To be sung to the tune of "Grandma Got Run Over Von a Reindeer"
Greg House got run over Von a reindeer
limpin' Home from Cuddy's house Weihnachten eve. Wink Wink
You can say there's no such thing as Santa.
But as for me and Wilson, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much vodka.
And Cuddy begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his Vicodin,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found him Weihnachten mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his back.
Greg House got run over Von a reindeer,
limpin' Home from Cuddy's house Christmas...
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