dozens of cd’s just dying to be played.”
Blink and I were listening to Musik in my room and jumping on my bed. We were listening to a song and sang along to the lyrics …

A world that sends Du reeling
From decimated dreams
Your misery and hate will kill us all
So paint it black
And take it back
Let’s shout it loud and clear
Defiant to the end
We hear the call …

The song ended a couple Minuten later and Blink asked me, “What’s the name of that song?”
“It’s called Welcome to the Black Parade.”
“It’s such an interesting song. “Thank Du Raven for making me happy again and seeing that all humans aren’t bad, but above all of that,for being my friend.”
“You’re welcome and you’re a really cool person to Blink.”
She smiled and gave me hug, I wasn’t use to hugs so it felt good and I hugged her back. Then I smiled at her and socked her in the arm which made her fall off my bed.
“What was that for?”
“That’s how I Zeigen affection.”
“But it’s so painful.”
“That’s the point.”
She glared at me for a while and said, “Anyway, before I was rudely hit on my arm, I was going to tell Du about the parade we’re having.
“What for?”
“In celebration of defeating the Meekrobs:D
"My father's are gonna have me Von their sides waving to all the Irkans.”
“Wow you’re so lucky.”
“Oh and we always have a guest of honor at each parade, but this time it has to be someone really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really important.”
I couldn't help,but say,“That’s a lot of reallys."
posted by Invader-Tak
Inside was a classroom.
An old scary lady who I suspect is the teacher started glaring at me and said:
'Welcome Jade. Class this is our new student, Jade.' I didn't know what was happening but I decided to go with it.
I walked in.
'Hi.' I whisper while waving my hand.
'I'm Ms Bitters.' the teacher scowled. 'Now go sit in a spare spot. How 'bout Weiter to Zim.' and she pointed to a familiar and strange green kid.
I did as I was told.
'Now class, today we will be talking about the end. Your doom, doom, doom..' continued Ms bitter, magenbitter and soon she drifted off.
There was something very strange about this green...
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posted by Solo28
It was a normal day, for Zim and Gir, anyway. Gir was playing with piggy. Zim was in the lab working on a way to destroy the humans. All was as it should. Until...
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” Gir ran screaming to Zim. He didn't stop screaming ether.

“Gir! Stop screaming!” Zim shouted over Gir's shrill, loud screams. Gir stopped and just whimpered with a sad look glued to his face. “What do Du want?”

“We're all out of ofen Bake Taquitos! They all gone!” Gir sobbed.

Zim sighed. “And I'm assuming Krazy taco is closed?”

Gir nodded.

“Alright.” Zim replied. “We can go to the 'grocery...
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posted by zagrfreak94
"This is stupid" Gaz sagte while she poured milch onto her cereal.

Dib had been trying to convince his sister the whole morning to take some spy cameras and put each one in a different room inside Zim's base. As he predicted Gaz had refused to do it, she told him that Zim would right away discover that she is helping him and might not allow her to go to his house again. Which is something Gaz didn't want, she doesn't want to work on the project Von herself.
"Come on Gaz, all Du have to do is put these spy cameras somewhere Zim might not see it. Gir did it last time for me, if that stupid robot...
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posted by RealCosmic
Perhaps the single most guarded secret of the Irken Empire was the fact that Irkens could still reproduce naturally. As far as any other society was concerned, there was no Irken left that could conceive a smeet and bring it to term without artificial means. However, that wasn't entirely true. For the most part, it was. To further the species and erase any birth defects, Irken scientists had perfected a method of removing the genitalia of the species. Without the ability to reproduce, the birthing facility was left to produce the offspring of the society. As such, any gene pool issues were...
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posted by zagrfreak94
*meanwhile *

"I have convinced my sister to keep a close eye on Zim, that way she can tell me if Zim is planning anything new. If she tells me anything interesting I'll let Du know." Dib explained to Agent dark booty.

"Very clever Agent Moffman, We will wait for your information. I'm very pleased to see Du back in the swollen eyeball network, I was beginning to think that Zim might have destroyed Du oder something."Agent dark Booty said.
Dib couldn't help but laugh at last thing Agent dark booty had said, So many times Zim had tried to kill him but always end up failing in the end. 'Zim destroy...
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posted by zagrfreak94
"Let's see...where's class 306" Zim sagte as he kept looking for his Health class. He began to walk faster as he began to pass classes 301, 302, 303, 304, 305 and finally stopped. "finally, 306" zim sagte as he entered his class. The School glocke hasn't ringed yet so all the tennage humans were fooling around in class, drowing paper balls, laughing, running, making out, etc. But one student just remained in her sitz and she was playing a device that humans called a game Slave. That 'she' was none other but Dib's scary sister Gaz Membrane. Zim smirked at this and began to approach her.

"Hello Dib-sister"...
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posted by SweetSponge
They always ask me Sasha Green what is your race?
I only tell 'em I'm from a faraway place.
I do have a really annoying little sis,
But when she's driving her new Bentley
I'll be flying my spaceship
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
No dial tone use my fingers to phone Home
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
My finger's good for phonin'
'Cause I don't get charged for roamin'
(Chorus)
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer Weltraum
Can't deny
Can't deny
That I am really from outer Weltraum
Ou ou ou outer Weltraum
ou ou outerspace
Ou ou ou outer Weltraum
ou ou outerspace

I pimp my flying saucer out with...
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Kat could feel herself being dragged somewhere, but she was so dizzy she couldn't get up, let alone do anything. Then she fell on the ground still.
>'Grr... Do Du have anything to do with this?!' shouted a voice.
>'NO!' yelled another voice, 'And why do Du always blame me? Hey what IS that?'
>Kat's eyes started to open, but not Von themselves. Someone was opening them.
>'Hello? Are Du OK?'
>
>Kat could make out a faint shape. 'Uhhh...' she groaned then closed her eyes.
>'Taco...' giggled a voice.
>Finally Kat got the strength she needed to open her eyes. She saw two...
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posted by woowie
I was asked to spread the word Von a certain someone that Zim will be returning for a month! He will only air in March.

[Note from woowie]
People with Verizon Fios TV, don't go searching. I have Fios, and I searched. They have NOT sagte anything about Zim's return yet. Keep your eyes peeled, though. They may say something soon! I'm sorry people with Comcast, oder anything else, but I'm not sure.

Enjoy this little thing I put together for Du guys for now!

Kat: Zim, I wanna cookie!

Zim: Ask nicely.

Kat: Fine! Zim, can I please have a cookie?

Zim: No.

Kat: But why?

Zim: Kat, aren't Du allergic to
chocolate?...
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posted by InvaderCynder
"zim! watch out!" i yelled. but it was too late. dib had grabbed him and chained his neck tight.i screamed as he fell to the ground, his eyes cloudy and pale. "now, for you!" Dib exclaimed. "what is this about, Dib?" i demanded, taking a step back. he raised a messer in the air."You embarrassed me.now that zim's not here to protect you, i can get back for it."he explained coldly. before i could process it all, he had stabbed me in the beater (heart).

"HEEEEEEEEEELP!" i screamed, sitting at a right angle in my bed.'it was all just a dream!' i thought. "master. what's wrong?" cupcake asked. she...
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The sad thing is, Nick was not always this, well, stupid. Once upon a time, our generation watched shows that actually made us laugh, not like this dirt Nick is shoving through our throats now that need an "applause" button. The end of Nick Magazine was just one of the things that showed us Nick is falling.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will Zeigen the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, oder why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks sagte it was stupid.
posted by FanBot
the planet ituldyoosue was a scary jail planet that was shrouded in black clouds and had hot, red stone for crust. Zim gave a small gulp and he looked around, being marched to his punishment. he was strapped to a mid evil looking clamp, and the metal sheet below him opened up, and he was dangling Von the pole that was holding a pulley that measure how high oder low he went. the cell was deep, and it looked like it would hurt really bad if the guards hands slipped.

the rope slowly had him go down, and soon they were out of rope. /i still have almost 20 earth meters to go! Zim thought. suddenly...
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posted by Invader_K
Zim was walking Home from Skool. "That Dib STINK! UGH! arghh! he has his stupid HEAD! STUPID! and ARGH!" he shouted to no one. It had been three years. Three years since he arrived at earth. This was his last Jahr of Elementry skool. Blink was his only friend. she arrived two years earlier than him. she has Mehr knowledge of humans and human things like books, tv, songs, movies, ect. He sighed. He couldnt stop thinking about blink. She was tough, ideal, pretty and his best friend. No! He couldn't think that.
After all, he didn't need anyone. oder so he thought. Blink was in her lab working on...
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lin and ida were always happy together when they were little they laughed and played and had fun together. 9 years pasted and lin and ida got there first units. '' wow! look at this one! shes really pretty!'' gasped lin she named her unit veer. but ida didnt want just one unit so she stahl, stola one and named them fifi and shelly. lin was having fun with her little unit. but ida was growing jealous of there friendship. so the years passed while lins herz was growing pure and happy, idas herz was rotting and full of hate. then time came for them to part '' oh ida i wish i never want to leave you...
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posted by invadersaphhire
ooookkkkkaaayyy...this is all at Zim's base,k?

Xena:*shes sittin on the couch,watchin tv*hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!tht guy got beat up Von a TODDLER!!!

Zim:XENA!!I TOLD U NOT TO GET ON THE couch ANYMORE!!not after last time!!!

Xena:Is it a rule tht I'm not allowed on the couch?

Zim:*irritated twich*yes.

Xena:Unless Du MADE the rules,IGNORE THEM!!

Zim:GET OFF THE COUCH!

Xena:thnx 4 the friendly suggestion,but i LIKE the couch!

Zim:GET OFF!!*tries to shove her off the couch*

Xena:FINE!!!*jumps on his head*but...
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posted by SweetSponge
*a black cat with white paws, a white tipped tail, and two white stripes on her back burst into the room and mews some sort of chant*

Kad: aw, a kitty!

Cat: stay back, Twoleg!

Kil: it can talk!

Cat: my name is StarLight. i only need the Irkens. *flicks tail* come on.

Zim:*whispers to Sasha* i don't think i trust this cat.

Sasha: Zimmy, don't be silly! of course we can trust a cat! she looks no Mehr than 11 months old!*turns to Starlight* ok, we're coming.

Starlight: thank you. *dips head respectfully and leads them into the woods until they stumble upon a broken Sir Unit* Cynders last request...
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(as we all know i John landed on earth and came to take over the world i can take over bodies and walk though walls and go in to the realm of shadows this is going to be fun log out)[b] As i walk to school i noticed some irkens walking to my teeth extend and bout to attack then i see some things looking at me don't know what they are but look tasty looking at how health they are. Then i look back to the irkens then i ask,"what's is Du name ," i asked them both.???1 said,"invader Zim and Du better learn it ok," "and yours my dale," "ahh my name is invader Cynder," "thank Du for your time" Then as soon as i walk a way a Lightopian rubs angst me, "whats your name," it said,"kat""and Du are dead," "that's right prince John of the Vampire i think i know you."



To be continued.... and Du got to lessen to this link really.
posted by Diblover111
    MiMi sighed. Ugh, the dilemma. Stuck on Earth, ship destroyed, and she really didn’t think Tak was coming back anytime soon. OK, options. One; go to Zim. NO! Tak would destroy her, and besides, he would only make things worse. Two; stay and do nothing. No, that would get her nowhere and would endanger the mission. Three-.
    MiMi’s thoughts were interrupted when a bright light suddenly came on. She looked up and saw it was coming from the window of the kid with the abnormally large head. Dib was his name, yes.
    MiMi jumped...
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