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so, guys... While I'm weeping here, tear stained from the STUPID spoilers (and I'm NOT watching the season premiere!!!!)
I decided to post this Artikel on here, cause I had it in my schreibtisch for a while XDDDDD
so, hope Du enjoy it XD



Why did the chicken kreuz the road?

House: The chicken crossed the road because it had some weird illness it got while being shipped from Bahamas to US and it messed up it's brain.
Of course, maybe the chicken didn't kreuz the road, maybe I just hallucinated that.


Cuddy: The chicken crossed the road because House didn't want to do his clinic duty and it had to take care of the little baby chicken at home, and it couldn't stop him from doing so oder terrorize him cause the chicken had hots for House...
And the chicken is
SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!!


Chase: The chicken crossed the road cause they were giving free Pantene samples on the other side of the road.

Foreman: Ok, the chicken crossed the road. I get it. Can we get back to the patient?

13: The chicken didn't kreuz the road. It stayed in between cause it couldn't decide which side it preferred

Taub: Because it saw its Liebe mate on the other side. The Liebe like that should fly free

Wilson: I don't know why chicken crossed the road. I can't be a psychiatrist for everyone!!!
Why does everyone wants an answer from me???


Cameron: The chicken crossed the road cause it was a nice thing to do

Rachel: Gugugaga (cause it's yellow)

Lord Duckington the 8. : *_* (God damn, that chicken is hot!)

Vogler: Was the chicken having sex with Dr. House? But it did, once, right?

Tritter: The chicken crossed the road? I need to arrest it!!!

Hector: Woof (The chicken? Where? Where? Lemme have it!! Lemme at it!!)

Houseaholic: The chicken crossed the road cause it wanted to kill himself because it couldn't stand the damn spoilers anymore!!!

A Huddy: The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to protest against ufer *brings the saw*

A Hameron shipper: Because Cameron got married *cries

Ausiello: Spoiler alert!! You'll find out why chicken crossed the road in season 6!

David Shore: The chicken crossed the road because I made it kreuz the road

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road cause I made out with Hugh

Hugh: Clarify

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road because I made out with Hugh on camera





So, thanks for reading
*cries Mehr cause of the spoilers*

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posted by Irene3691
After having lunch with Wilson they go back to work. Cuddy spends the whole afternoon in her office, she knows that House, is not there, but she doesn’t wanna run risks and go out anyway. Meanwhile, Chase phones House again and tells him that they really, really need his help. He insists a lot and he finally decides to go to the hospital.

It’s time to go Home for Cuddy, so she takes her stuff and goes to the elevator, she waits there and when the doors open House is in front of her, speechless. He looks at the floor and gets out of the elevator. While getting in she speaks and doesn’t...
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Sorry for the wait, busy-busy-busy. This is part two of the fic. If Du didn't catch the first, Du can find it here, oder on the Huddy Spot. Part three coming soon.
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18 years ago

Hacy_Huddy Era - After college
Hacy - First three years
After college, House received a job offer at a hospital in New Jersey. Leaving abruptly and without notice, his parents, especially his father, were outraged. They had repeatedly called him asking about his whereabouts, but he just allowed them to make their phone calls and leave their voicemails. But after a few...
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A/N: I’m in such a Schreiben mood today sooo… Here’s chap 2 …I hope Du like it… Plot twist watch out… And here is where the Mary Sue enters but you’ll like her I swear.. Oh and I got inspired in the song Just my Imagination Von The Cranberries. It will appear in the last chap… So to the fic right?

“House, clinic duty now.” Cuddy sagte as she watched House sitting in his chair.

“God woman, Du don’t even care that I almost die in a car accident two months ago.” House sagte not turning his eyes from his computer monitor.

“House. Clinic. Now!” Cuddy ordered. House turned...
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