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so, guys... While I'm weeping here, tear stained from the STUPID spoilers (and I'm NOT watching the season premiere!!!!)
I decided to post this Artikel on here, cause I had it in my schreibtisch for a while XDDDDD
so, hope Du enjoy it XD



Why did the chicken kreuz the road?

House: The chicken crossed the road because it had some weird illness it got while being shipped from Bahamas to US and it messed up it's brain.
Of course, maybe the chicken didn't kreuz the road, maybe I just hallucinated that.


Cuddy: The chicken crossed the road because House didn't want to do his clinic duty and it had to take care of the little baby chicken at home, and it couldn't stop him from doing so oder terrorize him cause the chicken had hots for House...
And the chicken is
SOMEBODY PLEASE STOP ME!!


Chase: The chicken crossed the road cause they were giving free Pantene samples on the other side of the road.

Foreman: Ok, the chicken crossed the road. I get it. Can we get back to the patient?

13: The chicken didn't kreuz the road. It stayed in between cause it couldn't decide which side it preferred

Taub: Because it saw its Liebe mate on the other side. The Liebe like that should fly free

Wilson: I don't know why chicken crossed the road. I can't be a psychiatrist for everyone!!!
Why does everyone wants an answer from me???


Cameron: The chicken crossed the road cause it was a nice thing to do

Rachel: Gugugaga (cause it's yellow)

Lord Duckington the 8. : *_* (God damn, that chicken is hot!)

Vogler: Was the chicken having sex with Dr. House? But it did, once, right?

Tritter: The chicken crossed the road? I need to arrest it!!!

Hector: Woof (The chicken? Where? Where? Lemme have it!! Lemme at it!!)

Houseaholic: The chicken crossed the road cause it wanted to kill himself because it couldn't stand the damn spoilers anymore!!!

A Huddy: The chicken crossed the road because it wanted to protest against ufer *brings the saw*

A Hameron shipper: Because Cameron got married *cries

Ausiello: Spoiler alert!! You'll find out why chicken crossed the road in season 6!

David Shore: The chicken crossed the road because I made it kreuz the road

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road cause I made out with Hugh

Hugh: Clarify

Lisa E: The chicken crossed the road because I made out with Hugh on camera





So, thanks for reading
*cries Mehr cause of the spoilers*

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